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A couple of days ago the phrase suddenly popped (pooped?) into my head: WAFFLE STOMP. Through sheer force of will I managed to avoid repeating it mentally more than a few times (a habit I'm prone to with certain phrases, e.g. GET REAL BEEFY BITCH). Symptoms of prodromal schizophrenia? Who knows, but this is GBS not FYAD leaking into the unconscious so at least it's less toxic. Anyway it got me wondering whether many GBSers have ever done a waffle stomp in real life. And tonight, rinsing a peanut butter jar, there was this: Surely a SIGN that I need to post about waffle stomping. So... Who here has done a waffle stomp (with poop) in rl? Only TRUE and HONEST posts pls, tia. Edit: Waffle stomping poop only pls, not vomit, beacause the latter would be loving disgusting. BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 18:01 on Dec 11, 2020 |
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i have a friend that runs a small airport, and it's always got these ancient retired dudes just hanging around drinking free coffee anyway one of them had a bad bowel problem and over the course of 2 years i received half a dozen snapchats of this one man's attempts to push his poo poo through the grates in the bathroom but he died of covid finally this year. RIP
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# ? Dec 11, 2020 18:01 |
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TheAardvark posted:i have a friend that runs a small airport, and it's always got these ancient retired dudes just hanging around drinking free coffee dirty old wafflestomper. What an inspiring true story!
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# ? Dec 11, 2020 18:16 |
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Wafflestomp the PB, friend.
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# ? Dec 11, 2020 18:29 |
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Weka posted:Wafflestomp the PB, friend. Too late now, but I wouldn't have anyway because my cheapass sink might have collapsed. I'll try and remember to use the bath plughole next time and stomp it down while pretending it's poop. If I can do a smelly fart at the same time it would be a good simulation.
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# ? Dec 11, 2020 19:13 |
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I had a waffle stomp like situation a long time ago. We were in the war and well away from basic ablutions and so forth it was the middle of summer and the stench from no mans land was at times unbearable we were advised the germans were in some state of restocking and refreshing troop so that we had time for a brief reprieve from the front 24 hours we ran straight to the nearest village hoping they wouldn't chase us away and that they may happen to have sausages meat cheeses beer anyway i took a poo poo in a sink and had to waffle stomp it down the drain with my hand.
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# ? Dec 11, 2020 19:26 |
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Halloween Liker posted:I had a waffle stomp like situation a long time ago. We were in the war and well away from basic ablutions and so forth it was the middle of summer and the stench from no mans land was at times unbearable we were advised the germans were in some state of restocking and refreshing troop so that we had time for a brief reprieve from the front 24 hours we ran straight to the nearest village hoping they wouldn't chase us away and that they may happen to have sausages meat cheeses beer anyway i took a poo poo in a sink and had to waffle stomp it down the drain with my hand. That's impressive. I hope you were awarded the medal you deserve for this. Reminds me of that other famous post, "Every morning I take a heroic poo poo in the sink and slam it down the plughole with the palm of my hand ..."
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# ? Dec 11, 2020 19:35 |
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# ? Dec 11, 2020 20:33 |
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I used a potato masher once on an especially dense toddler poop the size and shape of a softball. Attempts to break it up with chopsticks had proved futile.
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# ? Dec 11, 2020 21:14 |
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No need if you always have diarrhea lmao
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# ? Dec 11, 2020 21:30 |
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It sounds like some of you coukd do with a poop knife. Waffle stomp or poop knife, take your choice.
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# ? Dec 12, 2020 05:09 |
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ing at this too.
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# ? Dec 12, 2020 05:11 |
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In russia the waffle stomps you, OP. Because they are rife with big walking waffles.
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# ? Dec 12, 2020 05:47 |
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I'm waffling on whether this is a good thread or not
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# ? Dec 12, 2020 05:50 |
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remember waffleimages
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# ? Dec 12, 2020 06:00 |
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bossy lady posted:remember waffleimages Remember Stomp, for that matter
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# ? Dec 12, 2020 06:13 |
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Only on the drain grates in the parking lots of restaurants.
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# ? Dec 12, 2020 06:14 |
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Well I've done the clot scrape which is related I think. I mean I was scraping at it with my foot, and was pretty horrified- it was tough as hell and I couldn't get it down so it just stayed there for a few days.
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Spinz posted:Well I've done the clot scrape which is related I think. I mean I was scraping at it with my foot, and was pretty horrified- it was tough as hell and I couldn't get it down so it just stayed there for a few days. A clot of what...err.. oh... heheheh. Will you be posting a simulated photo too?
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# ? Dec 12, 2020 16:38 |
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Steve please buy some more peanut butter to wafflestomp for us. Don't forget pics.
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# ? Dec 12, 2020 22:32 |
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# ? Dec 12, 2020 22:34 |
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Aawwwwww heeeellllllll naaawwwww.
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# ? Dec 12, 2020 23:47 |
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im permabanned poster wafflestomper58. i first started eating breakfast when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of “brunch” and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like “waffle irons” and “i love cooking inside waffle irons” in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of “ironic” style of breakfast humor was all about; i think it’s the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who “get” breakfast to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace
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# ? Dec 12, 2020 23:57 |
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I used to work at a gym and one Saturday morning someone poo poo in one of the urinals. These urinals didn't have dividers or doors or anything, so on one hand, yeah, you got us, but on the other hand was it worth the risk of standing up and making GBS threads in the urinal where someone would see you the moment they walked in the locker room?
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Chief McHeath posted:I used to work at a gym and one Saturday morning someone poo poo in one of the urinals. These urinals didn't have dividers or doors or anything, so on one hand, yeah, you got us, but on the other hand was it worth the risk of standing up and making GBS threads in the urinal where someone would see you the moment they walked in the locker room? Did you eat it
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# ? Dec 13, 2020 00:01 |
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I would of eated it...
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# ? Dec 13, 2020 00:01 |
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I wasn't there I only got the photos, otherwise... maybe.
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Chief McHeath posted:I used to work at a gym and one Saturday morning someone poo poo in one of the urinals. These urinals didn't have dividers or doors or anything, so on one hand, yeah, you got us, but on the other hand was it worth the risk of standing up and making GBS threads in the urinal where someone would see you the moment they walked in the locker room? Well, yes. It was and I'm glad we finally get to have this discussion.
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# ? Dec 13, 2020 01:35 |
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How can you even ask that question?
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# ? Dec 13, 2020 04:07 |
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Chief McHeath posted:I used to work at a gym and one Saturday morning someone poo poo in one of the urinals. These urinals didn't have dividers or doors or anything, so on one hand, yeah, you got us, but on the other hand was it worth the risk of standing up and making GBS threads in the urinal where someone would see you the moment they walked in the locker room? They didn't necessarily poo poo directly into the urinal.
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BigBadSteve posted:A clot of what...err.. oh... heheheh. Probably a blood clot. From her period.
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# ? Dec 13, 2020 07:58 |
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Happy Landfill posted:Probably a blood clot. From her period. Or maybe it wasn't a clot. Just sayin
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# ? Dec 13, 2020 08:07 |
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Chief McHeath posted:I wasn't there I only got the photos, otherwise... maybe. Post them chief, just claim you were joking and it's really peanut butter.
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# ? Dec 13, 2020 13:02 |
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Wtf? Is the black stuff mould, months of pulverised cockroaches, or what?
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# ? Dec 13, 2020 13:03 |
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BigBadSteve posted:Wtf? Is the black stuff mould, months of pulverised cockroaches, or what? I think it's poop
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# ? Dec 13, 2020 13:36 |
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Hmmm... the code phrase in this thread for poop is now"pulverized cockroaches". Use it where e.g. posting a photo labelled "poop" might otherwise get one probated, and that would be gross.
BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 14:55 on Dec 13, 2020 |
# ? Dec 13, 2020 14:40 |
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One time I waffle stomped at the airport.. Edit: Here you go https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3828538&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 fist4jesus fucked around with this message at 17:18 on Dec 13, 2020 |
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fist4jesus posted:One time I waffle stomped at the airport.. Reading it now... def Pro click.
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# ? Dec 13, 2020 18:45 |
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Your hand looks Old bitch
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# ? Dec 13, 2020 18:48 |
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ELI PORTER posted:Your hand looks Old bitch It's young enough to hold my not overly wrinkly dick and that's all that matters. You're just jealous.
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