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Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
If you see my brother Dongelev, tell him I said "Balldo."

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Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Into The Mild posted:

imagine tagging something nws in this thread

Look. I'm a huge loser

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

shilsu
Apr 25, 2017

Let's have some Aphex acid
The Your Kickstarter Sucks podcast cover the balldo in their latest episode, the goldmine beckons!

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva


me, meditating on the balldo while preparing myself for bardo

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Fojar38 posted:

where's balldo

I am also disappointed that this thread is not about trying to spot a pair of testicles in various interesting and crowded situations.

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Im surprised they went for this for their packaging.

selan dyin
Dec 27, 2007

gently caress YES

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



BALLS DILDO posted:

gently caress YES

:vince:

selan dyin
Dec 27, 2007


it is not a coincidence, i was inspired

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.


Sue Johanson is still alive, holy poo poo!

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
Idk much about balls but aren't they kinda squishy? Like they roll around in there a bit? Seems like this could cause trouble. I need to see some testi-monials that arent from the people trying to sell the thing

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Bismuth posted:

Idk much about balls but aren't they kinda squishy? Like they roll around in there a bit? Seems like this could cause trouble. I need to see some testi-monials that arent from the people trying to sell the thing

even as a verified ball haver, I'm not exactly 100% on the...mechanics of this device, to be honest with you. I've purposely avoided really educating myself on this topic and just sort of let my mind fill in the blanks.
I have not come to a particularly satisfactory conclusion as to how this is supposed to pan out for either partner, to be honest. Let alone how, in the testimonials, they all report having a...ballgasm. I don't want to knock their enjoyment of this clearly superior product in any way. I'm just using my own experience with my own balls and what I'm being presented with to draw a conclusion.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
If you pierced your ballsack right you could probably attach one with a bayonet fitting.

Just imagine.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

BALLS DILDO posted:

gently caress YES

Lol

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
I feel like if ballgasms were at all possible to trigger someone would have figured it out thousands of years ago.

Perhaps it is possible and the only record is some ancient sutra in a forgotten language. Like super hornio brothers, a lost pornological relic.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

goatface posted:

If you pierced your ballsack right you could probably attach one with a bayonet fitting.

Just imagine.

Lol 'if'

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

BALLS DILDO posted:

gently caress YES

Please tell me you are getting royalties on this and we are all invited to a BALLDO-themed party when the pandemic ends

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Big Beef City posted:

even as a verified ball haver, I'm not exactly 100% on the...mechanics of this device, to be honest with you. I've purposely avoided really educating myself on this topic and just sort of let my mind fill in the blanks.
I have not come to a particularly satisfactory conclusion as to how this is supposed to pan out for either partner, to be honest. Let alone how, in the testimonials, they all report having a...ballgasm. I don't want to knock their enjoyment of this clearly superior product in any way. I'm just using my own experience with my own balls and what I'm being presented with to draw a conclusion.

Yeah it seems like it would be a worse version of just having someone rub them with a warm lotioned hand or something?? And the sharp-edged words sticking out of the side look less than pleasant for any soft hole you might be sticking it into...

I dont know, im not sold on this thing

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

We're at the ballgasm
What?
We're at the dildo
What?
We're at the combination ballgasm and dildo!

Elderbean
Jun 10, 2013


Someone is definitely getting their balls stuck in their partner and EMTs are gonna have to use tiny jaws of life to sunder their Baldo open.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Elderbean posted:

Someone is definitely getting their balls stuck in their partner and EMTs are gonna have to use tiny jaws of life to sunder their Baldo open.

Nevermind, now I'm sold

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016

Elderbean posted:

gonna have to use tiny jaws of life to sunder their Baldo open.

hey buddy maybe for you, alright?

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Looking forward to getting a case of cheap knockoffs from Alibaba

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Permanently graft one to your balls

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Cyberballs?

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Weka posted:

Cyberballs?

Mr. T ate hacked my balls

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Elderbean posted:

Someone is definitely getting their balls stuck in their partner and EMTs are gonna have to use tiny jaws of life to sunder their Baldo open.

Shoulda sprung for the balldo pro. :gbsmith:

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018


amazing

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Is this the new "balls deep"? Please advise

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.
Wasn't Balldo the dog that saved all those children in Alaska by bringing the medicine in time? Someone find the poster for that Disney movie.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Amarcarts posted:

Wasn't Balldo the dog that saved all those children in Alaska by bringing the medicine in time? Someone find the poster for that Disney movie.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balto

lite_sleepr
Jun 3, 2003

Amarcarts posted:

Wasn't Balldo the dog that saved all those children in Alaska by bringing the medicine in time? Someone find the poster for that Disney movie.

Gonna retcon this in my new Balto fanfiction.

Rascallion
Feb 10, 2014
Has anyone mentioned that it's a Switch game?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhmxJeT6fTI

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

lite_sleepr posted:

Gonna retcon this in my new Balto fanfiction.

Balto III: Balto's Balldo.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Rascallion posted:

Has anyone mentioned that it's a Switch game?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhmxJeT6fTI

One of my favorite oldschool RPGs is Balldo's Gate.

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
"hi, uh yeah this is Dave. I'm a real user of *squints to read script* the uh, Balldo. I personally use it to [long pause. Gaze drops to the floor] to gently caress my wife with my balls."

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Everybody kind of winced/grimaced when they said “ballgasm”, which makes me think it just means “smash your nuts while also pulling out all your pubic hair at the same time”

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Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

1redflag posted:

Everybody kind of winced/grimaced when they said “ballgasm”, which makes me think it just means “smash your nuts while also pulling out all your pubic hair at the same time”

Where do I sign up?

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