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broke: tazing yourself in the balls as part of a failed clownboat insurrection woke: tazing yourself in the balls as part of a weird sex thing
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Another poor soul, for whom pain and pleasure were obviously closely akin, attached an electric train transformer to his penis with alligator clips and was in the habit of administering mild shocks to his genitals. Regrettably, on one occasion—the last!—the transformer shorted out, and he received the full 110-volt household electrical charge. He was instantly and ignominiously electrocuted. This case, when presented at one of our meetings, was interesting because the parents of the deceased had removed all evidence of the transformer before the police investigators showed up. They were understandably horrified and chagrined to discover their son dead under such sordid circumstances and did their best to conceal the manner of his death. But alligator clips leave very characteristic marks and these were plainly visible at the autopsy. After a few shrewd, discreet questions on the part of investigators, the unhappy parents broke down and revealed the full, shabby truth of the matter. The death was ruled accidental.
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haveblue posted:broke: tazing yourself in the balls as part of a failed clownboat insurrection pnld? Have we been kinkshaming this man all along  
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Alan Smithee posted:that's not the worst policing this owns cause you can throw anything from anywhere and put a cop in the hospital much harder to stop a car
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Jan 16, 2021 02:01
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plus afterwards you get to joyride a hoverbike
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its january 16th though and not a thursday!!
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ADINSX posted:its january 16th though and not a thursday!! it's the 17th somewhere
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qirex posted:it's the 17th somewhere it's probably still not a thursday though
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infernal machines posted:it's probably still not a thursday though  boy, I really hope someone got fired for that blunder
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there's a lot to be said about the production value of johnny mnemonic, apparently an infinite calendar was just out of reach back in 1995
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they were clicking through the schedule+ calendar at 2002 and got bored
carry on then fucked around with this message at 16:50 on Jan 17, 2021 |
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NoneMoreNegative posted:
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and it sure as hell is not 29 Celsius
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https://twitter.com/Tom_Winter/status/1351179775440789509?s=20
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to go with your bluetooth blueballer https://twitter.com/PopCrave/status/1351285632241463297?s=20
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Alan Smithee posted:to go with your bluetooth blueballer get a bucket and a mop
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wap does not mean white-rear end paltrow
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https://twitter.com/mitpress/status/1349763456216559618?s=20 gentlemen the basilisk is on schedule
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Alan Smithee posted:https://twitter.com/mitpress/status/1349763456216559618?s=20 amusing that she never considered putting down false information at the playground register. 
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Midjack posted:amusing that she never considered putting down false information at the playground register. the problem is that there's legitimate reasons to ask for most of that. you need the kid's names to distinguish them. you need their age so they can be handled and grouped appropriately. you need contact information in case there's an emergency and to stop the place being used as a daycare. the flow from there to the data brokers is what needs to be cut off social media info is probably over the line though, if you gave another form of contact info
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Was it this thread that said the japanese johnny mnemonic cut was way better or was that something else
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Milo and POTUS posted:Was it this thread that said the japanese johnny mnemonic cut was way better or was that something else it came up in a few places but yeah, it is. more beat takeshi, always a good thing.
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yeah i think band-aid ads are dystopian you absolute tool https://twitter.com/djbaskin/status/1351431301924982786?s=20
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it's a joke you ninny
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sorry, thought this was the thread for serious-posting about cyberpunk 
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my takeaway is *faaaaaaaaaaaaaaart*
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refleks posted:yeah i think band-aid ads are dystopian you absolute tool I'm the marketing genuis at pfizer making this face 
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Midjack posted:amusing that she never considered putting down false information at the playground register. just got to that part and lol I had the same thought. when i first found out about babby i made some social media posts, and i posted a few times once the child arrived, but have since canceled all my accounts and whatnot (which, as a US citizen, means piss when it comes to what happens to my data). I definitely fall into the whole digital resignation thing sometimes, but if you're not fuckin with the system every chance you get then i don't even know.
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haveblue posted:the problem is that there's legitimate reasons to ask for most of that. you need the kid's names to distinguish them. you need their age so they can be handled and grouped appropriately. you need contact information in case there's an emergency and to stop the place being used as a daycare. the flow from there to the data brokers is what needs to be cut off if she was dumping the kids at a baby jail and going somewhere else then sure, the playground needs their names, her name, and a working phone number so when little aeiou42069 starts throwing her turds at the other children they can call mom to collect the kids, but if mom was going to hang out with the other parents and watch the kids the only true things she might have to provide are first names and a date of birth. and even then she can distort spellings and move the date of birth off by a few weeks. everything else lie about it, it doesn’t matter to you and it makes more noise for people trying to sell your data.
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Jan 19, 2021 21:42
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Midjack posted:if she was dumping the kids at a baby jail and going somewhere else then sure, the playground needs their names, her name, and a working phone number so when little aeiou42069 starts throwing her turds at the other children they can call mom to collect the kids, but if mom was going to hang out with the other parents and watch the kids the only true things she might have to provide are first names and a date of birth. and even then she can distort spellings and move the date of birth off by a few weeks. everything else lie about it, it doesn’t matter to you and it makes more noise for people trying to sell your data. oh no is grimes pregnant again?
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Midjack posted:if she was dumping the kids at a baby jail and going somewhere else then sure, the playground needs their names, her name, and a working phone number so when little aeiou42069 starts throwing her turds at the other children they can call mom to collect the kids, but if mom was going to hang out with the other parents and watch the kids the only true things she might have to provide are first names and a date of birth. and even then she can distort spellings and move the date of birth off by a few weeks. everything else lie about it, it doesn’t matter to you and it makes more noise for people trying to sell your data. easy to think about when you aren't surrounded by screaming kids and idiot parents, and even then if you get a phone number that can be tied into a bunch of poo poo the problem is the system, not the people forced to participate in it
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it does get old approaching just about every social and commercial interaction with “what lies should i tell this person, and what disposable contact address should i provide them” before it begins, very much yes.
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more like oat fart
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