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Beautiful. Please tell me you submitted it.
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Why isn't it ribbed, for her pleasure?
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Dec 29, 2020 19:23
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goatface posted:Why isn't it ribbed, for her pleasure? Cause my balls are. Aren’t yours? Are you some kind of smooth ball haver?
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Dec 29, 2020 19:25
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The tip doesn't even have a vibe in it for you both to enjoy.
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yeah that seems like a fuckup gonna go ahead and not submit it to jeffery for forums integration.
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Dec 29, 2020 19:44
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Internet of Ballthings
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Dec 29, 2020 20:38
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Wifi enabled teleballdonics don't get hacked
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goatface posted:The tip doesn't even have a vibe in it for you both to enjoy. Well don’t wait for the free market to snatch this opportunity out from under you; you could be on the ground floor for the BALLBRATOR or as like to call it, the EGG SCRAMBLER
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Dec 29, 2020 23:02
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Wifi enabled teleballdonics im hacking into your balls right now
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Bogus Adventure posted:Step 2: Attach the device mods: could i get this for an av?
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ChubbyChecker posted:mods: could i get this for an av? Evan better: have an av that cycles back and forth between Balldo and your current av  
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Dec 30, 2020 01:10
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Lol I’ll see what I can do tomorrow I have another poster I need to fix an account for tomorrow too
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:Lol I’ll see what I can do tomorrow I have another poster I need to fix an account for tomorrow too  it's quite big though 
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:im hacking into your balls right now heh, you'll never get past my firewall *puts a condom over the balldo*
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Evan better: have an av that cycles back and forth between Balldo and your current av Wasn’t there a contest for a new “stupid newbie” AV?
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AHH F/UGH posted:Finally Pimp C's dream can be achieved: Bogus Adventure posted:Buy more rings Just want to point out how well these two posts go together
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I kinda want gang tags Balldo Brothers Balldo Gang Balldo Angels Balldo Mafia Balldo Boys Supreme Balldos Balldo Brotherhood Any better ideas?
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Dec 30, 2020 13:43
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Motherfucker posted:nah but they got weird lumps on the base of their dorkus that this whole weird device replicates using your human nuts for some goddamn reason. Why do you know so much about dog dicks?
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SniperWoreConverse posted:I'm still extremely skeptical of the balldo and i want some goon to give a trip report from either side of the equation. How fun would it be to gently caress a ballsack, be honest lite_sleepr posted:I have it on good authority that, should a goon buy a Balldo, this thread will be goldmined. I showed the BALLDO to my girlfriend and kind of made a few indirect remarks to maybe test the waters so to speak but I got the impression she does not want to be hosed with balls. Sorry, I tried 
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:I showed the BALLDO to my girlfriend and kind of made a few indirect remarks to maybe test the waters so to speak but I got the impression she does not want to be hosed with balls. 
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:I showed the BALLDO to my girlfriend and kind of made a few indirect remarks to maybe test the waters so to speak but I got the impression she does not want to be hosed with balls. Mine laughed so hard, and made a few jokes about it hours later... that she’s just cemented me buying a Balldo for her birthday.
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So it says the tip bit of the balldo is about the same size as the head of an average dick. I'm trying to figure out if the guy used for the ad has unusually tiny balls or whoever the tip bit is designed off has a ridiculously fat cock head.
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To balldo, or balldon't? That is the question
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Olympic Mathlete posted:So it says the tip bit of the balldo is about the same size as the head of an average dick. I'm trying to figure out if the guy used for the ad has unusually tiny balls or whoever the tip bit is designed off has a ridiculously fat cock head. This is what turned my gf off about it. It looks huge in the pic, like soup can circumference.
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Colonel Cancer posted:Your benis doesn't have beeg mushroom head? lol during the lowtax troubles people were posting all kinds of hosed up dicks one of them had a head that was like bigger than the dick.
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:lol during the lowtax troubles people were posting all kinds of hosed up dicks one of them had a head that was like bigger than the dick. ah, memories
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Olympic Mathlete posted:So it says the tip bit of the balldo is about the same size as the head of an average dick. I'm trying to figure out if the guy used for the ad has unusually tiny balls or whoever the tip bit is designed off has a ridiculously fat cock head. 
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:I showed the BALLDO to my girlfriend and kind of made a few indirect remarks to maybe test the waters so to speak but I got the impression she does not want to be hosed with balls. Be more assertive and less vague. "Hey, do you wanna be penetrated vaginally by a marital aid affixed to my scrotum?"
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".. and then provide a short review of the experience for an ancient comedy forum?"
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You would need to run a control experiment where you try to thumb your balls in there.
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What about dudes with really long sacks, like dip in the pool? Do they just have to keep strapping on more and more bands?
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SniperWoreConverse posted:What about dudes with really long sacks, like dip in the pool? Do they just have to keep strapping on more and more bands? yes, it's a terrible burden for us
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Olympic Mathlete posted:So it says the tip bit of the balldo is about the same size as the head of an average dick. I'm trying to figure out if the guy used for the ad has unusually tiny balls or whoever the tip bit is designed off has a ridiculously fat cock head. this is deeply troubling. I won't put my balls in any non-chode 'do
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SniperWoreConverse posted:What about dudes with really long sacks, like dip in the pool? Do they just have to keep strapping on more and more bands? How are those of us over 30 supposed to use this? How are there not more models? A distended version?
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