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zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:

Leon Sumbitches posted:

It's funny because it's two different people.

It's not, one's his official and one's his personal account.

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grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

https://twitter.com/lukeoneil47/status/1353754882013089797?s=19

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/giantcat9/status/1353817363045617665

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/wyattduncan/status/1353811399542099969?s=21

Lot of good ones in the thread

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/DorsaAmir/status/1353456903683067905

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013


I have a newfound appreciation for the sculptors at Madame Tussauds.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?


First time ever the Phantom Menace was the best in a group.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/HeyitsTowler/status/1353829937233473538?s=20

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

Was On Golden Pond really so big that it necessitated making wax statues of the main characters?

Take the plunge! Okay!
Feb 24, 2007



grittyreboot posted:

Was On Golden Pond really so big that it necessitated making wax statues of the main characters?

I had no idea what On Golden Pond was so I looked it up and only Raiders of the Lost Ark made more money that year

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

Take the plunge! Okay! posted:

I had no idea what On Golden Pond was so I looked it up and only Raiders of the Lost Ark made more money that year

most of the mega $$$ hits from every decade aren't the films people are talking about 10 years later. same with the Oscar's best film list. when was the last time you ever in your life heard someone say "yeah, Crash is an all time great movie"

For the big 4 categories in that Oscar's that year the only movies I've ever seen mentioned or reference since then are Capote and Good Night and Good Luck.

Brokeback Mountain too, but not because of it being a good film but "brokeback" becoming slang for something being gay.

pentyne has a new favorite as of 12:11 on Jan 26, 2021

Hollandia
Jul 27, 2007

rattus rattus


Grimey Drawer

projecthalaxy posted:

He hates living life safely. Hates it. Always going around sticking forks in light sockets, the sigma male.
Explains why they’re so rare, I guess.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Weird how all "high quality male" stuff reads like the power fantasies of nazis, don't it?

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

Weird how all "high quality male" stuff reads like the power fantasies of nazis, don't it?

Quoting myself (yeah, yeah), but it sure does:

Samovar posted:

From 'Racial Science in Hitler's New Europe 1938-1945', essay on eugenics in Norway by Terje Emberland, quoting a Wilhelm Saure, a legal expert to the Reich Farmer's Office:


Tac Dibar
Apr 7, 2009



”Yeah, I’m Forrest Gump, ya mook!”

hallo spacedog
Apr 3, 2007

this chaos is killing me
💫🐕🔪😱😱

I'm the terribly cut suits on all the wax figures.

Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



Tiny hands. They all have tiny hands.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/dick_nixon/status/1353501029229277191

https://twitter.com/solomongeorgio/status/1353212912467202049

https://twitter.com/GalaxyBrainSFW/status/1354059060950167552

burexas.irom
Oct 29, 2007

I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!


Head to toe, that's a Gump!

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Tac Dibar posted:



”Yeah, I’m Forrest Gump, ya mook!”
Life is like a book of chiclets

number 1 snake fan
Jul 16, 2018

https://twitter.com/satoshikawasaki/status/1354061983058804743?s=19
https://twitter.com/3liza/status/1354028505051197441?s=19
https://twitter.com/IzzzyzzzArt/status/1353685832893259776?s=19
https://twitter.com/christapeterso/status/1353084549266165760?s=19
Bonus:

sugar mouse
Oct 17, 2006

Dr. Lunchables posted:

Tiny hands. They all have tiny hands.

Fun wax hands fact: my grandad used to work at Madame Tussauds and met many famous people back in the day. He worked on the hands, usually the famous people would come in so they could do a cast of their hands. However for the Pope, he obviously wasn't coming over and also there's a load of rules about the pope's hands so they ended up using my granddad's hands as he was a similar age.

He also got to meet Jimmy Savile. Apparently he was very friendly.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

toanoradian posted:

Here's what a sigma male is, because I hate learning it. It's just an Alpha so Alpha he's outside the Alpha-Beta classification, man

sweet, a rendition of the Forer Effect made specifically for people that are (10): incredibly self-aware!

can't even believe it!

(i have saved this as "sigmaballslol.jpg" because i've got a roommate that's going to be all "hell yeah guess i'm a sigma")

Dreqqus
Feb 21, 2013

BAMF!
https://twitter.com/ryanaboyd/status/1353912357412474880?s=19

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009

Humphreys posted:

The little motors inside the frame I hear are getting caught finally.

I hate MAMILs and cycling but do LOVE cheating in sports if it is clever.

Smokey Yunick driving off after the inspection officials had removed the gas tank is a thing of joy. Or Toyota's turbo hack for WRC. Cheating in racing is a wonderful thing.

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

Thomamelas posted:

Smokey Yunick driving off after the inspection officials had removed the gas tank is a thing of joy. Or Toyota's turbo hack for WRC. Cheating in racing is a wonderful thing.

https://youtu.be/hfq7-1ePW-M

I wish this had the full talk, but it goes into some great cheats.

Darrell Waltrip also did a great episode of Dale Jr's podcast just talking about cheating.

https://youtu.be/uLNT8_ZkwaE

Edit: and if you like podcasts, or have Amazon prime, dinner with racers did a great smokey episode. It's season 1 of the Amazon prime show, or the actual podcast has a bunch of stuff they left out of the show. It also includes the (verified to not actually be) 7/8 scale Chevelle.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



FFT posted:

sweet, a rendition of the Forer Effect made specifically for people that are (10): incredibly self-aware!

can't even believe it!

(i have saved this as "sigmaballslol.jpg" because i've got a roommate that's going to be all "hell yeah guess i'm a sigma")

Will you be kicking your roommate out and set him on fire? If not, will you reconsider?

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

Oh no!😱


A good rule of thumb continues to be; If a headline asks a question, the answer is probably "No.".

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/yeetgarf/status/1354086930024189953

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

SiKboy posted:

A good rule of thumb continues to be; If a headline asks a question, the answer is probably "No.".

I mean, in a way they are to blame- but only for forcing chud governors to not kill a shitload of teachers/families.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
:ninja:

https://twitter.com/JoshNBCNews/status/1354115893614309381?s=20

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/emilyfavreau/status/1353754022100967429

Roblo
Dec 10, 2007

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

sugar mouse posted:

Fun wax hands fact: my grandad used to work at Madame Tussauds and met many famous people back in the day. He worked on the hands, usually the famous people would come in so they could do a cast of their hands. However for the Pope, he obviously wasn't coming over and also there's a load of rules about the pope's hands so they ended up using my granddad's hands as he was a similar age.

He also got to meet Jimmy Savile. Apparently he was very friendly.

He was even friendlier if you were an 8 year old boy in a psychiatric hospital.

i own every Bionicle
Oct 23, 2005

cstm ttle? kthxbye

Thomamelas posted:

Smokey Yunick driving off after the inspection officials had removed the gas tank is a thing of joy. Or Toyota's turbo hack for WRC. Cheating in racing is a wonderful thing.

Lancia did some amazing stuff in the years that Audi struggled to beat them. They supposedly only built 250 of the requisite 500 type 037’s that were required for homologation. Officials counted them during the morning, then were treated to a long lunch with plenty of delicious wine, during which all the cars were moved to a different lot, then they subsequently were counted a second time. One driver, being forced to follow a lead car on a dusty stage, hosed around with his harness for a full ten minutes pretending to not understand how it went together while an official yelled at him, then fastened it up and took off when the dust had cleared (because the time started when you left and not when the officials told you to go).

https://twitter.com/fanfiction_txt/status/808392624163856384?s=21

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

In Soviet Russia, you kill the party.

In Capitalist California, party kill you!

CapitanGarlic
Feb 29, 2004

Much, much more.

SiKboy posted:

A good rule of thumb continues to be; If a headline asks a question, the answer is probably "No.".

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/Foone/status/1354156025671106560

https://twitter.com/CSMFHT/status/1354154195419422720

https://twitter.com/axel_hexed/status/1353731597699325953

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/thegallowboob/status/1353735163289677824

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

Y’all stop what you’re doing and peep this thread:

https://twitter.com/weedhitter/status/1348115601324089346

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/the_ironsheik/status/1354188099870453760

https://twitter.com/KylePlantEmoji/status/1354184513983635456

https://twitter.com/LeVostreGC/status/1354184088635072512

https://twitter.com/DrakeGatsby/status/1354127608498290689

https://twitter.com/cableknitjumper/status/1354170764480507904

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