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Dolphin: Dec 5, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Literally won't let me sell. I've had a market sell order active since it was at 20.

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The Alpha Centauri: Feb 15, 2019

oxsnard posted:

gme is gonna close at 50 bucks. quote this post

its on its way

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Eight-Six: Oct 26, 2007

soup. posted:

It's cool to be here to try to calm the room, but the stuff you're saying is just not good advice.

I know why you're here. You're here for the same reason someone who's trying not to drink lingers at the bar. You're getting high off of this. The incidental buzz. This is lighting up those neuron pathways burned into you that rewards gambling. That's fine. But nobody should listen to someone who's lurking the room getting high off a gambling fix. I know the excuse you're telling yourself, but it's a lie. I've seen a lot of people like you. You're not helping anyone here. You're creeping your disease.

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MEGA THREAD RETARD: Jan 26, 2021; by vyelkin

Dustcat posted:

don't be a dick, dude, it's good to have a voice of reason in here

He's not. He's telling himself he is. But I know why he's really lingering about.

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Doc Fission: Sep 11, 2011

RH folks should keep trying, they canceled me out a few times but I got in my $69 of AMC stock. Anyway be safe out there though

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Dolphin: Dec 5, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Feel pretty scammed by RH to be honest.

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cumshitter: Sep 27, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

I NO LONGER EXIST, MY BODY IS JUST A VESSEL FOR THE RUSSELL 2000 SMALL CAP; I CAN SEE EVERY GAMESTOP IN THE TESSERACT OF INFITY AND I ONLY NEED REACH OUT TO DECIDE MY SELLING PRICE

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Chronicles: Oct 24, 2013

lmao I clicked submit on monday buying gme at $75 and amc at $5

lmao my deposit hadn't gone through on etrade yet and won't until tomorrow

lmao

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Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010; Can't post for 5 hours!

mycomancy posted:

Managed to buy the AMC $11 dip lol what the gently caress is this actual adults spend their days doing this?

yeah and they rule the world lol

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dead gay comedy forums: Oct 21, 2011

soup. posted:

Never understood the halts it's like screaming rape in a crowded public place it just makes everyone look to see what the gently caress is amiss and intensifies the chaos

the YOSPOS/CSPAM crossover

it is because of algorithmic trading plus HFT. Computers operating bajillion times faster than human consideration effectively and just doing their programmed algorithms that do not consider any death trap scenario because quants do not think it is possible makes conventional systemic risk look like a doozy

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Empress Brosephine: Mar 31, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

time to move up to the big leagues we talking DIS and AAPL baby yeah

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In Training: Jun 28, 2008

mycomancy posted:

Managed to buy the AMC $11 dip lol what the gently caress is this actual adults spend their days doing this?

apparently millions of them

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Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

AnEdgelord posted:

Its like an Ork Waaagh but instead of fighting its wrecking the stock market.

I can already feel the manic glee at all the chaos and im sure im not alone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zelTmn8z0J0

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cumshitter: Sep 27, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

Dolphin posted:

Literally won't let me sell. I've had a market sell order active since it was at 20.

pretty sure it halted

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oxsnard: Oct 8, 2003

soup. posted:

It's cool to be here to try to calm the room, but the stuff you're saying is just not good advice.

I know why you're here. You're here for the same reason someone who's trying not to drink lingers at the bar. You're getting high off of this. The incidental buzz. This is lighting up those neuron pathways burned into you that rewards gambling. That's fine. But nobody should listen to someone who's lurking the room getting high off a gambling fix. I know the excuse you're telling yourself, but it's a lie. I've seen a lot of people like you. You're not helping anyone here. You're creeping your disease.

nah mang. I literally have to look at commodity markets on a regular basis as part of my job. The thrill isn't there, just a profound wonder at the world.

I've had to reconcile my economic blackpilling (which is still there) with my gambling brain. This is therapeutic

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Jon Irenicus: Apr 23, 2008; YO ASSHOLE

mightygerm posted:

how am I going to explain to my kids that I bet their college fund on the advice of a internet person called 'cumshitter'

cumshitter is young enough that when you kids are 17 you can just ask cumshitter to come to your house and he will do it for you

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The_Franz: Aug 8, 2003

TheLemonOfIchabod posted:

Should i sell the rest of my amc now

i bumped the stop up to 10 in case it starts to crater, but i'm gonna see where it goes

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mycomancy: Oct 16, 2016

Shear Modulus posted:

yeah and they rule the world lol

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post COVID: Mar 5, 2007; free college, free healthcare, free Shmurda

i'm a trader now. i got the app and everything. now i just need to figure out if i'm a bull or a bear

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Taintrunner: Apr 10, 2017; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Dolphin posted:

Feel pretty scammed by RH to be honest.

that is precisely the purpose of an app called RobinHood.

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HallelujahLee: May 3, 2009

I cant do anything on the robinhood app or site both not working. Oh well i got something in on Blackberry.

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SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

oxsnard posted:

so, just fyi, the fact that GME has been pretty stable for the past 10 minutes is probably a bad sign for HODLers. MMs are getting their books neutral and there's gonna be a big gap down now.

It's gonna drop back to 200 real fuckin fast

soup. posted:

It's cool to be here to try to calm the room, but the stuff you're saying is just not good advice.

I know why you're here. You're here for the same reason someone who's trying not to drink lingers at the bar. You're getting high off of this. The incidental buzz. This is lighting up those neuron pathways burned into you that rewards gambling. That's fine. But nobody should listen to someone who's lurking the room getting high off a gambling fix. I know the excuse you're telling yourself, but it's a lie. I've seen a lot of people like you. You're not helping anyone here. You're creeping your disease.

you're both correct lol

GME looks like it's done, it's still overshorted but Melvin was the last group holding the $4 shorts I think? and all the remaining shorts are short from a way, way higher price and are more willing to hold it short

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Dustcat: Jan 26, 2019

Dolphin posted:

Literally won't let me sell. I've had a market sell order active since it was at 20.

robinhood has done this before, where their system mysteriously breaks in such a way that you can buy but not sell

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Thorn Wishes Talon: Oct 18, 2014; by Fluffdaddy

GME down to $250 lol

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dorkasaurus_rex: Jun 10, 2005; gawrsh do you think any women will be there

how long can you humiliate and oppress an entire generation before they wake up and fight back

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neutral milf hotel: Oct 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

so what actually happens to gamestop and AMC, etc. after the reddit hordes are done playing big-boy games? their stock crashes and they go bankrupt?

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Mr. Pizza: Oct 5, 2009

SKULL.GIF posted:

stay the gently caress away from AMC, don't buy on the downside of the pump & dump

stfu

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cumshitter: Sep 27, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

Jon Irenicus posted:

cumshitter is young enough that when you kids are 17 you can just ask cumshitter to come to your house and he will do it for you

*turns dining room chair around and sits in it*

hey buddies. who's ready to enter the work force? force. huh. makes it sound powerful, don't it?

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SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

neutral milf hotel posted:

so what actually happens to gamestop and AMC, etc. after the reddit hordes are done playing big-boy games? their stock crashes and they go bankrupt?

the aftermath of stock megapumps is like a game of musical chairs where the chairs are rapidly disappearing

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Tiler Kiwi: Feb 26, 2011

mycomancy posted:

Managed to buy the AMC $11 dip lol what the gently caress is this actual adults spend their days doing this?

i did the same and i was in the middle of playing vermintide and then when i looked back like 10 minutes later the dollar amount increased more than i make in a day

this is stupid

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Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Dustcat posted:

robinhood has done this before, where their system mysteriously breaks in such a way that you can buy but not sell

this happened with coinbase a lot a few years ago. RobinHood probably doesn't have the infrastructure to handle all this poo poo and their servers are on fire.

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