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Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/MEChilders99/status/1349393442300973056

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bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/wednesdayla/status/1349473437719420935?s=21

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007


“The writings of Alexis de Touqueville, which I’m sure most Americans are familiar with”

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
Really I think the writings of Mishima are more apt.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Hold on now. Some shanties are about whaling

Teach
Mar 28, 2008


Pillbug

christmas boots posted:

Hold on now. Some shanties are about whaling

Yeah, whalin' on the people picking the sugar cane.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

christmas boots posted:

Hold on now. Some shanties are about whaling

The Weller Man one that kicked all this off is about whaling and sugar and tea and rum of non-specified providence.

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

This avatar helped buy Lowtax a new skeleton.

christmas boots posted:

Hold on now. Some shanties are about whaling

Yeah.

We're whalers on the moon,
We carry a harpoon,
But there ain't no whales,
So we tell tall tales,
And sing our whaling tunes!

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

https://twitter.com/jgarrettgilmore/status/1349007243870674944

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/dailysimpsons/status/1349427759962066947

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Wow, god drat.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
But on average they were both impeached once

Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc

Splicer posted:

But on average they were both impeached once

Spiders Trump is an outlier adn should not have been counted

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

Oh no!😱

https://twitter.com/FoldableHuman/status/1349641021475360770?s=20

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

gently caress yes Sea Shanty commentary is on fire

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/elvenora/status/1349404927689437184

https://twitter.com/iwanttoleaveok/status/1349709951480918016

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Skwirl posted:

Really I think the writings of Mishima are more apt.

lol, gently caress, i was going to make this joke

fascists follow your intellectual vanguard

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

That's honestly who I thought that headline was about because I couldn't remember Mishima's name.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/upstreamism/status/1349561663914201090

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


Well at least I'll get to meet Jared Harris before I die.

Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



Teach posted:

Yeah, whalin' on the people picking the sugar cane.

:drat:

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/shiki_ads/status/1349388280677113856?s=20

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


SiKboy posted:

Me too! I'd literally never heard the song in my life and someone posted a tweet in this thread I didnt get, and I googled, found it was a reference to a song I didnt know, and its been periodically in my head ever since.

Vaguely related:

https://twitter.com/haydenmiller95/status/1349268933660925952?s=20

I saw this last night and didn't favorite it. I knew I would find it here and you delivered.

On this note... it's kinda gross when someone reposts a Tiktok then plugs their garbage when that repost "blows up".

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012


Look at this good girl :kimchi:

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

These mother fuckers ain't reading poo poo anyway

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

https://twitter.com/jackremmington/status/1349370702491774976

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/tamybennech/status/1349577819983122435?s=20

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

https://twitter.com/muenzenberg_w/status/1349360870867034115

Riatsala
Nov 20, 2013

All Princesses are Tyrants


My dad's biologist friend took us to watch a loggerhead sea turtle lay like 200 eggs on the beach once, that was maybe the most magical experience of my life :3

This one looks like a leatherback, I think they're even huger than loggerheads. I guess they're okay with being on the beach during daylight?

Trevor Hale
Dec 8, 2008

What have I become, my Swedish friend?

Riatsala posted:

My dad's biologist friend took us to watch a loggerhead sea turtle lay like 200 eggs on the beach once, that was maybe the most magical experience of my life :3

This one looks like a leatherback, I think they're even huger than loggerheads. I guess they're okay with being on the beach during daylight?

They’re not loving vampires bro

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Are you going to tell it it isn't OK for it to be on the beach during daylight?

What are you going to do about it?

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Riatsala posted:

This one looks like a leatherback, I think they're even huger than loggerheads. I guess they're okay with being on the beach during daylight?

Yeah, leatherbacks are the largest sea turtles.

Trevor Hale posted:

They’re not loving vampires bro

OwlFancier posted:

Are you going to tell it it isn't OK for it to be on the beach during daylight?

What are you going to do about it?

I assume it's a question of concern for the eggs, not the turtle itself. Usually sea turtles lay at night and they tend to avoid shores that are well lit, so I'm wondering if it was on the beach for some other reason.

Riatsala
Nov 20, 2013

All Princesses are Tyrants

Mak0rz posted:

I assume it's a question of concern for the eggs, not the turtle itself. Usually sea turtles lay at night and they tend to avoid shores that are well lit, so I'm wondering if it was on the beach for some other reason.

Exactly. I've since seen dozens of adult loggerheads but exactly zero of them were on the beach during daytime. Hell, I've never seen sea turtle tracks that didn't lead directly to a nest then directly back into the ocean, so I'm not even sure that they come onto the beach for any other reason.

but I ain't no turtle biologist so whatever

space uncle
Sep 17, 2006

"I don’t care if Biden beats Trump. I’m not offloading responsibility. If enough people feel similar to me, such as the large population of Muslim people in Dearborn, Michigan. Then he won’t"


Riatsala posted:

Exactly. I've since seen dozens of adult loggerheads but exactly zero of them were on the beach during daytime. Hell, I've never seen sea turtle tracks that didn't lead directly to a nest then directly back into the ocean, so I'm not even sure that they come onto the beach for any other reason.

but I ain't no turtle biologist so whatever

I signed up for a sea turtle hatchling release event, where we went to the beach at night and formed a protective escort for a tiny turtle to crawl into the ocean. I think they were afraid of raccoons or birds or crabs or stuff eating them. I got to watch a turtle the size of a quarter crawl slowly into a wave for 20 minutes through night vision goggles.

Anyway we had to sit through like a 2 hour PowerPoint beforehand so now I know everything about turtle nesting habits. This sounds right to me.

Content, more cute animals:

https://twitter.com/ad_inifinitum/status/1349488333634863106?s=21

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/ChefJags/status/1349568096831471617

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass


God drat it I’m going to have to get a tiktok account aren’t I?

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

This avatar helped buy Lowtax a new skeleton.

Warbird posted:

God drat it I’m going to have to get a tiktok account aren’t I?

Why? This thread is already a pyf your favourite tick tock via twitter, why get an account to look at that poo poo when you get the best of right here?

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Trevor Hale posted:

They’re not loving vampires bro

Another big difference is that they can come into your home without being invited. And frankly it's incredibly rude.

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm
https://twitter.com/verminsupreme/status/1349561635912953856?s=21

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Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
There's some good stuff on tiktok that doesn't make it to twitter (I rely on my friends with tiktok to get the good stuff though)

e.g.:

https://www.tiktok.com/@brettstoise/video/6905102405042556161
Hank Hill went to a reserve trying to sell propane #nativehumor #nativetiktoks #indigenous #neechiehouse

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