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Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; More like "Bulges Adventure"

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Thedonald.win loses a hotel

Hotel found out it was being filled with Jan 6th protesters so the hotel shut down rather than house these patriotic pedes

Lmao, still finding ways to WIN in 2020

# ? Dec 29, 2020 03:39

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# ? May 17, 2024 04:44

Odd: Dec 30, 2006; I think everybody just needs to maybe cool out a little maybe

InsertPotPun posted:

i'm really interested in what those q nuts are going to actually so besides weekly grandstanding and immovable "no" votes. both sides of the aisle know they're immovable so what is their bargaining chip for literally anything? what sort of deal could they make and who's going to want to be on their side?

what's the difference between a green bean and a chickpea?
trump's never had a green bean on his face.

it's garbanzo bean

# ? Dec 29, 2020 03:39

Orange Carlisle: Jul 14, 2007

The "in minecraft" poo poo kills me - is that supposed to be their way of making threats thinking the FBI won't catch them

# ? Dec 29, 2020 03:39

MrMojok: Jan 28, 2011

quote:

*** They will unleash Canada-trained troops from the North to invade Washington.

*** They will land Chinese troops at Long Beach Port in California, then use the West Coast as a beachhead to invade and attempt to conquer the entire nation.
*** They will unleash Chinese-trained narco militant units from the South, invading Southern California and Arizona.

***They will launch potentially thousands of cruise missiles hidden in cargo containers (club-K missiles) which are already in place across America. These cruise missiles will target National Guard bases, police stations, power grid substations, water supplies, dams, emergency response units and communications infrastructure across America. They will also of course target the White House and various monuments in Washington D.C.

*** Importantly, Democrats, Leftists, the FBI and other treasonous groups will continue to fight on the side of China, because they foolishly believe that China will somehow spare them and offer them a place in the communist Chinese regime that seeks to overthrow America. So American patriots will likely find themselves fighting against Chinese soldiers, left-wing lunatics and corrupt U.S. government traitors all at the same time.

This is the most insane loving poo poo I have ever seen in my life, and I have seen a lot.

# ? Dec 29, 2020 03:39

Batterypowered7: Aug 8, 2009; The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Lol!

# ? Dec 29, 2020 03:40

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

Orange Carlisle posted:

The "in minecraft" poo poo kills me - is that supposed to be their way of making threats thinking the FBI won't catch them

Yup

# ? Dec 29, 2020 03:41

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

J.theYellow posted:

They're not all Russian twitter bots, come on.

Not realizing that "people like this exist" has been the main failure of progressivism. You can't leave people behind, or even leave them feeling like they've been left behind. They don't go away. Go back and look at the 90s, with the OKC bombing, Ruby Ridge, Branch Davidians, the Unabomber.

The only reason we haven't had more mass shootings in 2020 is because of COVID-19.

Yeah the left needs to remember how to connect with working class dudes who listen to country music and drive a beat up pickup truck. The working poor belong on the left.

stealie72 posted:

I know this is the LOL thread, but nothing will get fixed until this gets fixed. Rural America and Urban America have been played against each other so that both sides feel they have nothing in common with the other, and we currently lack a vision of America that we can all share, and so, we will continue down the shitter as "we the people" infight ourselves to death while the rich get richer and the powerful get more powerful. A corn farmer in Iowa and a bus driver in the Bronx have a shitload more in common than either of them think they do.

# ? Dec 29, 2020 03:43

feelix: Nov 27, 2016; THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ

stealie72 posted:

I know this is the LOL thread, but nothing will get fixed until this gets fixed. Rural America and Urban America have been played against each other so that both sides feel they have nothing in common with the other, and we currently lack a vision of America that we can all share, and so, we will continue down the shitter as "we the people" infight ourselves to death while the rich get richer and the powerful get more powerful. A corn farmer in Iowa and a bus driver in the Bronx have a shitload more in common than either of them think they do.

I think guys like Beau of the Fifth Column and Lt Gov Fetterman are exceedingly loving helpful in this. Im left as gently caress so am convinced my side is correct, but its hard to try to bring people who are poisoned by 40 years if increasingly insane right wing propaganda around.

Most of "rural America" is a useless piece of poo poo that exists because of government subsidies propping up dead industries. It should be allowed to collapse, not be reconciled with.

# ? Dec 29, 2020 03:45

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Can't post for 11 days!

I dunno which is the bigger :lol:

when it comes to the thedonald.win idiots losing their hotel reservations: the dipshits who legitimately couldn't conceive of besieging the nation's capital without having a nice comfy hotel to sleep in; or the dumbasses who keep typing "WE NEED TO BE IN WAR MODE BRING TENTS OR SLEEP IN YOUR CARS" without realizing that many of their fellow pedes would literally perish if they had to spend a single night without the creature comforts of home, to say nothing of having to sleep in a tent during winter in Washington, D.C. or accidentally gassing themselves to death in their running cars :laugh:

# ? Dec 29, 2020 03:48

flashy_mcflash: Feb 7, 2011

Orange Carlisle posted:

The "in minecraft" poo poo kills me - is that supposed to be their way of making threats thinking the FBI won't catch them

They wouldn't be chuds if they didn't believe in magical words/thinking.

# ? Dec 29, 2020 03:48

The Strangest Finch: Nov 23, 2007

feelix posted:

Most of "rural America" is a useless piece of poo poo that exists because of government subsidies propping up dead industries. It should be allowed to collapse, not be reconciled with.

Dead industries like "agriculture" and the non-farmers that work within the economies that are driven by agriculture.

I mean, there are a hell of a lot less farmers these days because of the increase in massive industrial operations and the increased efficiency they bring. But that's already basically fueling the "collapse" in a way that doesn't require direct animus aimed at the people who are in the process of moving towards more urban environments (where hopefully they'll be exposed to people who are different than they are and will in theory come to be less awful).

That said, gently caress there are a lot of fuckers still in the boonies.

The Strangest Finch fucked around with this message at 03:52 on Dec 29, 2020

# ? Dec 29, 2020 03:50

feelix: Nov 27, 2016; THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ

The Strangest Finch posted:

Dead industries like "agriculture" and the non-farmers that work within the economies that are driven by agriculture.

I mean, there are a hell of a lot less farmers these days because of the increase in massive industrial operations and the increased efficiency they bring. But that's already basically fueling the "collapse" in a way that doesn't require direct animus aimed at the people who are in the process of moving towards more urban environments.

Yes, dead industries like "agriculture" which, in America, is largely growing crops nobody needs and shoving them in products nobody wants them in because the government subsidizes it.

# ? Dec 29, 2020 03:51

Orange Carlisle: Jul 14, 2007

I used to worry about these morons doing any actual damage but I've seen jackass skits with better planning

Orange Carlisle fucked around with this message at 04:10 on Dec 29, 2020

# ? Dec 29, 2020 03:52

Batterypowered7: Aug 8, 2009; The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

One of my favorite things to read is right-wingers bitching up a storm about farm subsidies and an also right-winger farmer coming in to defend them. Like, lmao yes, eat your own!

# ? Dec 29, 2020 03:53

feelix: Nov 27, 2016; THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ

Batterypowered7 posted:

One of my favorite things to read is right-wingers bitching up a storm about farm subsidies and an also right-winger farmer coming in to defend them. Like, lmao yes, eat your own!

I've never heard a right-winger bitch about farm subsidies? They usually only think that government assistance counts as government assistance when it helps urban black people

# ? Dec 29, 2020 03:54

The Strangest Finch: Nov 23, 2007

feelix posted:

Yes, dead industries like "agriculture" which, in America, is largely growing crops nobody needs and shoving them in products nobody wants them in because the government subsidizes it.

That's basically true for a lot of the corn production and basically all of the Beef production. It doesn't touch the vast majority of the rest of what is grown in the country. The united states has probably the biggest breadbasket in the entire world. It is also probably being mismanaged with lovely incentives, but the sheer amount of food the country produces can't really be ignored.

(For the record I basically agree with you, ag in the US isn't nearly what it could be with saner subsidies, but if you're feeling curious sometime check out the USDA's cropscape maps, it is loving staggering what the potential agricultural output of the US is.)

feelix posted:

I've never heard a right-winger bitch about farm subsidies? They usually only think that government assistance counts as government assistance when it helps urban black people

Oh, yeah, they're utterly blind to it.

# ? Dec 29, 2020 03:57

sarcastx: Feb 26, 2005

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

"GREAT
KEEPAMERICA"

yeah we've all felt that way one time or another

# ? Dec 29, 2020 04:01

pacerhimself: Dec 30, 2008; by Fluffdaddy

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

We have a speaker list for Jan 6th

Nobodies, grifters and nobody grifters

# ? Dec 29, 2020 04:08

The Strangest Finch: Nov 23, 2007

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

We have a speaker list for Jan 6th

Should... should we know who any of those people are?

# ? Dec 29, 2020 04:09

bag em and tag em: Nov 4, 2008

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Thedonald.win loses a hotel

Hotel found out it was being filled with Jan 6th protesters so the hotel shut down rather than house these patriotic pedes

"I'm ready for bloody civil war and killing all libs!!! Not sure about parking though that's gonna be rough. Thinking I might have to stay home, sorry pedes"

# ? Dec 29, 2020 04:12

110: Dec 25, 2020

bees everywhere posted:

I'm sure the ATF will have all twelve of their agents on the case.

lmao

# ? Dec 29, 2020 04:13

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Normy posted:

Six three two thirty nine of pure athleticism.

# ? Dec 29, 2020 04:13

Batterypowered7: Aug 8, 2009; The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

feelix posted:

I've never heard a right-winger bitch about farm subsidies? They usually only think that government assistance counts as government assistance when it helps urban black people

I had a very right-winger on Facebook a while back whose family owns a farm in Ohio (which he is working at and will one day take over). I constantly saw him reply to replies on articles posted on Facebook that were complaining about government overspending. Like, the articles themselves weren't about farm subsidies specifically, but there'd always be people in the comments going, "Yeah, gently caress all this spending, and gently caress farm subsidies too! If they're meant to fail, they're meant to fail!" and he'd rush in there to argue about why that shouldn't be the case.

E: This dude had some scorching hot takes, lemme tell you.

Batterypowered7 fucked around with this message at 04:16 on Dec 29, 2020

# ? Dec 29, 2020 04:14

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

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# ? Dec 29, 2020 04:15

cracker: May 12, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

feelix posted:

Most of "rural America" is a useless piece of poo poo that exists because of government subsidies propping up dead industries. It should be allowed to collapse, not be reconciled with.

Found a Russian troll. Only excuse for such a stupid loving post.

# ? Dec 29, 2020 04:17

The Locator: Sep 12, 2004; Out here, everything hurts.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

We have a speaker list for Jan 6th

Damnit Gosar you loving moron.. you had to go get involved and drag Arizona into this poo poo-show... God drat how does he keep getting re-elected.

# ? Dec 29, 2020 04:17

no mom very hungry: Oct 5, 2004; You are getting sleepy...

The Strangest Finch posted:

Should... should we know who any of those people are?

At first I recognized most of them, but then the names started to become more obscure. :shrug:

# ? Dec 29, 2020 04:20

bag em and tag em: Nov 4, 2008

Batterypowered7 posted:

I had a very right-winger on Facebook a while back whose family owns a farm in Ohio (which he is working at and will one day take over). I constantly saw him reply to replies on articles posted on Facebook that were complaining about government overspending. Like, the articles themselves weren't about farm subsidies specifically, but there'd always be people in the comments going, "Yeah, gently caress all this spending, and gently caress farm subsidies too! If they're meant to fail, they're meant to fail!" and he'd rush in there to argue about why that shouldn't be the case.

E: This dude had some scorching hot takes, lemme tell you.

It's loving wild how agriculture literally can't exist in a profit motive society without massive handholding but people somehow believe capitalism is the best system to live by. It can't even loving feed people.

# ? Dec 29, 2020 04:22

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

Thedonald.win dream on

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I would love nothing more than to see Mike Pence tear up the Democrat electoral vote just as Nancy Pelosi tore up President Trump's State of the Union Address. It is within his purview to do so. It would be wild.
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# ? Dec 29, 2020 04:28

Ashmole: Oct 5, 2008; _{This wish was granted by Former DILF}

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

We have a speaker list for Jan 6th

# ? Dec 29, 2020 04:31

Rod Hoofhearted: Jun 18, 2000; I am a ghost

Dan Lipinski was one of the Dems who voted "No" on the $2000. :laffo:

The motherfucker is GONE on 1/3/21. He's not my congressmen, but I live in a district next to his, and I donated $15 bucks to Marie Newman in the primary and she won, and now she's going to replace him. gently caress THAT GUY!!!

# ? Dec 29, 2020 04:43

no mom very hungry: Oct 5, 2004; You are getting sleepy...

This is the first thing that I thought of when I saw that list.

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# ? Dec 29, 2020 04:47

Batterypowered7: Aug 8, 2009; The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

Dan Lipinski was one of the Dems who voted "No" on the $2000.

The motherfucker is GONE on 1/3/21. He's not my congressmen, but I live in a district next to his, and I donated $15 bucks to Marie Newman in the primary and she won, and now she's going to replace him. gently caress THAT GUY!!!

So when's the veto override vote supposed to happen that Bernie threatened to derail if McConnell doesn't bring up the $2000 bill up for vote?

# ? Dec 29, 2020 04:47

ianskate: Sep 22, 2002; Run away before you drown!

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

i won $800 at one of his casinos

I got piss drunk on free Amaretto and Midori sours at Taj Mahal in Atlantic City. Not once, not twice, but three times, thanks to pretending to dump loadsamoney into slot machines until 2am back in my younger days. They just kept feeding me free booze so I couldn't say no. In reality, I probably only spent like 2-3x :10bux:

thankfully on an alcohol tab that must have been double.

Glad I helped bankrupt that shithole, although I do miss the buffet because it was actually somewhat decent for buffet food. Until you ended up on the shithole later that night.

# ? Dec 29, 2020 04:58

Sir John Falstaff: Apr 13, 2010

feelix posted:

Yes, dead industries like "agriculture" which, in America, is largely growing crops nobody needs and shoving them in products nobody wants them in because the government subsidizes it.

Also, making "food" that people "eat"

# ? Dec 29, 2020 04:58

Iakona: Jan 24, 2006

nooneofconsequence posted:

Bernie has entered the arena

https://twitter.com/ylanmui/status/1343719232576618496?s=20

I was packing today, because I'm unemployed and going to go be a burden on someone else until I can actually find a job. Found my bernie fights for me sticker, and the fight the power poster. Felt bad man.

# ? Dec 29, 2020 05:06

J.theYellow: May 7, 2003; Slippery Tilde

feelix posted:

Most of "rural America" is a useless piece of poo poo that exists because of government subsidies propping up dead industries. It should be allowed to collapse, not be reconciled with.

What do you do with the people who live there, though? Not all of them are going to want to work for regional Amazon distro centers.

# ? Dec 29, 2020 05:11

J.theYellow: May 7, 2003; Slippery Tilde

Ashmole posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oymWAeqv_-c

# ? Dec 29, 2020 05:11

feelix: Nov 27, 2016; THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ

J.theYellow posted:

What do you do with the people who live there, though? Not all of them are going to want to work for regional Amazon distro centers.

Too loving bad. Working in a coal mine or growing corn nobody needs is not a basic human right. Move to the city and get a job useful to society, welfare queen

# ? Dec 29, 2020 05:13

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# ? May 17, 2024 04:44

Rod Hoofhearted: Jun 18, 2000; I am a ghost

Batterypowered7 posted:

So when's the veto override vote supposed to happen that Bernie threatened to derail if McConnell doesn't bring up the $2000 bill up for vote?

CNN says if Bernie delays it, the veto override vote won't happen until Friday. :shrug:

So if that's correct, and Bernie can't delay it indefinitely, but only until Friday, I don't think that's so long for McConnell - he'll likely wait it out until Friday. It will piss a lot of Senators off, because they planned on being home this week, but, y'know, who gives a poo poo?

I don't see McConnell bringing the $2000 bill to the Senate floor if he can just wait until Friday instead. He does NOT want GOP senators - especially the two Georgia senators - taking a vote on that, because they will vote "No," and that may complicate things for the GA Special Elections and may even stick to some senators up for re-election in 2022.

# ? Dec 29, 2020 05:17

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