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A kind little mouse!
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it cost me my sanity but this pepsi is delicious.
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Dec 1, 2020 17:52
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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Apr 29, 2024 18:11
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- snergle
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A kind little mouse!
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im living my life while alive and its pretty good thanks tom and gina.
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Dec 1, 2020 17:53
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- snergle
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A kind little mouse!
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im living my life my way. thanks frankie
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Dec 1, 2020 17:55
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- snergle
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A kind little mouse!
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ive been loving this cherry pie and its kinda gross my dick is sticky and red.
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Dec 1, 2020 17:55
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- snergle
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A kind little mouse!
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i keep walking through these spider webs and calling gwen stefani but she wont pick up. i think she changed her number
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Dec 1, 2020 17:59
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i keep walking through these spider webs and calling gwen stefani but she wont pick up. i think she changed her number
don't speak
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Dec 1, 2020 18:18
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- google THIS
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Huh. It turns out I already had the right to party. I spent so much time on this picket sign too
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Dec 1, 2020 18:40
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- Evil Bob
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've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
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Freak flag flying high over here
Evil Bob fucked around with this message at 23:39 on Dec 1, 2020
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Dec 1, 2020 23:34
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- Stoner Sloth
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Civil Engineer scratching her head and looking puzzled before saying "Look your entire foundation is unstable and you're going to have a lot of problems... we can replace it but for the whole place, I guess, it's going to be hugely expensive and take years... I.. I don't know what made you think it'd be a good idea to build your city on this?" as she holds up some old mixtapes and vinyls.
sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!
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Dec 2, 2020 00:49
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- google THIS
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That's your alibi? "You didn't start the fire?" Listen buddy, that's not gonna help you unless you can give us some names. ...Okay slow down, that's a lot of names.
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Dec 2, 2020 01:44
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- Effective-Disorder
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Went to the jungle, found no fun or any games. Please send help. I think I have dysentery now and a snake just ate my phone.
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Dec 2, 2020 02:08
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- DOPE FIEND KILLA G
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i keep a gong next to my bed that i like to bang before intercourse
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Dec 2, 2020 02:35
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- super sweet best pal
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Sure I can go diving in the middle of the night, just not for too long.
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Dec 2, 2020 05:20
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- Escape From Noise
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Look. You have to approve my loan. 15 people said you should give it to me. How can they be wrong?
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Dec 2, 2020 06:34
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- magic cactus
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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It's me that everyone comes to for their dirty deeds done, but in retrospect I should have paid myself what I'm worth. Sometimes it seems like I'm doing the most despicable things all week and nothing to show for it beyond rent and groceries.
Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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Dec 2, 2020 07:00
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- snergle
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A kind little mouse!
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ive gone to b.y.o.b system of a down now what do i do?
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Dec 2, 2020 07:01
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- Dead Hippie Ghost
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tears for queers
afk -> you know me
sponsored by Healer LLC
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i've taken a vacation to Phnom Penh but unfortunately i was in an accident and, in a chart mix-up, the surgeons grafted a handgun into my spine. I do however, work significantly harder now so little silver linings
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Dec 2, 2020 07:25
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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ive gone to b.y.o.b system of a down now what do i do?
I'm not sure, but I think it involves putting on makeup?
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Dec 2, 2020 07:27
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- Dead Hippie Ghost
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tears for queers
afk -> you know me
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I'm not sure, but I think it involves putting on makeup?
you are missing a crucial first step
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Dec 2, 2020 08:08
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- matti
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this a dangerous but rewarding life style
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Dec 2, 2020 21:27
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- Macnult
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“keep on rocking in the free world”
i will. i will keep on rocking in the free world
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Dec 3, 2020 01:19
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- Finger Prince
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Man Def Leppard had it right. Love does bite.
Finger Prince fucked around with this message at 04:28 on Dec 3, 2020
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Dec 3, 2020 04:11
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- Trollipop
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hippin and hoppin
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Been usin the boys room for all this smokin in and I forgot where to poo poo where do I poo poo when im smokin in the boys room??? ?
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Dec 3, 2020 22:56
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Been usin the boys room for all this smokin in and I forgot where to poo poo where do I poo poo when im smokin in the boys room??? ?
ash tray
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Dec 3, 2020 23:29
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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hi yes i'm looking for a giant sweater to wear as my only clothes. I also need it to have a loose thread to pull the whole thing apart if necessary
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Dec 4, 2020 00:20
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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I have a splitting hangover and I'm pretty sure it's because I had my whiskey drink, vodka drink, lager drink, and cider drink in the wrong order last night
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Dec 4, 2020 00:21
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- Finger Prince
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I have a splitting hangover and I'm pretty sure it's because I had my whiskey drink, vodka drink, lager drink, and cider drink in the wrong order last night
Did you sing the songs that remind you of the good times?
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Dec 4, 2020 00:40
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- snergle
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A kind little mouse!
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my mom wouldnt let me walk towards or hear the words of mr danzig but my dad let my sister date danzig. some huge hypocrisy in my household. I mean my mom wouldnt even let me hold danzigs hand. constantly slapping my hand away when i try.
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Dec 4, 2020 05:21
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- google THIS
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Ok, heart trampled, check, naked in the living room, check, next I have to take this irregularly shaped pill
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Dec 4, 2020 05:25
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- snergle
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A kind little mouse!
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Ok, heart trampled, check, naked in the living room, check, next I have to take this irregularly shaped pill
isnt that why you got naked? is it not a suppository!?
i may have been doing this all wrong
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Dec 4, 2020 21:35
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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Apr 29, 2024 18:11
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- Effective-Disorder
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Well, it did bring me to my knees, but somehow I'm still alive. Seems to get worse here everyday!
I'm going to try to ride the tiger out of here. I can see his stripes, but I'm pretty sure he's clean, or at least the Uber profile says so.
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