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ball loving is a young man's game, ya fogey.
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# ? Dec 31, 2020 10:40 |
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# ? May 18, 2024 03:57 |
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They should make a telescoping one.
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# ? Dec 31, 2020 11:09 |
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They should make one that keeps your boys snug in winter.
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# ? Dec 31, 2020 14:38 |
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Fleece lined seems to go against their hairless sack agenda.
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# ? Dec 31, 2020 14:41 |
the current balldo is pretty much a modified wetsuit for deep dives
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# ? Dec 31, 2020 15:18 |
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They should make a tactical self-defense balldo. Like those keychains, but a Balldo. Alright, alright, calm down. I'll keep my hands where you can see them. Don't you worry about that.
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# ? Dec 31, 2020 15:46 |
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# ? Dec 31, 2020 17:25 |
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:They should make a tactical self-defense balldo. Like those keychains, but a Balldo. Like an armored Balldo codpiece? Maybe with spikes?
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# ? Dec 31, 2020 18:28 |
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So it looks like we're late to the balldo discovery train. There's an episode of Paradise PD that revolves around the balldo. https://paradise-pd.fandom.com/wiki/Balldo quote:In "Big Ball Energy", Randall discovered a balldo in Karen's nightstand drawer and had no idea what it was. Hopson explained to him what it was and said that after Randall's testicles were destroyed by Kevin, Karen had been using for sexual pleasure. Randall was surprised to hear this, especially since Karen swore to him before she didn't mind his lack of testicles during sex. As Randall started piecing together all of Karen's lies, Hopson took the balldo and started playing with it, himself and eventually ended up shoving it up his rear end.
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# ? Dec 31, 2020 19:03 |
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No.
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# ? Dec 31, 2020 19:12 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:Like an armored Balldo codpiece? Maybe with spikes? A bsllsack flail
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# ? Dec 31, 2020 19:21 |
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SniperWoreConverse posted:the current balldo is pretty much a modified wetsuit for deep dives Next thread title. Balldo - pretty much a modified wetsuit for deep dives
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# ? Dec 31, 2020 20:13 |
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This is stupid, cant my partner just ride my dick, reach behind and fondle my balls? That sounds much more enjoyable.
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# ? Dec 31, 2020 20:26 |
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Whatever you say, gramps
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# ? Dec 31, 2020 20:32 |
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Back in my day balls got fondled and YOU LIKED IT!
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# ? Dec 31, 2020 20:35 |
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Oh HERE WE GO AGAIN with the ball fondling traditionalists. Cool. Great. Wonderful. You want to tell us about how you could only carry 100 lbs of balls back to the wagon, too? Maybe about how when God spoke to Moses he didn't specifically state if rocking a Balldo was obviously allowed because of the perfect unions it clearly allows (between balls and other genitals)? Hmm? You want to me to mollycoddle your ancient views on what is and isn't a permissible cybernetic genital enhancement GRANDPA
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# ? Dec 31, 2020 20:40 |
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Ballplay was a gateway to rimjobs... if someone doesn’t have your balls in their mouth, how are you supposed to get their tongue around your butthole?? Huh? Yeah I thought so.
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# ? Dec 31, 2020 21:27 |
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I don't...MODS?!
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# ? Dec 31, 2020 21:34 |
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Go on cry to the mods. Little do you know I have it on good authority the mod team are huge brown noses. To ahaha they’re into it!
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# ? Dec 31, 2020 22:14 |
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Bruegels Fuckbooks posted:So it looks like we're late to the balldo discovery train. Are you sure you weren't just watching porn?
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# ? Dec 31, 2020 22:36 |
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Big Beef City posted:Oh HERE WE GO AGAIN with the ball fondling traditionalists. How about a little wool pouch with an elastic top? To muffle baby clappin.
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# ? Dec 31, 2020 22:40 |
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I had a black spot on my balls not too long ago and went to the doctor for it. Didn't know if it was melanoma or something that could get worse. My doctor looked at it an during the exam I think he sniffed it. I dunno if this was a medical thing or not. I really don't know.
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# ? Dec 31, 2020 22:43 |
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Tom Gorman posted:I had a black spot on my balls not too long ago and went to the doctor for it. Didn't know if it was melanoma or something that could get worse. My doctor looked at it an during the exam I think he sniffed it. I dunno if this was a medical thing or not. I really don't know. That’s not a spot. That’s your Balldo.
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# ? Dec 31, 2020 22:44 |
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*my doctor, burying his tongue and face entirely into my drooping, discolored ball-sack and licking and huffing greedily* 'I'm not sure this man of letters is directly concerned with my OR my genitals well being,' I think, staring ahead at the most generic office wall art I may have ever seen. 'What will I do if it's cancer? What will I do for LUNCH?" The sounds intensify and grow more urgent.
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# ? Dec 31, 2020 22:47 |
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gently caress do we go to the same guy? that sounds about right
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# ? Dec 31, 2020 22:51 |
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You lost me at huffing. Imagine someone huffing balls like it’s some kind of Tony Montana mountain of coke
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# ? Dec 31, 2020 23:09 |
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At first I thought I didn't get it but actually I did get it, it just didn't make sense
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# ? Dec 31, 2020 23:11 |
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It makes perfect sense. It’s truck nuts for gimps.
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# ? Dec 31, 2020 23:13 |
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Is there a similar device for putting her tits up my rear end?
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# ? Dec 31, 2020 23:19 |
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Big Beef City posted:*my doctor, burying his tongue and face entirely into my drooping, discolored ball-sack and licking and huffing greedily* sir this is a meineke muffler shop
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# ? Dec 31, 2020 23:25 |
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Tip posted:Is there a similar device for putting her tits up my rear end? *frantically applies for patent*
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# ? Dec 31, 2020 23:46 |
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Imagine a nipple tickling your prostate.
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# ? Jan 1, 2021 00:20 |
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A... Dick-nipple?
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# ? Jan 1, 2021 00:26 |
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Nipdo. Dilnip?
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# ? Jan 1, 2021 02:16 |
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Into The Mild posted:You lost me at huffing. I don't have to imagine.
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# ? Jan 1, 2021 09:29 |
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Bogus Adventure posted:I don't have to imagine. I don’t want to imagine.
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# ? Jan 1, 2021 19:23 |
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For some reason I keep thinking of this song, but with "log" replaced with "balldo" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2C7mNr5WMjA
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# ? Jan 1, 2021 19:59 |
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Into The Mild posted:I don’t want to imagine. I understand. I'll let you huff my balls like cocaine, goonfriend.
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# ? Jan 1, 2021 20:01 |
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Bogus Adventure posted:I understand. I'll let you huff my balls like cocaine, goonfriend. That’s what goonfriends do for one another.
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# ? Jan 1, 2021 23:03 |
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# ? May 18, 2024 03:57 |
So when's the balldo coming I want the scientific first adopter reports about this cutting edge sexnology (sex technology)
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# ? Jan 1, 2021 23:23 |