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Jonny 290 posted:otoh the rest of us are going to die alone and be forgotten 15 mins after covid takes us but at least the yosparents will get a nice funeral and memorial web sight I could give less of a poo poo if I am remembered for all the stupid things I've done on this planet. Better to have bought my ticket and taken the ride imo.
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my kids will have to carry my remains around in some ark-like contrivance.
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Jan 14, 2021 01:56
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yeah, clear sides so that people can see me. like lenin.
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and according to their will, target track jacket will be cremated and buried in a ticket to ride game box
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Jonny 290 posted:otoh the rest of us are going to die alone and be forgotten 15 mins after covid takes us but at least the yosparents will get a nice funeral and memorial web sight he is survived by his cat and his posts
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Chris Knight posted:and according to their will, target track jacket will be cremated and buried in a ticket to ride game box I'd be happily donated as tree mulch by whomever survives my worthless corpse. 
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Target Track Jacket posted:I am truly empathetic to all YOSPOSters with childes during these poo poo times because I have a cow orker whose kid is a fuckin' scream machine all day during calls and we hear it in the background and it breaks my heart we should go back to ye olde dayes where they made pacifiers with opiates in them
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Jan 14, 2021 02:00
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i wish my remains to be pressed into several JO crystals
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President Beep posted:my kids will have to carry my remains around in some ark-like contrivance.
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Jan 14, 2021 02:01
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get me off in this wack rear end crystal prison
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Target Track Jacket posted:I'd be happily donated as tree mulch by whomever survives my worthless corpse. unironically same
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President Beep posted:unironically same who cares what you think. youre dead
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fart simpson posted:who cares what you think. youre dead your posts definitely make this place seem like hell!!!!
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Jan 14, 2021 02:13
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im gonna die before you and tell saint peter not to let u in heaven.
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PokeJoe posted:get me off in this jack off crystal prison
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President Beep posted:im gonna die before you yeah we know. your old.
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fart simpson posted:yeah we know. your old. his old what?
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his old body. and mind
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i’m not old, I’m wizened.
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beep puts the itch in eldritch
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got that resting lich face
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I think y'all are going to live a long time. Isn't rotor like 900 years old?
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if i'm not in a fulfilling relationship by my 50th birthday i am going to take up the sport of extreme solo no-harness no-helmet white pine logging. I've got a lot of time till then though.
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haven’t you already given up on the relationship thing?
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Till i get my head right and get out of the foreclosure credit hit. Ain't no decent woman gonna date a man with 200 credit score, and ain't no 200 credit score gonna get a decent woman.
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my credit score is 602
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mine is 69
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Jan 14, 2021 03:32
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just write "negotiable" in the credit score field
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oh wait capital ones credit score estimator thing says it jumped from 602 up to 671 since the last time i checked. that sounds about right
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PokeJoe posted:just write "negotiable" in the credit score field credit score: yes
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my 芝麻信用 credit score is 679. n7ce
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PokeJoe posted:just write "negotiable" in the credit score field my tactic for renting a place in Portland after i move is 'look i'm going through a divorce and 2020 was hell. My credit score is garbage but look at this checking account balance. Skip the credit check and i'll pay you an extra month up front' from what ive heard this has a good chance of success with smaller portland landlords
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you'll probably be fine with just a computer toucher paystub
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Target Track Jacket posted:I'd be happily donated as tree mulch by whomever survives my worthless corpse. personally hoping to get dumped in a swamp and consumed by critters
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I want the mushroom spore suit
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fart simpson posted:oh wait capital ones credit score estimator thing says it jumped from 602 up to 671 since the last time i checked. that sounds about right they jump around a lot based on how much your credit card balance is at the end of a month; mine is +/- 20 from a baseline depending on how much i put on the credit card in a given month. it tanked 60 points when i had to replace my roof over the summer and had 13 kilobucks on it when the statement period closed but was back to baseline the following month after the payment cleared.
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Jonny 290 posted:my tactic for renting a place in Portland after i move is 'look i'm going through a divorce and 2020 was hell. My credit score is garbage but look at this checking account balance. Skip the credit check and i'll pay you an extra month up front'
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Midjack posted:they jump around a lot based on how much your credit card balance is at the end of a month; mine is +/- 20 from a baseline depending on how much i put on the credit card in a given month. it tanked 60 points when i had to replace my roof over the summer and had 13 kilobucks on it when the statement period closed but was back to baseline the following month after the payment cleared. i hardly use credit cards at all because i don’t live in the us and i don’t have any debt. i think this change was because i recently signed up for the $0.99 per month icloud thing and have been running it through a credit card and paying it off immediately, which is at least using a credit card more than basically never
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fart simpson posted:i hardly use credit cards at all because i don’t live in the us and i don’t have any debt. i think this change was because i recently signed up for the $0.99 per month icloud thing and have been running it through a credit card and paying it off immediately, which is at least using a credit card more than basically never that's plausible. the credit score the bank website shows you is mostly for novelty purposes anyway; there's a different one that gets looked at when you apply for a loan.
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AnimeIsTrash posted:I think y'all are going to live a long time. Isn't rotor like 900 years old? he lives according to the old person rules in the old testament
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