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its_my_birthday
Sep 18, 2020

Herbicidal Maniac posted:

Ah yes, because I know I'd be hyperfocused after armed insurrectionists took over my place of work, and would get right to updating the physical security of the office... :jerkbag:

They were so close to getting kidnapped and potentially executed, maybe cut them some slack about wanting to get the hell home and probably have a breakdown before doing other poo poo.

lol apparently you didnt see the pa objectors continue to waste everyone's time. no one was in a rush to get out of there

they could have done it last night. if they were going to do it at all, it would have been last night.

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Raskolnikov2089
Nov 3, 2006

Schizzy to the matic
Bob Loblaw is a chud?

https://twitter.com/ScottBaio/status/1347021285021286402

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
https://twitter.com/JoeBiden/status...%5Es1_&ref_url=

Shishkahuben
Mar 5, 2009






That's loving hysterical.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Yeah, he's a huge chud and hilarious to gently caress with on Twitter (he will block you very quickly though)

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Ebola Roulette posted:

I'm an idiot but I was under the impression it's not possible for a president to pardon himself because a pardon sets aside a punishment and not a crime?

So, in order for a president to face a punishment he would already have been convicted of a crime which happens through impeachment which also would remove him as president.

:confused:

No a pardon is a get out of jail free card and the president has a great deal of leeway to use it. Nixon was never tried or convicted for anything and Ford didn't specify any particular crime that Nixon committed with the pardon.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

bees everywhere posted:

Well, after Trump's speech yesterday, Pence will probably need a full security detail for the rest of his life regardless of what he does now.

Good.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981


I can't stop crying from laughing.

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

WILDTURKEY101 posted:

i have some of those mini hot dogs in crescent rolls

poo poo, can I come over too?

BoboThePenguin
Mar 1, 2005
My ping is one.

suction posted:

lol giving your life for a man who shits himself on tv

hey, I would die for Lamar Jackson

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

veni veni veni posted:

It's a mixed bag. Probably not a popular opinion here, but I have trouble blaming a good chunk of individual cops in this. Like, at a certain point when you are massively outnumbered and under geared what are you going to do other than give up? Like, if they all went down swinging the end result would have been exactly the same, except they'd all be dead or in the hospital. I also feel for the lone, black cop trying to fend off an angry mob at the front door. The dude tried and ran off when he realized he was about to get murdered. The blame lies on the people in charge who thought "black protestors? Better use a show of great force" "white protestors, lets deploy like 30 cops in windbreakers. it'll be fine"

gently caress any cop that just treated terrorists like they just got a off a theme park ride in the end though. Taking selfies, escorting people who should have been arrested to safely be on their way. fire every one of them.

They should’ve just started shooting. What’s the point of having guns if you’re not going to use them?

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
Antifa would be too easy to spot even without masks.


Asterite34
May 19, 2009



Trump attempts to pardon himself, but it turns out it works like touching a different time period version of yourself in TimeCop and he turns into a shrieking Cronenburg abomination before disintegrating.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Can Trump actually ban Pence from the White House? Pence isn't Trump's employee, right?
I mean, I'm sure Pence doesn't even want to go back but just seems odd to me.

mallratcal
Sep 10, 2003


WILDTURKEY101 posted:

i have some of those mini hot dogs in crescent rolls

You'll have to remove it from the roll. Wieners in any type of buns is too suggestive.

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
https://twitter.com/ladygeewiz5/status/1347202146316525568?s=19

https://twitter.com/DanielTorday/status/1347256822282002433?s=19

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
https://twitter.com/YousefMunayyer/...%5Es1_&ref_url=

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

ELI PORTER
Sep 16, 2007

I posted on Something Awful and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
sucks that we live in a dystopian police state nightmare where the cops can just summarily execute anyone and get away with it, and the loving Secretive Service of all law enforcement agencies will absolutely never hold anyone accountable for this but otherwise I don't give a poo poo about some QAnon brained moron catching a bullet

its_my_birthday
Sep 18, 2020

Frank Frank posted:

Can Trump actually ban Pence from the White House? Pence isn't Trump's employee, right?
I mean, I'm sure Pence doesn't even want to go back but just seems odd to me.

Trump just tried to murder the government and there will be 0 consequences, he can do whatever the gently caress he wants lol

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

If the piece of poo poo who's been fomenting insurrection and conspiracy theories for months, and who just yesterday revved up a mob and sent them to invade the Capitol is talking openly about pardoning himself, we should probably be a leeeetle bit concerned about what he plans to do in the last two weeks.

Can you guys even imagine what he must be facing? I mean to do all of this poo poo that he has done, people must have been telling him for a long time that the second he loses presidential immunity from prosecution, he is bigly legal-jeopardy turbofucked.

And that was BEFORE what he did yesterday. Nobody does poo poo like this unless they are 100% sure they are doing to die in prison, unless they stay in office the rest of their lives.

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
https://twitter.com/NBCLA/status/1347232484942082048

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

jokes posted:

Libertarians are republicans who think they’re smart. They lean on words like “reason” and say “for the sake of argument” and “devil’s advocate” a lot and are infinitely more pleased with being technically correct than being correct in any other way. They like “hard truths” and “reality” but only in ways that piss off the people they’re arguing with. If you’re a libertarian, you’re infinitely more likely to be a white middle class (or high) male who truly thinks they are not the product of any amount of support from anyone ever.

Real libertarians are people who are completely off the grid and, importantly, loving crazy. Otherwise they’re just dumb fat republicans who think extra highly of themselves. They also really like weed.

The only smart republicans are the ones who are donating and supporting both parties to make sure their agenda is enacted, and evil/accomplished people like Mitch who knows he’s playing a losing game.

lol Yeah every time I meet or talk to a supposed libertarian I'm like "so are you going to pave your own road to work? or do your own sewage? how do you expect that to match up and work with all the other people planning to pave roads and dig their own sewer systems?"

They're like "well we should have that money to decide for ourselves!"
"Would anyone not want roads or sewers"
"No"
"So everyone would pay someone to make roads and sewers"
"Yea"
"Which is what we do now already with public works"
"...... No, ya see,"

And they just can't get it in their loving heads that what they want already exists in public form. They're just nuts, as you said - Real libertarians are the loving Unibomber living in a shack in the woods and eating pine cones.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Philthy posted:

Antifa would be too easy to spot even without masks.




Eh gently caress that idiot too with his weird dick-flexing LARPing while trying to goad on cops at the frontline.

Prurient Squid
Jul 21, 2008

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
I'm traumatised by this and I don't even live in your country.

Asterite34
May 19, 2009



MrMojok posted:

And that was BEFORE what he did yesterday. Nobody does poo poo like this unless they are 100% sure they are doing to die in prison, unless they stay in office the rest of their lives.

I'm totally cool with Trump staying in office for the rest of his life, provided his term is up January 20 anyway.

Fake James
Aug 18, 2005

Y'all got any more of that plastic?
Buglord

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Eh gently caress that idiot too with his weird dick-flexing LARPing while trying to goad on cops at the frontline.

You take that back, Primaris ANTIFA rules

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Boomerchud: "diversityisgay... HAHAHAHA CLASSIC"

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010


Haven't people suffered enough? :(

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Eh gently caress that idiot too with his weird dick-flexing LARPing while trying to goad on cops at the frontline.

cops aren't our friends and they deserve to be goaded, especially when they're doing the bidding of the wealthiest to ensure that no one except those white crackers at the top are the ones who get to have anything

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

AHH F/UGH posted:

And they just can't get it in their loving heads that what they want already exists in public form. They're just nuts, as you said - Real libertarians are the loving Unibomber living in a shack in the woods and eating pine cones.

Don't get down on pinecones, they're full of fibre.

Raskolnikov2089
Nov 3, 2006

Schizzy to the matic

Haven't we as a nation suffered enough?

Shishkahuben
Mar 5, 2009






God, finally. It's about time someone did something!

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
https://twitter.com/nytmike/status/...%5Es1_&ref_url=

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Fake James posted:

You take that back, Primaris ANTIFA rules

That other person even tries to block him off from the cops at the end of the clip, people like that act like that poo poo is a game and goad on the cops and then everyone who isn't being a goofball dipshit has to pay the price.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006


and where is Ja?

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Bardeh posted:

https://twitter.com/TreWardWBAL/status/1347226070085480448

literally wearing an ID badge while I do my insurrection :bravo:

I'm barely willing to wear my ID badge at work and this fucker wears it willingly while committing crimes?

What the hell could be the excuse? He literally came there right from work and didn't feel like putting it in his pocket?

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Very cool! I'm sure whatever lovely song she records will make a huge difference.

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

AHH F/UGH posted:

cops aren't our friends and they deserve to be goaded, especially when they're doing the bidding of the wealthiest to ensure that no one except those white crackers at the top are the ones who get to have anything

No, leaders at protests even begged people not to do this poo poo because they're there to protest, not play games with the hair trigger cops.

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