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What would trump have done if he were still prez
This poll is closed.
bombed the boat 10 10.53%
told the beautiful boaters to ram the boat 45 47.37%
https://i.imgur.com/BvIBJji.jpg 40 42.11%
Total: 95 votes
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Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy

Wow the $10,000 fine for murdering someone in the chamber is really going to bite him later.

This is the guy that nearly punched a rep across the aisle 2 weeks ago.

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cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
a couple of things that stick out from the dollop reagan episodes (which, again, are fantastic and i highly recommend them)

-reagans press secretary was asked about the HIV epidemic by a reporter and his response was basically "lol why are you worried are you gay?'

-the president of france visited reagan, who took him to see a comedian. might have been the white house press corp correspondents dinner. the comedian made an AIDS joke that reagan laughed at and the french president just stared at him in horror because regan was laughing about his own citizens dying

-patton oswalt repeatedly saying, "oh no, my brains are applesauce now"

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
TURNIP TRUMP TEEEEEEEEEEEEEERPM

Marzzle
Dec 1, 2004

Bursting with flavor

uber_stoat posted:

listen Jack, i'll have you know i drink 2 things and 2 things only: crystal clear spring water and Delaware Punch.



what is it flavored like, the mind boggles at the possibilities

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
https://twitter.com/MEPFuller/status/1352361343144308737

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


uber_stoat posted:

listen Jack, i'll have you know i drink 2 things and 2 things only: crystal clear spring water and Delaware Punch.



Delaware Punch is what Joe and friends call a night at Tom Carper's residence.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



hell yeah when i want a soda i definitely want one that's non-carbonated

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Marzzle posted:

what is it flavored like, the mind boggles at the possibilities

Chris Coons' massive rear end.

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010




that's our nancy! bold leadership always

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/lawcrimenews/status/1352375717644922886

Marzzle
Dec 1, 2004

Bursting with flavor

cumshitter posted:

a couple of things that stick out from the dollop reagan episodes (which, again, are fantastic and i highly recommend them)

-reagans press secretary was asked about the HIV epidemic by a reporter and his response was basically "lol why are you worried are you gay?'

-the president of france visited reagan, who took him to see a comedian. might have been the white house press corp correspondents dinner. the comedian made an AIDS joke that reagan laughed at and the french president just stared at him in horror because regan was laughing about his own citizens dying

-patton oswalt repeatedly saying, "oh no, my brains are applesauce now"

just lmao that a french prez didn't understand the prez of the MAD megadeaths country would absolutely be a sociopathic monsterman

Marzzle
Dec 1, 2004

Bursting with flavor

Nichael posted:

Chris Coons' massive rear end.

I was hoping it'd taste like hawaiian punch laced with old bay seasoning or something

corgiwizard
Oct 27, 2020

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

https://twitter.com/slashfilm/status/1352375942765703169

Tup

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Marzzle posted:

what is it flavored like, the mind boggles at the possibilities

delaware punch flavor is a cocktail of dolle's saltwater taffy, du pont polymers and chicken coop runoff

Youth with a Skull
Aug 16, 2004

Hit 'em with one-a dees
Grimey Drawer

Yes, this is the movie that will be a worthy sequel to ghostbusters 2

Monowhatever
Mar 19, 2010


So, non-zeroc chance a member of congress shoots another? We really are leading up to another civil war.

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG



:bernpop: :goku:

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/Cleavon_MD/status/1352115043626700803
https://twitter.com/Cleavon_MD/status/1352123753489002497
https://twitter.com/Cleavon_MD/status/1352134680607219715
https://twitter.com/Cleavon_MD/status/1351615600506728448
https://twitter.com/Cleavon_MD/status/1351596956565397504

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

the second of the rumored 7 ghosts: Slimer, Muncher, Oozer, Greeny, Shitter, Fucker, and Trump

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

uber_stoat posted:

listen Jack, i'll have you know i drink 2 things and 2 things only: crystal clear spring water and Delaware Punch.



loving gross dude

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin

the internet was cool back before all the zoomers ruined it with ticktock and influencers

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBouRNRYzXo

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

I'm Butthole Bill, and I've Buttholes to Fill - Butthole Bill

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

PyPy posted:

this is for you. cheer up buddy.



God I bet her height humiliation dom game is just incredible .

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

new trump thread is getting horny already I see

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits

cumshitter posted:

a couple of things that stick out from the dollop reagan episodes (which, again, are fantastic and i highly recommend them)

-reagans press secretary was asked about the HIV epidemic by a reporter and his response was basically "lol why are you worried are you gay?'

-the president of france visited reagan, who took him to see a comedian. might have been the white house press corp correspondents dinner. the comedian made an AIDS joke that reagan laughed at and the french president just stared at him in horror because regan was laughing about his own citizens dying

-patton oswalt repeatedly saying, "oh no, my brains are applesauce now"

Talking about plotlines from his movies as though they actually happened to him and all the press just nodding along and laughing and never saying anything.

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Asproigerosis posted:

God I bet her height humiliation dom game is just incredible .

smythe?

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Asproigerosis posted:

God I bet her height humiliation dom game is just incredible .

i mean, the incest angle alone

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
oof, not a good day for victims

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Bone Crimes posted:

can some anime person explain the joke here? with the portraits I mean red woman for Trup, and Blue for biden...??

I recommend just watching the neon genesis evangelion series and getting it over with. I don’t watch anime but that series is something else in many ways. it comes up constantly with all these nerds posting. it’s probably still on Netflix

UFOTacoMan has issued a correction as of 23:58 on Jan 21, 2021

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

tenderjerk posted:

Terrence has had a rough go of it, he owes trump everything and now his inbox is filled with people telling him to suck trumps d***.

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





pleasure from humiliation? no way can i afford it

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



lol i just realized cspam is a top level forum now?

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



coward mods had to wait til turmo wasnt prez any more

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits

triple sulk posted:

lol i just realized cspam is a top level forum now?

With the content to match.

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
https://twitter.com/laurenboebert/status/1352362625196314631
oh no how unprecedented

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oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003

cumshitter posted:

a couple of things that stick out from the dollop reagan episodes (which, again, are fantastic and i highly recommend them)

-reagans press secretary was asked about the HIV epidemic by a reporter and his response was basically "lol why are you worried are you gay?'

-the president of france visited reagan, who took him to see a comedian. might have been the white house press corp correspondents dinner. the comedian made an AIDS joke that reagan laughed at and the french president just stared at him in horror because regan was laughing about his own citizens dying

-patton oswalt repeatedly saying, "oh no, my brains are applesauce now"

the best dollop is the second episode of Trump when garreth does an impression of Ivana. I almost crashed my car when I heard it

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