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Memento posted:On his forearm. That's a bold move. He's not one to minimize his accomplishments.
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Memento posted:https://i.imgur.com/M7hjyBz.png It would be funny if they weren’t misunderstanding the point of the song
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Screaming Idiot posted:He's not one to minniemize his accomplishments.
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That Minnie Mouse is reminding me of a horrible story I have and I don't even know if you guys would want to read it here (but of course you do). Had a guy come up to me at a convention with a sketchbook and ask if I could draw his character. I open the book and it's Gadget, the mouse lady from Disney's Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers, with a stripe on her arm, but before I can say anything he goes off on this massive tirade about how his character isn't the same as THAT SLUT GADGET something something THAT loving WHORE GADGET I HATE THAT DISGUSTING oval office GADGET. Then says "So anyway, I was thinking you could draw Gadget raping my character. Because I've had it drawn the other way around." I declined. Just to add I am not even sure what he asked me for, I don't draw cartoony stuff and I definitely don't draw Disney style stuff. If you are imagining this dude as a vast sweaty basement dweller in sweatpants, he was a tall, lanky, fairly polished loud American man in I guess his 50s. This is exactly who I imagine with that Minnie Mouse tattoo.
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That had to have been intentional. Please, Lord tell me it's a meta joke.
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If that's supposed to be a joke tattoo I think I'm going to be waiting a long-rear end time for the punchline.
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Yeah it's gotta be an inside joke or something but I still lol'd
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moerketid posted:That Minnie Mouse is reminding me of a horrible story I have and I don't even know if you guys would want to read it here (but of course you do). I'm sitting here going  over and over in my head.
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The year is 2028. The mocking toggle-case Spongebob meme has finally gone out of fashion. Laser removals have become the preferred method of wiping dated references from your skin, after nearly an entire generation began using coverups that also didn't take the brief shelf-life of memes into account. In a crowded tattoo & piercing shop, a man grits his teeth in agony as a hot deathray shears the remnants of Salt-Sprinkling Chef from his left calf, and Roll Safe from the right. Out in the lobby, a middle aged man's jaw quivers after a teenage girl reads the ironic joke on his forearm and asks who Chuck Norris is. He ignores the query, spotting the pair of shoes tattooed on her shoulder blade, and tearfully whispers, "What are thooooose..."
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sticklefifer posted:The year is 2028. The mocking toggle-case Spongebob meme has finally gone out of fashion. Laser removals have become the preferred method of wiping dated references from your skin, after nearly an entire generation began using coverups that also didn't take the brief shelf-life of memes into account. In a crowded tattoo & piercing shop, a man grits his teeth in agony as a hot deathray shears the remnants of Salt-Sprinkling Chef from his left calf, and Roll Safe from the right. Out in the lobby, a middle aged man's jaw quivers after a teenage girl reads the ironic joke on his forearm and asks who Chuck Norris is. He ignores the query, spotting the pair of shoes tattooed on her shoulder blade, and tearfully whispers, "What are thooooose..."
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rydiafan posted:That had to have been intentional. Please, Lord tell me it's a meta joke. Also, that tattoo wasn't done by Jason, it was done by Lee Rowlett, the guy that did the greenscreen Rick and Morty tattoo. And yeah# it was totally intentional.
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 This is Will Watson. He was just arrested for his role in the insurrection at the capitol. His dumb tattoos were initially identified as a hammer and sickle and used by chuds to support their claims that it was antifa/communists who did were behind the attack. Turns out they're from a video game. What video game, though? When I heard I was 90% sure that it would be one of those Zelda triforce ones, but it isn't.
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Scratch Monkey posted:
If you're saying that Link is a commie and him stealing all those rupies was appropriating them for the workers from bourgeoisie castles and dungeons...you might be onto something.
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Scratch Monkey posted:
I'm pretty sure that Mortdecai and Rigby would not approve of storming the capital.
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Jan 12, 2021 20:49
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It's from Dishonored, the Outsider's Mark
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Scratch Monkey posted:
Garrand posted:It's from Dishonored, the Outsider's Mark OH poo poo SCRATCH MONKEY JUST GOT ROASTED!
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i started playing Dishonoured recently. It's about a political coup in a society that has collapsed during a pandemic.
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*spends 10 minutes searching, coming up empty* "OK, probably have nothing in common with that chud" Garrand posted:It's from Dishonored, the Outsider's Mark "...goddammit, I own all those games" 
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Those games are super dope and this is hardly the first time a CHUD didn't understand a piece of media (see also: Fight Club, Breaking Bad, Rick and Morty.)
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LifeSunDeath posted:OH poo poo SCRATCH MONKEY JUST GOT ROASTED! I don't even know what this means
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Garrand posted:I don't even know what this means the answer is, I cannot read, and am running on half-pressed A buttons only as I got zero sleep. LifeSunDeath has a new favorite as of 00:31 on Jan 13, 2021 |
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Since you're a smart videogame person, can you tell me whether Metroid's gun is his actual arm, or is it part of his suit?
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rydiafan posted:Since you're a smart videogame person, can you tell me whether Metroid's gun is his actual arm, or is it part of his suit? https://i.imgur.com/dHbZeDM.gifv
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rydiafan posted:Since you're a smart videogame person, can you tell me whether Metroid's gun is his actual arm, or is it part of his suit? Metroid is the ship. The space dude is called Zebes 
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LifeSunDeath posted:User "scratch monkey" said the tattoo was from zelda He said it wasn't from Zelda.
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Never 100% sure when it's a roast to know things about video games vs when it's a roast to not know things about video games.
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EL BROMANCE posted:He said it wasn't from Zelda. You see, upon reading it again just now, I was the one who got roasted in that scenario. Oof.
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Chitin posted:Never 100% sure when it's a roast to know things about video games vs when it's a roast to not know things about video games. It's like Global Thermal Nuclear War, the only winning move is not to play
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Schrödinger's Roast
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Iron Crowned posted:It's like Global Thermal Nuclear War, the only winning move is not to play This is also a videogame reference Recursive checkmate
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Chitin posted:Never 100% sure when it's a roast to know things about video games vs when it's a roast to not know things about video games. What would you say to someone attending a roast (me) but then finding out they were at arby's and it was not a roast at all? would that make you laugh or be mad?
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LifeSunDeath posted:What would you say to someone attending a roast (me) but then finding out they were at arby's and it was not a roast at all? would that make you laugh or be mad? Going to Arby's is its own roast
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rydiafan posted:Since you're a smart videogame person, can you tell me whether Metroid's gun is his actual arm, or is it part of his suit? Metroid was the name of the princess, dude.
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Screaming Idiot posted:Metroid was the name of the princess, dude. The one Zelda is always rescuing? I thought she was named Tetris.
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rydiafan posted:The one Zelda is always rescuing? I thought she was named Tetris. You're thinking if Rosalina, who got her start being kidnapped by Trans icon Monkey King.
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Monkey King lives in Castle Mania, right?
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this conversation reminds me that Pit was just called "Kid Icarus" to his face on Captain N
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