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TASER BALLS
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TASER BALLS 420 85.89%
TASER BALLS 69 14.11%
Total: 489 votes
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boroda
Jul 26, 2007


нет усов
Can the president pardon himself, and does it apply to Twitter permas? With us tonight are three journalists of some kind to discuss this

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386-SX 25Mhz VGA
Jan 14, 2003

(C) American Megatrends Inc.,

Solarin posted:

Basically said 'some of u r cool. Don't go to the inauguration on the 20th'
lol what a way to go out like a little defeated bitch

Edit: no offense to women or dogs oh gosh what have I done that is not a good word

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
attempt one coup and suddenly youre a terrorist

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Zeriel posted:

guy did that to prove the earth was flat too
lol

the earth is flat!


:smug:

who is flat?

Poco
Jul 17, 2005

....I am a Tariff Man

Gulping Again posted:

Dare still pops up from time to time to post in the way only a truly insane person can

lol wasn't dare the insane weirdo who thought SA was a Tribes 2 forum (???) that was responsible for his wife leaving him or something

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer

Business Gorillas posted:

I can't remember who it was but there was some GBS goon that kept making alt accounts and cancelling the credit card transactions so lowtax never got any money

Maybe that's praxis

kyoon? :sax:

Huxley
Oct 10, 2012



Grimey Drawer

There ya go!

boroda
Jul 26, 2007


нет усов
Big Trungus

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
(accidentaly fatally tasers my own balls with 100% accuracy rate) alright. thats fine. heres what i think happened, [1/82]

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

https://i.imgur.com/275gU1V.mp4

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/1347708019908349952

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://twitter.com/KnowNothingTV/status/1347767106100748289?s=20

Taco Duck
Feb 18, 2011


Intoxicated and screaming "Trump!" from my backyard

Poco
Jul 17, 2005

....I am a Tariff Man

kyoon was LF/D&D/ and I think he made a post in pet island once or something. He was a fairly normal poster for a while who very obviously went off/lost access to (if he was american) his meds.

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

would you like to see cops making Michael Tracey squeal

https://twitter.com/theserfstv/status/1270945583230930944?s=20

The Chad Jihad
Feb 24, 2007


I'm having a lot of trouble handling what is going on currently. Like drinking a lot and pondering the president being banned from a website and also the presidency. Feel like the book of america is closing and the author farmed the last chapter out to fanfiction

Return of the Full Moon (metamorphosis): The Trump
Return of the Nightmare (fright): The Trumo
Return of the Sacred (resurrection): The TRunb
Return of the Curse (vengance): The Trunt
Return of the Tides (migration): The Trimp
Return of the Banished (hatred): The Tump
Return of the Ancient (power): The Trerump
Return of the Test (evocation): The Tront
Return of the Threat (intimidation): The Truuuunp
Return of the Dead (disappearance): The Troomp
Return of Desire (obsession): The Trrgimp
Return of Pain (infection): The Triglump
Return of the Discarded (waste): The Tremblo
Return of Glory (vindication): Trummmp
Return of the Scene (concealment): Tup
Return of Dust (mortality): Trunk
Return of Instinct (animality): Trmmm
Point of No Return (irreversibility): TRUMP

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!
https://i.imgur.com/pviZhCl.mp4


Sorry the music cuts off before finishing, Imgur only allows 60 seconds of video

Gods_Butthole has issued a correction as of 07:20 on Jan 9, 2021

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:
The radio stations should pull YMCA from rotation the way they did bulls on parade after 9/11 lol

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*

triple sulk posted:

I can't even use the good night tweet any more

rip



...it's not the same :smith:

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord
real talk, at first i was just like ha-ha interested in all this vote stealing conspiracy, but then came to believe in this weird reality because when you just keep repeating a thing over and over and over and hearing it from everyone...well...you come to believe it. and boy did I ever. and yet...there's still a part of me that thinks it could be true: our duly elected president is having the position stolen from him, because c'mon, do you know anyone who didn't vote for eric swalwell last november???

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

GrimGypsy posted:

would you like to see cops making Michael Tracey squeal

https://twitter.com/theserfstv/status/1270945583230930944?s=20

is that when his humiliation fetish began or what

Poco
Jul 17, 2005

....I am a Tariff Man

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer

The Chad Jihad posted:

I'm having a lot of trouble handling what is going on currently. Like drinking a lot and pondering the president being banned from a website and also the presidency. Feel like the book of america is closing and the author farmed the last chapter out to fanfiction

Return of the Full Moon (metamorphosis): The Trump
Return of the Nightmare (fright): The Trumo
Return of the Sacred (resurrection): The TRunb
Return of the Curse (vengance): The Trunt
Return of the Tides (migration): The Trimp
Return of the Banished (hatred): The Tump
Return of the Ancient (power): The Trerump
Return of the Test (evocation): The Tront
Return of the Threat (intimidation): The Truuuunp
Return of the Dead (disappearance): The Troomp
Return of Desire (obsession): The Trrgimp
Return of Pain (infection): The Triglump
Return of the Discarded (waste): The Tremblo
Return of Glory (vindication): Trummmp
Return of the Scene (concealment): Tup
Return of Dust (mortality): Trunk
Return of Instinct (animality): Trmmm
Point of No Return (irreversibility): TRUMP

this is basically the book of revelation

BluesShaman
Apr 25, 2016

She wore Blue Velvet.
This is all really orwellian.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
Tim apple’s revenge

Gulping Again
Mar 10, 2007

Poco posted:

lol wasn't dare the insane weirdo who thought SA was a Tribes 2 forum (???) that was responsible for his wife leaving him or something

dare thinks that the entire internet is a tribes 2 forum that is actually dedicated to harassing him all hours of every day and that's why he was judged unfit to stand trial for sexual assault by the canadian government

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012




DJT, perp walking through lib cum

I call it "The King In White"

Mourne
Sep 1, 2004

by Athanatos
remember to take care of yourself during this poo poo.

showers are good

brushing your teeth and hair is good

preparing a home cooked meal is good

stay safe, everyone

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



the donalds discord server got banned and now they're all freaking out that the site is about to get snatched. they have several backups but of course they're posting the names in broad daylight which seems ill-advised

also one guy is not-so-subtly alluding to having his dead dog taxidermied and stuffed with tannerite as a booby trap for when the feds come

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

WrasslorMonkey posted:



DJT, perp walking through lib cum

I call it "The King In White"

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Grizzled Patriarch posted:

also one guy is not-so-subtly alluding to having his dead dog taxidermied and stuffed with tannerite as a booby trap for when the feds come

but tannerite only explodes if you shoot...oh my god it’s the perfect cop trap :aaaaa:

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят


lmao

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

mrmcd posted:



Already ordered a pizza and had an extra bottle of prosecco from new years gently caress it this is the real historic day

Good choice in tequila

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Mourne posted:

remember to take care of yourself during this poo poo.

showers are good

brushing your teeth and hair is good

preparing a home cooked meal is good

stay safe, everyone

Don’t listen to this loving nerd, wallow in your own filth and post trumnap!

boroda
Jul 26, 2007


нет усов

AND LO, did they giveth of the cum

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*
CUMP!

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Sudden Loud Noise posted:

I just need an SA posting bot that responds to “Hey bot! Trump me!”

And it posts a random Trump tweet.

Are posting bots tolerated on SA? I haven't seen one since I've been here so I assumed not.


If they are, hell yes this needs to be a thing.

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

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Zeno-25
Dec 5, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Reality Protester posted:

attempt one coup and suddenly youre a terrorist

White conservatives can have a little sedition, as a treat

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