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ball loving is a young man's game, ya fogey.
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They should make a telescoping one.
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They should make one that keeps your boys snug in winter.
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Fleece lined seems to go against their hairless sack agenda.
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the current balldo is pretty much a modified wetsuit for deep dives
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They should make a tactical self-defense balldo. Like those keychains, but a Balldo. Alright, alright, calm down. I'll keep my hands where you can see them. Don't you worry about that.
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:They should make a tactical self-defense balldo. Like those keychains, but a Balldo. Like an armored Balldo codpiece? Maybe with spikes?
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So it looks like we're late to the balldo discovery train. There's an episode of Paradise PD that revolves around the balldo. https://paradise-pd.fandom.com/wiki/Balldo quote:In "Big Ball Energy", Randall discovered a balldo in Karen's nightstand drawer and had no idea what it was. Hopson explained to him what it was and said that after Randall's testicles were destroyed by Kevin, Karen had been using for sexual pleasure. Randall was surprised to hear this, especially since Karen swore to him before she didn't mind his lack of testicles during sex. As Randall started piecing together all of Karen's lies, Hopson took the balldo and started playing with it, himself and eventually ended up shoving it up his rear end.
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No.
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Colonel Cancer posted:Like an armored Balldo codpiece? Maybe with spikes? A bsllsack flail
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SniperWoreConverse posted:the current balldo is pretty much a modified wetsuit for deep dives Next thread title. Balldo - pretty much a modified wetsuit for deep dives
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This is stupid, cant my partner just ride my dick, reach behind and fondle my balls? That sounds much more enjoyable.
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Whatever you say, gramps
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Back in my day balls got fondled and YOU LIKED IT!
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Oh HERE WE GO AGAIN with the ball fondling traditionalists. Cool. Great. Wonderful. You want to tell us about how you could only carry 100 lbs of balls back to the wagon, too? Maybe about how when God spoke to Moses he didn't specifically state if rocking a Balldo was obviously allowed because of the perfect unions it clearly allows (between balls and other genitals)? Hmm? You want to me to mollycoddle your ancient views on what is and isn't a permissible cybernetic genital enhancement GRANDPA
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Ballplay was a gateway to rimjobs... if someone doesn’t have your balls in their mouth, how are you supposed to get their tongue around your butthole?? Huh? Yeah I thought so.
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I don't...MODS?!
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Go on cry to the mods. Little do you know I have it on good authority the mod team are huge brown noses. To ahaha they’re into it!
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Bruegels Fuckbooks posted:So it looks like we're late to the balldo discovery train. Are you sure you weren't just watching porn?
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Big Beef City posted:Oh HERE WE GO AGAIN with the ball fondling traditionalists. How about a little wool pouch with an elastic top? To muffle baby clappin. ![]()
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I had a black spot on my balls not too long ago and went to the doctor for it. Didn't know if it was melanoma or something that could get worse. My doctor looked at it an during the exam I think he sniffed it. I dunno if this was a medical thing or not. I really don't know.
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Tom Gorman posted:I had a black spot on my balls not too long ago and went to the doctor for it. Didn't know if it was melanoma or something that could get worse. My doctor looked at it an during the exam I think he sniffed it. I dunno if this was a medical thing or not. I really don't know. That’s not a spot. That’s your Balldo.
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*my doctor, burying his tongue and face entirely into my drooping, discolored ball-sack and licking and huffing greedily* 'I'm not sure this man of letters is directly concerned with my OR my genitals well being,' I think, staring ahead at the most generic office wall art I may have ever seen. 'What will I do if it's cancer? What will I do for LUNCH?" The sounds intensify and grow more urgent.
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gently caress do we go to the same guy? that sounds about right
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You lost me at huffing. Imagine someone huffing balls like it’s some kind of Tony Montana mountain of coke
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At first I thought I didn't get it but actually I did get it, it just didn't make sense
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It makes perfect sense. It’s truck nuts for gimps.
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Is there a similar device for putting her tits up my rear end?
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Big Beef City posted:*my doctor, burying his tongue and face entirely into my drooping, discolored ball-sack and licking and huffing greedily* sir this is a meineke muffler shop
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Tip posted:Is there a similar device for putting her tits up my rear end? *frantically applies for patent*
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Imagine a nipple tickling your prostate.
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A... Dick-nipple?
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Nipdo. Dilnip?
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Into The Mild posted:You lost me at huffing. I don't have to imagine. ![]()
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Bogus Adventure posted:I don't have to imagine. I don’t want to imagine. ![]()
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For some reason I keep thinking of this song, but with "log" replaced with "balldo" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2C7mNr5WMjA
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Into The Mild posted:I don’t want to imagine. I understand. I'll let you huff my balls like cocaine, goonfriend. ![]()
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Bogus Adventure posted:I understand. I'll let you huff my balls like cocaine, goonfriend. That’s what goonfriends do for one another.
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# ? Jun 16, 2024 20:17 |
So when's the balldo coming I want the scientific first adopter reports about this cutting edge sexnology (sex technology)
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