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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006


drat I haven't been single for a while and I still felt those in my bones.

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Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

Those are sad

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

This doesn't induce the same amount of wincing but it's amazing anyway:

https://twitter.com/downbadpatrol/status/1339424378744958976

Kanine
Aug 5, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1340292346831728640

ewiley
Jul 9, 2003

More trash for the trash fire

Between this and the Hellenistic Studies memes, this is the proper use of Twitter goddamn.

Also if more social media allowed you to mute words, I could *almost* see going back to FB

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/Foone/status/1340198582847111168

xtal
Jan 9, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

I appreciate the effort but this is actually slower than loading the template and typing in MS Paint. Once again web developers run amok.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



trapped mouse posted:

Broke: Girl's posting their L's

Woke: Dudes who are down bad

https://twitter.com/downbadpatrol/status/1336153607910137859

Looks like this account solely gets its content from r/badfaketexts

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches





Iol that's the guy that got run off tumblr for posting about his human pet fetish

he still types the exact same way

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/rachelwenitsky/status/1114209903256715265?s=21

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
How the hell do you get run off Tumblr of all places for having a fetish.

Tumblr is where fetishes go to die.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/netflixisajoke/status/1339994167032725504?s=21

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/vivschwarz/status/1340297731986886658?s=20

Sestze
Jun 6, 2004



Cybernetic Crumb

RandomFerret posted:

Iol that's the guy that got run off tumblr for posting about his human pet fetish

he still types the exact same way
no loving way, he still exists

https://twitter.com/marxroz/status/1340366982886121473

also dril tweets in destiny 2
https://twitter.com/kuvosa/status/1340375452708294656

Trevor Hale
Dec 8, 2008

What have I become, my Swedish friend?

https://twitter.com/eve6/status/1340004391630249984?s=21

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/HumanoidHistory/status/1340412804533248000?s=20

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
better chance of the gun, in tejas

Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

We die.
We pray.
To live.
We serve


"smoko om"

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Chitin posted:

How the hell do you get run off Tumblr of all places for having a fetish.

Tumblr is where fetishes go to die.

You mean thrive, surely

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

https://twitter.com/cableknitjumper/status/1340457299358359553?s=19

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/bocxtop/status/1340064146512093185

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

:kimchi:

https://twitter.com/TweetsofOld/status/1340474053614858240

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005


Ya boy got this doll, no doubt

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
https://twitter.com/itslittletunny/status/1340433893078523904?s=20

brief thread

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


/\/\/\/\ extremely pro-click.

https://twitter.com/traependergrast/status/1340081869547814913

https://twitter.com/thedoomshine/status/1339957735736176642

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007


Powerful display name

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

"I WILL CONQUER THE DEVIL AND RID THE WORLD OF DOUBT" is some powerful shitposting energy that Dril would be proud of.

Also wtf android, you auto-correct Dril to Drop but you don't have a little red line under Dril saying it's not a word you recognise? Sort your poo poo out.

Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



That thread is dicustinge...

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
Christmas from a Muslim perspective: https://twitter.com/MohammadHussain/status/1340439172687998981?s=20

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Dog needs retrained, that steampunk old man is clearly Roger Stone and is thus threat level severe.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/christapeterso/status/1340353171307151360?s=20

Trevor Hale
Dec 8, 2008

What have I become, my Swedish friend?


Legit started crying I laughed so hard at “I’m getting a lot of questions about the meat slicer”

Nottherealaborn
Nov 12, 2012

Trevor Hale posted:

Legit started crying I laughed so hard at “I’m getting a lot of questions about the meat slicer”

The Twitter replies are all hilarious on this post too

number 1 snake fan
Jul 16, 2018

https://twitter.com/NonsenseIsland/status/1329531329617272836?s=19

GOOD thread

number 1 snake fan has a new favorite as of 07:09 on Dec 20, 2020

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/zerstoerer/status/1340355844400173056?s=21

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
For 700 bucks a day he made the right choice. I'm with lobster man.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)


"It'll pay for itself in two years" is the dark horse in this one

cohsae
Jun 19, 2015

Every AITA is fake as hell but that's the first one that's actually funny

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Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

cohsae posted:

Every AITA is fake as hell but that's the first one that's actually funny

The real challenge about AITA posts comes after you've realized they're fake, and then you're left with the next question:

is it a strawman of a terrible person you're meant to hate, or a Troper-Tales-style elaborate imaginary scenario you're meant to agree with?

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