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oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003
gme is gonna close at 50 bucks. quote this post

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animist
Aug 28, 2018
so has this all backfired spectacularly yet

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


dorkasaurus_rex posted:

PAPER HANDS SELL, DIAMOND HANDS HOLD LONG AND HARD!!! TO THE loving MOON!!!

Smh reddit has better meme buy discipline than something awful, a shameful display

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
I WILL MAKE A VOYAGE TO THE MECCA OF THE NYSE SO I CAN THROW MY BODY INTO THE SERVERS AND BECOME ONE WITH THE EXCHANGE

Skyl3lazer
Aug 27, 2007

[Dooting Stealthily]



Someone today bought 500 x 2/19 15c for GME for nearly 14 million dollars

703
May 11, 2007

Contains Carbon Monoxide
schwab won't let me put in a order for any of the forbidden stocks but i can queue up an order for ford or coca cola just fine

Trevorrrrrrrrrrrrr
Jul 4, 2008

amc re opens trading and immediately drops to $12 lmaoo

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
start short selling GME but at $300.

dorkasaurus_rex
Jun 10, 2005

gawrsh do you think any women will be there

soup. posted:

This is manipulation. They're trying to give naked shorts a chance to cover at a low price. gently caress them.

this poo poo is usually so deliberately obtuse that the average person is either too stupid, busy, stressed, overworked or otherwise occupied to understand it

this is brazen

Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009

oxsnard posted:

gme is gonna close at 50 bucks. quote this post

Norton
Feb 18, 2006

what is the justification for halting trading on a stock? and whats the actual reason they do it?

Eight-Six
Oct 26, 2007

ok.

oxsnard posted:

gme is gonna close at 50 bucks. quote this post

Technowrite
Jan 18, 2006

I first battled the Metroids on Planet Zebes.
BUY NOK YOU FUCKS NUMBER GO UP

dew worm
Apr 20, 2019

lol this poo poo is affecting the entire market

Viginti Septem
Jan 9, 2021

Oculus Noctuae
So....

It looks like my option exercise on $AMC went through before the crash. lmfao



Ice Cube, today was a good day.

Viginti Septem has issued a correction as of 15:59 on Jan 27, 2021

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

cumshitter posted:

I AM A BEING OF PURE MONEY NOW

shipping container the best way to travel

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


soup. posted:

This is manipulation. They're trying to give naked shorts a chance to cover at a low price. gently caress them.

Bro. Brooooo. Bro. Bro! Bro!!! Bro bro bro! There are specific POLICIES in place for this, totally independent of the market. Just calm down. Calm down. Hey. Calm down.

dorkasaurus_rex
Jun 10, 2005

gawrsh do you think any women will be there

the gently caress has it ever happened that the market itself rejects people's trades lmaooooooo

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



lol is greenwald gambling on this too

Kibbles n Shits
Apr 8, 2006

burgerpug.png


Fun Shoe
I hope AMC does make it to the moon for all you hodlrs but I was happy to finally have my order go through and take ~$850 in profit, not a bad little return for zero effort lol

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





Harry Potter on Ice posted:

Also, SA was last to the party :laugh:

breaking news, dead gay comedy forum is still dead gay comedy forum

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007

is pepsi ok posted:

somebody go make a megapost on marxism in wsb

Someone unironically do this you're going to get a lot of converts today

dorkasaurus_rex
Jun 10, 2005

gawrsh do you think any women will be there

samantonio posted:

So....

It looks like my option exercise on $AMC went through before the crash. lmfao



Ice Cube, today was a good day.

this is literally just random chance as to which service you used and if it accepted your buy at the window where you'd make rather than lose money

the invisible hand everyone

dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011


animist posted:

so has this all backfired spectacularly yet

oh no, oh no nononononononononononono [tuts out latinesquely]

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan

Skyl3lazer posted:

Someone today bought 500 x 2/19 15c for GME for nearly 14 million dollars

so what’s that mean in American

Omnicarus
Jan 16, 2006

AMC halted...again

dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011


cumshitter posted:

I WILL MAKE A VOYAGE TO THE MECCA OF THE NYSE SO I CAN THROW MY BODY INTO THE SERVERS AND BECOME ONE WITH THE EXCHANGE

cumshitter send me two hundo

crimedog
Apr 1, 2008

Yo, dog.
You dead, dog.
This is some spicy dip

Saltpowered
Apr 12, 2010

Chief Executive Officer
Awful Industries, LLC
AMC halted again. Lol. It's going to get back down under $10.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

I will never tell my gf if I lose $500 because of my internet friends

Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?

cumshitter posted:

I AM A BEING OF PURE MONEY NOW

MEGA THREAD RETARD
Jan 26, 2021

by vyelkin

oxsnard posted:

gme is gonna close at 50 bucks. quote this post

You're *terrible* at making good calls you've already warned us

Trevorrrrrrrrrrrrr
Jul 4, 2008




it aint much and it aint honest work


but its free money

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
AAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHH MOOOOOONNNNNNNYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Technowrite
Jan 18, 2006

I first battled the Metroids on Planet Zebes.
"Made a mint off meme stocks" is definitely not a thought I'd ever thought I'd have.

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012



cumshitter posted:

I WILL MAKE A VOYAGE TO THE MECCA OF THE NYSE SO I CAN THROW MY BODY INTO THE SERVERS AND BECOME ONE WITH THE EXCHANGE

Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?

blue squares posted:

I will never tell my gf if I lose $250 because of my internet friends

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


blue squares posted:

I will never tell my gf if I lose $500 because of my internet friends

Just tell her you bought a PlayStation 5 at GameStop

ughhhh
Oct 17, 2012

WTF robinhood wont even let me make an account. wtf!

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cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
all of my positions stopped updating on TDA

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