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cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

dorkasaurus_rex posted:

why does mine say 16.81

i get the good prices because i work int eh field, bros gotta help a bro out

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Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009


Lol this bit

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
$27.73

Trevorrrrrrrrrrrrr
Jul 4, 2008

Omnicarus posted:

So according to Wikipedia there is a margin option that will let me basically buy as much stock as I want and as long as I don't lose money I get to keep the gains?

yeah man do it

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

Omnicarus posted:

So according to Wikipedia there is a margin option that will let me basically buy as much stock as I want and as long as I don't lose money I get to keep the gains?

Press button to die instantly

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

abelwingnut posted:

do any of you still have money?

I made a poo poo ton of money off of platronics when their stock crashed at the beginning of the pandemic.

I also made a poo poo ton of money off of a few restaurant conglomerates too.


The only research I did was: "Are people going to suddenly stop buying electronics made in China forever? No." *slams the buy button*

dew worm
Apr 20, 2019

Just stay away from margins...buying calls is fine

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

we’re going to destroy capitalism by doing capitalism

the capitalists will never give u the tools to destroy them except by complete and total accident

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



how's boomer media handling the rush

Lawman 0 posted:

Should have put in more fiber optics bro.

I'm pretty sure 100% of infrastructure money in market networks has been in highly secured microwave systems

mightygerm
Jun 29, 2002



cumshitter posted:

for loving real, you will not even understand the options menu. i checked it otu, i didnt even understand it and i am literally studying finance and working in a financial field. you reading the investopedia article and going, "Oh, I got this" will lead to your bankruptcy

what about 'margin trading', should I sign up for this, it looks cool

Mostly Lurking
Sep 25, 2008
lol I can't even do anything on Robinhood, it just keeps trying to get me to update my profile over and over.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Omnicarus posted:

So according to Wikipedia there is a margin option that will let me basically buy as much stock as I want and as long as I don't lose money I get to keep the gains?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoRyrCjOkdI

MEGA THREAD RETARD
Jan 26, 2021

by vyelkin
I'm in at $16.50 with 3000 shares for today's infusion of pure loving rage at the wall street fucks

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

PyPy posted:

CNBC keeps referring to the "reddit chat room" lol

the hacker known as "reddit"

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC

Epic High Five posted:

how's boomer media handling the rush

crying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXxpdhsvaRA

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Raccooon posted:

Lol this bit

one way to show you like a bit is not to ruin it, dipshit

Eight-Six
Oct 26, 2007

abelwingnut posted:

do any of you still have money?

money isn't real lmao

Empress Brosephine
Mar 31, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Cumshitter is this your new home now that trump is dead

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

BACK IN THE BLACK BABY WOOO

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


I have accomplished the seemingly impossible.

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

when you stare into the bloomberg terminal, Bloomberg stares into you

mila kunis
Jun 10, 2011

Dmitri-9 posted:

r/wallstreetbets is about to learn this lesson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ab6GyR_5N6c

they've memed thousands of people into joining into this mania. even my dad messaged me about gamestop, he doesn't care enough to invest but some of his boomer friends have lol

Olive Branch
May 26, 2010

There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance.

Olive Branch posted:

I posted this in the Find Out Discord, but I'm making a :toxx: here. I'm going to drop some money buying AMC tomorrow, and if it ends up making money, I'll donate a full fifth of my winnings to the Goon Fund to help goons in need and who could not join me in my quest to lose some of my shirt's threads.
It is done. AMC bought, 66 shares (sadly couldn't make it 69). I hope I make money to help myself and goons. :unsmith:

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


i have a buy pending. Not surw how long thatll take

PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

lol im back at 3k

fanfic insert
Nov 4, 2009

sleep with the vicious posted:

AMC to 100 by end of day. Trust me, I have a feeling on this one. We are all going to be rich

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

Omnicarus posted:

So according to Wikipedia there is a margin option that will let me basically buy as much stock as I want and as long as I don't lose money I get to keep the gains?

*reads up about the button labeled PUSH THIS TO GO BANKRUPT INSTANTLY*

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

shyduck posted:

i have a buy pending. Not surw how long thatll take
if you're using RH like I am, look forward to a cancellation in 15 minutes

Torpor
Oct 20, 2008

.. and now for my next trick, I'll pretend to be a political commentator...

HONK HONK
vanguard seems down for me

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


if WSB becomes nothing more than a roving band of insane people whose one goal is finding and destroying hedge funds I will poo poo my pants laughing

Eight-Six
Oct 26, 2007

Olive Branch posted:

It is done. AMC bought, 66 shares (sadly couldn't make it 69). I hope I make money to help myself and goons. :unsmith:

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord
https://twitter.com/SquawkCNBC/status/1354408089970221056?s=20

:qq:

dorkasaurus_rex
Jun 10, 2005

gawrsh do you think any women will be there


why does mine say 17

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

Torpor posted:

vanguard seems down for me

the td web site works, but the ios app is hosed

Eight-Six
Oct 26, 2007


lol he mad

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Omnicarus posted:

So according to Wikipedia there is a margin option that will let me basically buy as much stock as I want and as long as I don't lose money I get to keep the gains?

Weren't those the things that literally started the great depression?

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

mightygerm posted:

what about 'margin trading', should I sign up for this, it looks cool

margin trading is incredibly simple compared to selling or buying options

you withdraw all cash from the account and then withdraw more cash. then you pay interest on the balance on a monthly basis which is listed on your statement. to end the margin you deposit money int he account, let interest/dividends accumulate, or sell securities to make up the balance.

margin is just a securitized loan. if you are wealthy enough to have a sizable investment account it is actually one of the cheapest and most readily accessible lines of credit available to you. like a HELOC (Home Equity Line of Credit) that you don't even have to sign more than one or more papers for

SCHOOLED, YOU loving BITCH

Gorson
Aug 29, 2014

All I know is nobody in this thread better talk any poo poo about Webistics.

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

fidelity finally seems to be stabilizing

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dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


Happy Noodle Boy posted:

we’re going to destroy capitalism by doing capitalism

hello president xi, my people yearn for freedom

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