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RustyKnight posted:
"If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend."  Is this guy trying to get his girlfriend cursed? I'm no expert, but comparing your mortal lover to a goddess seems like the way you get your girlfriend cursed.
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Dec 23, 2020 19:41
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TK-42-1 posted:I like the one that’s basically “i’m gay” Roman Centurion hops off a low stone wall and says: " Goodbye, Wondrous Femininity!"
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Dec 23, 2020 19:46
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Solice Kirsk posted:Did he die? Yeah, skeletons are weak to bludgeoning damage.
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Dec 23, 2020 19:53
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TK-42-1 posted:I like the one that’s basically “i’m gay” None of them are basically "I'm gay". The concept as such didn't really exist. 3D Megadoodoo has a new favorite as of 19:59 on Dec 23, 2020 |
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Dec 23, 2020 19:54
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Facebook Aunt posted:"If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend." Could be a long shot attempt to have Venus herself allow him to make the comparison. You never know with these immortals.
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Dec 23, 2020 20:27
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Facebook Aunt posted:"If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend." It's kinda like the monkey's paw version of "I'd like my girlfriend's beauty still to be talked about in ~2000 years".
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Dec 23, 2020 20:45
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Well we're talking about it, so I guess he succeeded there. I love those old graffiti messages, it's too bad so many have been lost to the ravages of time. I mean this provincial graffiti, imagine what kind of game they had in Rome.
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Dec 23, 2020 20:50
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Solice Kirsk posted:Did he die? No and he's wondering when the drat archaeologists are going to move the rock so he can get on with his life.
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Dec 23, 2020 20:59
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This guy has 100% seen every episode multiple times over.
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Dec 23, 2020 21:06
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Kwyndig posted:Well we're talking about it, so I guess he succeeded there. 
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Dec 23, 2020 21:09
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:This guy has 100% seen every episode multiple times over. Maybe but I want to believe There absolutely are enough memes to piece it together if you are an extreme tumblrerer
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Dec 23, 2020 21:56
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mdemone posted:Pater homo, quid quid I like this one, but of course 'homo' just means 'man'. Latin had no word for homosexual, they saw sexual proclivities as either penetrating of being penetrated irrespective of gender, though, since women were usually the, uh, penetratees, for a man to enjoy being penetrated was considered slightly shameful - penetrating other dudes, less so.
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Dec 23, 2020 22:30
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I figured out Jon Snow's parentage via memes. I also read the books and posted about it extensively on the internet, but it was the memes.
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Dec 23, 2020 22:35
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In hindsight I wished I had emailed Gurm to tell him I figured out Jon's parents so I could have headed up the TV show.
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Dec 23, 2020 22:44
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Pope Hilarius II posted:I like this one, but of course 'homo' just means 'man'. Latin had no word for homosexual, they saw sexual proclivities as either penetrating of being penetrated irrespective of gender, though, since women were usually the, uh, penetratees, for a man to enjoy being penetrated was considered slightly shameful - penetrating other dudes, less so. Explain the stigma on docking plz. Does use of a strapon raise ones social standing?
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Dec 23, 2020 23:02
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:This guy has 100% seen every episode multiple times over. If you're willing to trust me, a stranger on the internet, I can say that I've never seen a single episode and could have written about 80% of that.
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Dec 23, 2020 23:11
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Outrail posted:Explain the stigma on docking plz. Ding dongs are already pretty silly looking when you're not sex-drunk; when you link two of them together like segments of Popoid it's goes past funny to harrowing.
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Dec 23, 2020 23:23
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 Does he look like this?  Or this? 
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Dec 23, 2020 23:27
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the second one, but balder. Was about to add a bunch of other adjectives but remembered he was an officer so he gets all the good benefits and stuff after he retires
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Dec 23, 2020 23:32
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I'm 6'1" ~210 and I look far more like the second one, except my arms are smaller. I don't think either of them could be 190 to be honest
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Dec 23, 2020 23:34
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yeah, even young jacked Guile wouldn't have been 191 lbs, that'd be 210 at absolute minimum, probably close to 230
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Dec 23, 2020 23:49
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It's Japan, those are metric pounds.
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Blood type: Zero E: "My blood! He punched out all my blood!" Hyperlynx has a new favorite as of 23:59 on Dec 23, 2020 |
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Dec 23, 2020 23:56
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Facebook Aunt posted:"If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend." His girlfriend is so hot that Venus would obviously be flattered. Arguably since Venus is the goddess of beauty a really smoking hot babe is in a way a manifestation of Venus.
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:yeah, even young jacked Guile wouldn't have been 191 lbs, that'd be 210 at absolute minimum, probably close to 230 The numbers are all hosed up in lots of those, Ryu is supposed to be 5'10" 150. This guy is the first image result if you google "5'10" 150lbs".  This is Ryu  He's either 5'10" ~230, or 4'6" 150.
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Dec 24, 2020 00:07
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FreudianSlippers posted:His girlfriend is so hot that Venus would obviously be flattered. Arguably since Venus is the goddess of beauty a really smoking hot babe is in a way a manifestation of Venus. This is the exact opposite of how gods work(ed). If someone was really hot, the goddess of hotness would most likely turn them into a dead hedgehog or something, or remove their internal organs, or both.
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Dec 24, 2020 00:09
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FreudianSlippers posted:His girlfriend is so hot that Venus would obviously be flattered. Arguably since Venus is the goddess of beauty a really smoking hot babe is in a way a manifestation of Venus. Yeah, but in Greek mythology if you say poo poo like that you get raped by Poseidon, turned into a spider, given a headful of snakes, etc. I guess Romans just did not give a single gently caress.
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Dec 24, 2020 00:09
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christmas boots posted:Yeah, but in Greek mythology if you say poo poo like that you get raped by Poseidon, turned into a spider, given a headful of snakes, etc. Maybe some genius figured out gods are bullshit.
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Dec 24, 2020 00:15
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r/atheism: if hubris is real then turn my hot girlfriend into a pig.
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Dec 24, 2020 00:17
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The gods aren't omniscent. They're not gonna see the graffiti unless they happen to hanging around Pompeii which is pretty unlikely. Except poo poo What if the eruption was Venus slipping Vulcan a few denarii to punish the mortals for the hubris because the girlfriend was at best a 7? FreudianSlippers has a new favorite as of 00:31 on Dec 24, 2020 |
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Dec 24, 2020 00:27
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FreudianSlippers posted:The gods aren't omnipotent. They're not gonna see the graffiti I think you mean omniscient.
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Dec 24, 2020 00:29
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yes but it's Saturnalia so I´ve had a few.
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Dec 24, 2020 00:31
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RCarr posted:Maybe some genius figured out gods are bullshit. The Virgin Greek vs The Chad Italian
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FreudianSlippers posted:The gods aren't omniscent. They're not gonna see the graffiti unless they happen to hanging around Pompeii which is pretty unlikely. What does Vulcan, a dude who can magic metal out of thin air, want with a couple lousy human coins? Pretty sure in keeping with the theme, Venus would have paid him in favours. Made him good looking for a day so he could go bang mortal women or something.
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Dec 24, 2020 00:36
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Well Venus and Vulcan are married IIRC so maybe she just promised to sleep with him for once.
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I thought Venus was with Mars?
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Memento posted:I thought Venus was with Mars? Let me guess, Mars told you that?
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