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Well, I ain't rich, but I get by, used to get $16 a month in FS's but with COVID they bumped it WAY up and I just found out. Obviously this is a blessing and I will use it right. What are some comedy answers or actual good advice though? I could buy a side of beef with that!
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1000 dollar hot dogs from your local major league baseball park
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Jan 23, 2021 01:20
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Buy enough peanut butter to last the rest of your life. That stuff has a 2 year shelf life, but I’m sure it would last decades just fine. Edit: also dried beans and honey has an indefinite shelf life.
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Jan 23, 2021 01:22
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Buy a whole bunch of lobster and then take photos and troll the poo poo out of all the right wing sites and facebook groups you can find.
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Jan 23, 2021 01:26
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Michael Corleone posted:Well, I ain't rich, but I get by, used to get $16 a month in FS's but with COVID they bumped it WAY up and I just found out. Obviously this is a blessing and I will use it right. What are some comedy answers or actual good advice though? I could buy a side of beef with that! LOL
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Jan 23, 2021 01:28
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Buy some food op
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Jan 23, 2021 01:29
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Go to a high end grocery and buy wagu beef, as much of it as you can. When you're at the register, pull out your EBT card and wink at the cashier.
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Jan 23, 2021 01:34
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Vegetables, crisco, and cling wrap
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Jan 23, 2021 01:39
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Jan 23, 2021 01:39
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Good Sphere posted:Buy enough peanut butter to last the rest of your life. That stuff has a 2 year shelf life, but I’m sure it would last decades just fine. Rice as well has a pretty much indefinite shelf life if stored properly. I'd image vinegar and soy sauce would last a really long time seeing theyre used to preserve foods.
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Jan 23, 2021 01:41
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You don’t have to use them all at once, just enjoy free groceries for a few months.
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Jan 23, 2021 01:42
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Jan 23, 2021 01:42
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This is always a good answer to food buying questions.
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Jan 23, 2021 01:43
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Some on rent and some on food
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Jan 23, 2021 01:44
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You don't have to spend it all at once and I guess it is close to $200 a month now, they give everyone the max amount for their household size now (1  ) Will use the 'free' food to help pay off my credit card before it goes into interest bearing days, then get a new one, all the free signup money and my credit score is over 800 now 'kiting' credit cards. Lets make this a poverty min/max thread or should/could the mods rename it?
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Jan 23, 2021 01:46
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Kick some my way. Grocery man got me by the short ones.
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Jan 23, 2021 01:49
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Tuna steaks
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Jan 23, 2021 02:02
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Launder it to cash and buy scratch lotto tickets to double your money
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Jan 23, 2021 02:05
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Surf and turf. Be the welfare king of myth!
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Jan 23, 2021 02:07
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Can you buy gum with it? Buy gum.
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Jan 23, 2021 02:08
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Some guns and the change for some rock
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Jan 23, 2021 02:09
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They gave us a $350 EBT to cover my son’s lunches over the summer which was ridiculous, but since every kid in our county gets free school lunch, every kid got the EBT without question. I should have bought 350 bucks worth of Elio’s and cha cha chicken.
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Jan 23, 2021 02:11
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ShopRite has bags of 120 fish sticks for $9. I'll let you take care of the math but it's a lot of fish sticks
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Jan 23, 2021 02:14
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Take half and spend it on food to donate to a local food bank OP. People are hungry right now OP.
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Jan 23, 2021 02:16
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Chinatown posted:Take half and spend it on food to donate to a local food bank OP. it's not fun or funny but this is the right answer
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Jan 23, 2021 02:18
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Sell it to others for $0.70 on the dollar and then buy some drugs
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Jan 23, 2021 02:36
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Find your local discount grocery stores (Grocery Outlet and so forth) and feast like a king. Also, donate some if you can.
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Jan 23, 2021 02:40
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half to the food bank, a quarter to stock up on non-perishables for covid, the rest, use as normal
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Jan 23, 2021 02:46
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Beans Dont forget to bury some
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Jan 23, 2021 02:47
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Stock up on shrimp rings. Have company? Break out a shrimp ring. Dining alone? Whole shrimp ring to the face. 
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Jan 23, 2021 02:50
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Ten of those costco jamons
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Jan 23, 2021 03:09
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Stock up on shrimp rings. Have company? Break out a shrimp ring. Dining alone? Whole shrimp ring to the face. They don’t let you use it on shoes I don’t think?
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Jan 23, 2021 03:12
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* some dude in nowhere USA* Oh yeah this is real jamon
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Jan 23, 2021 03:12
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Be the guy from a math problem and buy a store’s entire inventory of oranges
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Jan 23, 2021 03:13
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Trade it for crack and get loaded in a motel room with yr bestie
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Jan 23, 2021 04:05
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Hey man I'm a weeb but like you don't have to be one yourself to appreciate the fact that ramen noodles are like 50c a pack and have a pretty much unlimited shelf life, taste pretty good too!! I guarantee it!! edit: Don't hesitate to DM me for dope rear end ramen packet recipes
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Jan 23, 2021 04:11
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a vacuum sealer and a bunch of pork shoulder is the cheapest way to be well fed for a long while imo
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Jan 23, 2021 04:16
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take it to the life bank and get a loan motherbitch
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Jan 23, 2021 04:19
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:They don’t let you use it on shoes I don’t think? The shrimp rings are already cooked, you just pop the plastic lid off and eat them. I actually talked to a guy that works at the fake sushi grass factory and he says they have a way to cook the shrimp without shoes. I’m looking into it, sous vide is cool but very expensive. 
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