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Took me a minute to remember that "zoos" does not mean the place where all the animals live.
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It took reading your post for me to realize it.
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Dec 13, 2020 15:41
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rydiafan posted:It took reading your post for me to realize it. Same. Still took me a seconds, as I was like, “wait but how is this not about zoos...0h...” 
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Dec 13, 2020 16:24
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GreenMetalSun posted:
“This just seems like some weird niche net weird-EURGH”
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Can't believe they got Sephiroth in Smash
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TontoCorazon posted:Can't believe they got Sephiroth in Smash I seriously thought from the thumbnail that it was a picture of someone doing a genderbent Handsome Squidward cosplay.
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She was probably attractive before she got internet brainworms and went off the deep end 
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OwlFancier posted:Took me a minute to remember that "zoos" does not mean the place where all the animals live. rydiafan posted:It took reading your post for me to realize it. Same here, and I recently listened to a takedown of some apparently notorious people (including a few arrests in the past year) and STILL didn’t make the connection because the reality is so much to bear. 
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Not ugly, but definitely awkward and gross:Suntan Boy posted:Military ERs are always a special flavor of batshit, in a medical field rife with WTF stories.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Not ugly, but definitely awkward and gross: Well I had a picture of a strange bird to post but I'm not sure it's relevant after that.
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The idea of a guy in a bomb suit standing next to a surgeon in the operating theater is pretty funny.
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OwlFancier posted:The idea of a guy in a bomb suit standing next to a surgeon in the operating theater is pretty funny. I was gonna say "except for the guy in the bomb suit" but let's be honest, that guy now has a lifetime's worth of winning stories to tell at his local watering hole so he's laughing about it too.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:I was gonna say "except for the guy in the bomb suit" but let's be honest, that guy now has a lifetime's worth of winning stories to tell at his local watering hole so he's laughing about it too. He's also covered in poo poo. Win some, lose some.
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40x45mm? So just the explosive projectile and not the 203 shell casing. So I guess he was going to town on himself with a live round and holding it by the rim of the casing, clenched up when he came and pulled back a spent shell. Even if he'd succeeded in shiting it out he'd have been leaving unexploded ordnance in the latrine. I'd love to see the officer's incident report on this.
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Dec 14, 2020 00:29
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That's how Dr. Carson Beckett shoulda gone out
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One guy in Afghanistan got an RPG in his guts, survived, and had to get operated on (successfully) https://abcnews.go.com/2020/unexploded-bomb-soldiers-body-docs-save/story?id=13678066
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James Woods posted:40x45mm? So just the explosive projectile and not the 203 shell casing. So I guess he was going to town on himself with a live round and holding it by the rim of the casing, clenched up when he came and pulled back a spent shell. Even if he'd succeeded in shiting it out he'd have been leaving unexploded ordnance in the latrine. I'd love to see the officer's incident report on this. Gives new meaning to 'going to the can, gotta drop a bomb'
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James Woods posted:40x45mm? So just the explosive projectile and not the 203 shell casing. So I guess he was going to town on himself with a live round and holding it by the rim of the casing, clenched up when he came and pulled back a spent shell. Even if he'd succeeded in shiting it out he'd have been leaving unexploded ordnance in the latrine. I'd love to see the officer's incident report on this. I'm more impressed at the guy with the bullet puller for an rear end in a top hat. That's a popular man right there.
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OwlFancier posted:I'm more impressed at the guy with the bullet puller for an rear end in a top hat. That's a popular man right there. I mean, is he? I don't want him uprooting my dick.
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OwlFancier posted:I'm more impressed at the guy with the bullet puller for an rear end in a top hat. That's a popular man right there. I was thinking the same thing. I imagine you'd need a pipe wrench and a pair of vice grips under normal circumstances. This dude is in the wrong line of work.
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They make special vices to put them in so yeah, man literally has a ringpiece like a vice.
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GreenMetalSun posted:
I wonder if there's a whole bunch of them that try to entice the animals to make the first move.
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Oh wow. Xbox series X version of untitled goose game lookin bad.
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Purgatory Glory posted:I wonder if there's a whole bunch of them that try to entice the animals to make the first move. I think some things are better off not wondered about, friend.
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Also if the question is "people do hosed up thing?" the answer is always emphatically "yes"
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I dunno the idea of someone wandering up to a cow and trying to do a provocative slip of the dressing gown as the cow just stares at them entirely disinterested is kinda funny. Oh yeah you come to this barn often? Eating hay huh, that's cool. Oh my god do you think there are people who try PUA poo poo on wildlife? I want there to be some guy who got eaten by a bear cos he tried to neg it.
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OwlFancier posted:I dunno the idea of someone wandering up to a cow and trying to do a provocative slip of the dressing gown as the cow just stares at them entirely disinterested is kinda funny. Good news, Canada already has that part all figured out Winner of the Canadian Pulitzer
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LifeSunDeath posted:https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/8GxThEEF_WIC9QqAyjf0imaH2diNSh_S__1Vr_AZjEI/https/i.imgur.com/UiMAxWW.mp4 In the Before Time when I had a job and saw people we had a regular who, when asked what he wanted to drink, always responded with "I love Bud Light!" Now I will think of this when I think of him. Good guy, though.
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Nope nope nope! Shoot me up with all the morphine you got, doc.
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Ah so that's where the guy who lives in the bud light house is.
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That man has covid I think that might actually be chicken bullion and a prank and now I've convinced myself and I won't hear otherwise
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The Bloop posted:That man has covid I want to believe this too, especially the way it's staining his legs.
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Brawnfire posted:That's how Dr. Carson Beckett shoulda gone out Way better than explosive tumor.
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I am now imagining precision refined and pressed chicken into specific purity ingots, the central chicken bank issuing stamped nuggets.
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RoboRodent posted:I want to believe this too, especially the way it's staining his legs. Considering how bad urine smells the next morning when you get up to pee in middle of the night and forget to flush, I hope so too.
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