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The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner

Heath posted:

You've activated my Pence Card!!

What's it do?

(Door slams as Pence leaves the room)

It triggers some conservative snow flakes. It's super effective!

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Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Heath posted:

You've activated my Pence Card!!

What's it do?

(Barn door slams as Pence leaves the room)

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA
Do these people really come up with these conspiracies just in time to be devastated when they do not come true, or do they only bubble to the surface right when they are obviously about to not come true?

(I realize we know about the January 6 conspiracy and the January 20 conspiracy in advance, but it seems like there are more every few days)

I suppose you can just chalk it up to them being so upset about the last one failing that they need to quickly concoct a new one, but why not just hold out hope for the longer-range ones?

Oh yeah then it is probably the grift. drat, this is easy

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

Dr. Quarex posted:

Do these people really come up with these conspiracies just in time to be devastated when they do not come true, or do they only bubble to the surface right when they are obviously about to not come true?

(I realize we know about the January 6 conspiracy and the January 20 conspiracy in advance, but it seems like there are more every few days)

I suppose you can just chalk it up to them being so upset about the last one failing that they need to quickly concoct a new one, but why not just hold out hope for the longer-range ones?

Oh yeah then it is probably the grift. drat, this is easy

It's going to be fun (tragic) when these stupid, gullible idiots finally realize they've been completely had, and turn to face their true aggressors.

A fool and their money is soon parted, no other person has been able to make more fools part with more money more quickly than Trump.

No one.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Guze posted:

lol just day after day of these dopes getting mad at the stories they invented

self owns inside of self owns

truly presidentially minded people, the best people, good people on both sides

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Pence card is the ace of horses

Infomaniac
Jul 3, 2007
Support Cartographers Without Borders
You've got to shoot your shot

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

Virginia Slams posted:

Dems on bipartisanship: Fool me once, okay please don't do that again. Fool me twice, I still have hope you won't do it a third time. Fool me three times, alright that's enough! I give up just keep fooling me!

I don't understand how every dem-critical political cartoon from 50 years ago is still applicable today. America has perfected a Sisyphean political system.

DickParasite
Dec 2, 2004


Slippery Tilde

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

It's going to be fun (tragic) when these stupid, gullible idiots finally realize they've been completely had, and turn to face their true aggressors.

A fool and their money is soon parted, no other person has been able to make more fools part with more money more quickly than Trump.

No one.

They may eventually turn on Trump when the next angry nazi comes along to rile them up, but they'll never look inwards and take any kind of accountability for their actions.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Infomaniac posted:

You've got to shoot your shot



LOL she's done, she knows her law license is all but gone.

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Sep 7, 2014

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Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

Dr. Quarex posted:

Do these people really come up with these conspiracies just in time to be devastated when they do not come true, or do they only bubble to the surface right when they are obviously about to not come true?

I think the country is just full of loving literal weirdos who normally would be sending coded letters to politicians/media/companies from their basements but it took them twenty years to figure out the internet existed and here we are.

its_my_birthday
Sep 18, 2020
Remember when pence went to an nfl game just so he could leave cause daddy trump was pissed at the black players standing up for themselves

https://www.si.com/nfl/2018/10/08/mike-pence-nfl-walkout-stunt-taxpayers

Lmao

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Oscar Wild posted:

Pence card is the ace of horses

Infomaniac
Jul 3, 2007
Support Cartographers Without Borders

its_my_birthday posted:

Remember when pence went to an nfl game just so he could leave cause daddy trump was pissed at the black players standing up for themselves

https://www.si.com/nfl/2018/10/08/mike-pence-nfl-walkout-stunt-taxpayers

Lmao

Didn't he get bitched out from the stage at a Hamilton?

Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

It's going to be fun (tragic) when these stupid, gullible idiots finally realize they've been completely had, and turn to face their true aggressors.

A fool and their money is soon parted, no other person has been able to make more fools part with more money more quickly than Trump.

No one.

I look forward to when reality hits on January 20th some of these fools that donated and continue to donate to donnys legal defense. The ones that come back to reality are gonna pull the same poo poo the "patriot gamblers" pulled and demand their money back when it finally clicks that ol Donald A. Is not going to be president anymore and B. Stole all the legal donations.

I only hope they :justpost: about it on .lose and twitter so I can bask in their rage

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

Guze posted:

lol just day after day of these dopes getting mad at the stories they invented

it will literally never stop. millions of americans have hitched their wagon to donald trump and until he says its over (which will never happen) they will fight tooth and nail to prove that he is right. It's probably one of the most egregious cases of a cult of personality in modern history

its_my_birthday
Sep 18, 2020
Trump has done nothing for his supporters other than hate minorities. And unfortunately that’s enough for his base. But why can’t these people realize that the reason life sucks is the white billionaires and ruling class. Like trumpers see them and see “white,” while billionaires see white trash as less than human. You’re not on their team lol. The people you worship hate you and openly treat you with disdain.

There’s no secret message, there’s no 4d chess, when they openly show you they don’t care about you, they are telling the truth lol. Trump drove through your rally for him to play golf. He went on vacation to Florida on a Tuesday instead of giving you a stimulus check. He hates you. He shows time and time again that he hates you, lol

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Oct 12, 2009

its_my_birthday posted:

Trump has done nothing for his supporters other than hate minorities. And unfortunately that’s enough for his base. But why can’t these people realize that the reason life sucks is the white billionaires and ruling class. Like trumpers see them and see “white,” while billionaires see white trash as less than human. You’re not on their team lol. The people you worship hate you and openly treat you with disdain.

There’s no secret message, there’s no 4d chess, when they openly show you they don’t care about you, they are telling the truth lol. Trump drove through your rally for him to play golf. He went on vacation to Florida on a Tuesday instead of giving you a stimulus check. He hates you. He shows time and time again that he hates you, lol

these are people who routinely spout antisemitic bullshit about george soros's international influence while handwaving away the Kochs and Adelsons influence on their chosen party. 100% agreed there is no reasoning with them.

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer
liqma balls

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

free hubcaps posted:

these are people who routinely spout antisemitic bullshit about george soros's international influence while handwaving away the Kochs and Adelsons influence on their chosen party. 100% agreed there is no reasoning with them.

No no no. You forget, the Kochs and Adelsons are "one of the good ones".

Which is the most racist phrase you will ever hear. And you will never be able to convince the person who uses it how racist they are.

AlphaKeny1
Feb 17, 2006

whats liqma

Martin Luther Kink
Oct 17, 2004
Barroom Hero
Not much, whats liqma with you?

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Infomaniac posted:

You've got to shoot your shot



loving lmao

#LIQMA#ANNUS

Trump and Pence need to execute the Belaying Over Fraud Authorization included in the Delayed Emergency Election Statute!

#BOFA#DEES

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Like, there is a ZERO percent chance that someone did NOT come up with that abbreviation to get Trump voters to unironically ask Pence to "lick my anus."

They are SO loving DUMB!!!

LOL!!!

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Infomaniac posted:

Didn't he get bitched out from the stage at a Hamilton?

It was a polite "we hope you respect people" line or 2 from Lin. Literally decorum as gently caress.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

its_my_birthday posted:

Trump has done nothing for his supporters other than hate minorities. And unfortunately that’s enough for his base. But why can’t these people realize that the reason life sucks is the white billionaires and ruling class. Like trumpers see them and see “white,” while billionaires see white trash as less than human. You’re not on their team lol. The people you worship hate you and openly treat you with disdain.

There’s no secret message, there’s no 4d chess, when they openly show you they don’t care about you, they are telling the truth lol. Trump drove through your rally for him to play golf. He went on vacation to Florida on a Tuesday instead of giving you a stimulus check. He hates you. He shows time and time again that he hates you, lol

I remember Howard Stern saying that if any of Trump’s supporters really want to know how he feels about them, go try to apply for a membership at Mar a Lago (or something along those lines).

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

free hubcaps posted:

if trump's attempts to reform US libel/defamation laws due to his extremely thin skin had gone through I'd be way more optimistic about republicans actually facing consequences for their seditious bullshit, oddly enough.

https://twitter.com/GelberLaw/status/1341601621885792257

This should be a pretty easy open and shut case that is settled out of court for a massive amount of money. It's extremely obvious and easy to show that the Trump campaign had zero evidence when they made their claims against Dominion.

RodShaft
Jul 31, 2003
Like an evil horny Santa Claus.


Ok. I said that post a few days ago would be the final update on my Q-spiracy Facebook friend... But I couldn't but post these...





She also bought tickets to DC for January 6th because the president told her to in a tweet, and believed that pence was going to do something today until he didn't. Now it's tomorrow, or it wasn't really an important step or something, I haven't been following much, for my own sanity.

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

RodShaft posted:

Ok. I said that post a few days ago would be the final update on my Q-spiracy Facebook friend... But I couldn't but post these...





She also bought tickets to DC for January 6th because the president told her to in a tweet, and believed that pence was going to do something today until he didn't. Now it's tomorrow, or it wasn't really an important step or something, I haven't been following much, for my own sanity.

the mention of the pineal gland made me think of the fantastic short story There Shall Be No Darkness by James Blish which I highly recommend everyone read instead of this bullshit

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

RodShaft posted:

Ok. I said that post a few days ago would be the final update on my Q-spiracy Facebook friend... But I couldn't but post these...




Ahaha this can’t be real. It loving can’t.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

Go for it Biden, you kick that football. No way Mitch is going to pull it away at the last minute this time.

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

George W. Bush commuted Scooter Libby's sentence as soon as he was convicted. This was pretty hosed up. And that was a compromise, Cheney wanted him pardoned.
It has been exactly 3 trillion years and my memory is hazy, so can you remind me... Is that the one where someone unmasked an active CIA agent, putting the lives of her and all her contacts at risk, and the whole country said "We need to hold those responsible to account for this and even GWB gave a speech to that effect. Then a few months later it became blatantly obvious said unmasking came from the office of the vice president as retribution for her husband writing articles calling out the whole uranium yellow cake excuse for the Iraq war as bullshit. Then Scooter Libby fell on his sword for that one, and was immediately pardoned by the same guy who promised to hold the perpetrators to account. Is my memory right one that one? because lol if so and lol at anyone trying to act like bush act 2 wasn't that bad.

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Eulogistics posted:

I know the real reasons why people voted Donald Trump for president, but at the same time, I can't loving understand why anyone would vote for Donald Trunp for President. He's not smart, he's not traditionally masculine, he isn't devout,, he has no good character traits, he looks like a clown, he ran as a loving democrat like 15 years ago so he's clearly not principled, I just...don't understand. It's actually impressive that he one-upped Bush's presidency to be totally honest, he hosed the US up big time.

Lol

You do understand. The only "clever" thing Tump ever did was to come out the day after he started running and say "Mexicans are bad". No euphemisms, straight out with it. The deal was sealed right there. What other sane leader has said poo poo like that for 50 years? So for voting idiots (ie a lot of people) he "says it like it is" and is their last line of defence before them forrriners come over and take our jobs. So you're there in the ballot box, no-one looking over your shoulder, the 21st century is closing in, what do you do?

poo poo yourself

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Chrpno posted:

You do understand. The only "clever" thing Tump ever did was to come out the day after he started running and say "Mexicans are bad". No euphemisms, straight out with it. The deal was sealed right there. What other sane leader has said poo poo like that for 50 years? So for voting idiots (ie a lot of people) he "says it like it is" and is their last line of defence before them forrriners come over and take our jobs. So you're there in the ballot box, no-one looking over your shoulder, the 21st century is closing in, what do you do?

poo poo yourself

Not even just they are bad. Trump said publicly that he believes all Mexicans are rapists, murderers, and drug dealers that want to destroy America. This is what skyrocketed his popularity, was this racist rant he made, this is the defining moment that won him the 2016 election.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

Chrpno posted:

You do understand. The only "clever" thing Tump ever did was to come out the day after he started running and say "Mexicans are bad". No euphemisms, straight out with it. The deal was sealed right there. What other sane leader has said poo poo like that for 50 years? So for voting idiots (ie a lot of people) he "says it like it is" and is their last line of defence before them forrriners come over and take our jobs. So you're there in the ballot box, no-one looking over your shoulder, the 21st century is closing in, what do you do?

poo poo yourself

To his credit he did mock the top ticket republicans live, and to their faces, which was cool and good.

its_my_birthday
Sep 18, 2020
What even is the Republican Party now? It’s just the party of racism, right?

Imagine being a blue collar working and resonating with the silver spoon trump family? How could jr’s “beard” alone keep you from feeling 24/7 shame. How about daddy Trump’s own poo poo talk of military and veterans? How can religious people look at Trump and be like “yep.”

All their “values” are a lie. It’s just racism

Lol

its_my_birthday fucked around with this message at 08:26 on Dec 24, 2020

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Oct 12, 2009

its_my_birthday posted:

What even is the Republican Party now? It’s just the party of racism, right?

Imagine being a blue collar working and resonating with the silver spoon trump family? How could jr’s “beard” alone keep you from feeling 24/7 shame. How about daddy Trump’s own poo poo talk of military and veterans? How can religious people look at Trump and be like “yep.”

All their “values” are a lie. It’s just racism

Lol

your mistake is assuming that some sort of logic drives Trump supporters. What ensures their fanatic support is dog whistling, plain and simple. The GOP will be beholden to them for long after this election

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Martin Luther Kink posted:

Not much, whats liqma with you?

LOL!!!

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

RodShaft posted:

Ok. I said that post a few days ago would be the final update on my Q-spiracy Facebook friend... But I couldn't but post these...





She also bought tickets to DC for January 6th because the president told her to in a tweet, and believed that pence was going to do something today until he didn't. Now it's tomorrow, or it wasn't really an important step or something, I haven't been following much, for my own sanity.

This person needs to host an AM radio show!

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Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

its_my_birthday posted:

What even is the Republican Party now? It’s just the party of racism, right?

Imagine being a blue collar working and resonating with the silver spoon trump family? How could jr’s “beard” alone keep you from feeling 24/7 shame. How about daddy Trump’s own poo poo talk of military and veterans? How can religious people look at Trump and be like “yep.”

All their “values” are a lie. It’s just racism

Lol

You'll find now, that it's the party of responsability and fiscal stability.

Lol

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