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Stexils posted:trying to get an 80 year old boss to follow computer security procedures sounds like a special layer of hell Give him an Etch-A-Sketch.
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Memento posted:I've worked at one bank and one financial services company and stepping away from your desk without hitting Win-L to lock your computer was a first-and-final warning offence at both. Expecting as little as that level of discipline from your elected representatives and their staff doesn't seem onerous. We trained 19-year-old call centre staff to do it, and they managed it fine. And you used to do that while being evacuated because of armed insurgents attempting a coup? What a life you have led.
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SiKboy posted:And you used to do that while being evacuated because of armed insurgents attempting a coup? What a life you have led. Werent they all in the big congress room or whatever it's called? They weren't in their offices to count votes
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Danaru posted:Werent they all in the big congress room or whatever it's called? They weren't in their offices to count votes I think that picture was a staffer in Pelosi's office, not Pelosi's PC herself.
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Danaru posted:Werent they all in the big congress room or whatever it's called? They weren't in their offices to count votes BCR for short
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Pththya-lyi posted:heckin good dystopia tangy yet delightful posted:You are supposed to change your colleagues backgrounds and move icons around anytime they leave their computer unlocked and unattended. For real IT security you just need an office of workers just out of college you see. bort has a new favorite as of 00:23 on Jan 8, 2021 |
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Memento posted:I've worked at one bank and one financial services company and stepping away from your desk without hitting Win-L to lock your computer was a first-and-final warning offence at both. Expecting as little as that level of discipline from your elected representatives and their staff doesn't seem onerous. We trained 19-year-old call centre staff to do it, and they managed it fine. It's a little disconcerting that it wasn't locked from lack of use. I mean govt computers are probably on a short timer, they must have just barely gotten out of that office.
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tangy yet delightful posted:You are supposed to change your colleagues backgrounds and move icons around anytime they leave their computer unlocked and unattended. For real IT security you just need an office of workers just out of college you see. changing every feedback sound (opening a file, double clicking on a folder, start-up, shut-down, etc) into something really loving annoying.
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Inceltown posted:Training a 19 year old is easy. Training a self important boomer who can get you fired is next to impossible. According to that Foone tweet thread linked earlier, they have a better option than training boomers Government computers are supposed to require a physical card to unlock, and when the card is pulled out of its slot the machine automatically locks again. Just tie the security card to your boomer's collar (or a belt loop or purse...) and they physically can't leave the machine without locking it.
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RPATDO_LAMD posted:According to that Foone tweet thread linked earlier, they have a better option than training boomers “Oh I just cut the string off and leave the card in because I kept having to unlock it every time I went to the bathroom!” -a boomer, 2 hours after this is implemented.
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RPATDO_LAMD posted:According to that Foone tweet thread linked earlier, they have a better option than training boomers I'm pretty sure that's only specific to certain agencies, none of the places I worked automatically logged you out of the system when you removed the card.
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Acebuckeye13 posted:I'm pretty sure that's only specific to certain agencies, none of the places I worked automatically logged you out of the system when you removed the card. You needed to put a card in to login but the card didn't need to stay there?
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Skwirl posted:You needed to put a card in to login but the card didn't need to stay there? Yeah basically. Though granted these were also not agencies or positions tasked with securing national security secrets. e: someone could have found some really compromising pictures of elk though
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Memento posted:Lucy Lawless is forever a queen. Princess, surely?
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Silly Burrito posted:Also sending out department wide emails about how much they love everyone. 
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https://twitter.com/shereeny/status/1346899979055542281Captain Monkey posted:“Oh I just cut the string off and leave the card in because I kept having to unlock it every time I went to the bathroom!” At least in some places you need the card to get into the bathroom.
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