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FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

pro starcraft loser posted:

Also people are leaving the club in droves.

lol
Well you can't bug the place / hear state secrets over a bowl of ice cream / lobby for gifts anymore so jt's just a sad country club run by a former TV celeb now. He walks around looking like poo poo and talking to walls about his "beautiful numbers. The best numbers, no one knew numbers could be like that, they said"

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spunkshui
Oct 5, 2011



Batterypowered7 posted:

More advice to follow, he says. LOL

Don’t you dare threaten me with a good time Rudy and not deliver.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




https://twitter.com/aoc/status/1354833285386543105?s=21

https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1354833603943931905?s=21

:hmbol:

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

That's a loving lol

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011
poo poo, everyone hates me

Stocks? I can be on the positive side of that

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




I have a feeling Robinhood’s about to get hosed from both sides of the aisle.

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

I have a feeling Robinhood’s about to get hosed from both sides of the aisle.

They literally just ruined their company, right before their IPO.

lol

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.


I was on board when AOC was about this, but now that Cruz is in favor...

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
more like robbing hood imho

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



What?

I-- what? Why is Ted Cruz agreeing with anything AOC says?

Is this *~*unity*~*?

vaginite
Feb 8, 2006

I'm comin' for you, colonel.



Hazo posted:

I hate this vicious, stupid, racist c-word with every fiber of my being. She has no business in congress or civil society. The "militias helped her get elected" theory makes more and more sense.

lmao she's gonna be the first woman president

Captain Kosmos
Mar 28, 2010

think of it like the "Who's Who" of genitals

Surprised and disappointed that Trunpo didn't immediately start to rebuild his name. There's just not of people who would want to work with him.
MyTrumpPillow should still be possible.

Advice: Buy stuff, wait for more orders what to buy.
Cool, sounds great advise.

Polio Vax Scene
Apr 5, 2009



There can be no forgiveness for *checks notes* restricting access to the free market.
On this, the Lord and Satan are in agreement.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
the MyTrumPillow, with revolutionary blown burger filling

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

I have a feeling Robinhood’s about to get hosed from both sides of the aisle.

It's a dumb move and I don't know why they're doing it. It's not like big players aren't involved in this market stuff, the short sellers made their position well known as part of their strategy and someone taking the opposite bet is... just part of how this dumb market system we have works.

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy

you thirsty lil b

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

A MyPillow on every bed, a can of Goya beans in every pantry

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Power Khan posted:

Where the pic where he clearly shat himself while golfing

Just find any pic of him golfing.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


Did Ted confuse AOC for Cory Chase for a second?

Captain Kosmos
Mar 28, 2010

think of it like the "Who's Who" of genitals

Mozi posted:

the MyTrumPillow, with revolutionary blown burger filling

It could have Trumps orange makeup imprint.
For limited time you can get one with greasy hamberder stink on in!

Doom2020!
Dec 31, 2020

If you think this has a happy ending then you really haven't been paying attention

Aardvark! posted:

Anyone hear anything cool about the president lately? No, not that one. The one that doesn't know how to close an umbrella.

He has died due to the machinations of both Chinese spies and their communist Democrat servants. Now he rests and waits for his patriots to pray. Each prayer goes inside his tum tum like a McNugget, nourishing and healing him. Then he poops in his Most Holy Diaper. Once enough true faith and prayer fill up his diap then he will rise again to save mankind and make Earth Great Again. Remember his commandments brothers and pray. Pray to our God Emperor and his Holy Diap.

1) There is no god but the God Emperor Trump. He is the best god. Totally better than any other god. Trust me.
2) Eat no food other than McDonalds. Filet O Fish is extra blessed.
3) His hards are gigantic. All talk of tiny hands are fake news.


Praise Be to His holy name.

(I almost feel like I should put this on Parler and see how many people start rolling with it)

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.

Bogus Adventure posted:

A MyPillow on every bed, a can of Goya beans in every pantry

I remember reading somewhere that the Goya beans thing was actually a deliberate plan by the owner family to avoid a hostile takeover of the company. Nobody wants to own a Trump-associated brand.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

pro starcraft loser posted:

They literally just ruined their company, right before their IPO.

lol

hearty lol

dwarf74
Sep 2, 2012



Buglord
AOC is thrilled that ordinary folks are trying to redistribute hedge fund wealth.

Ted Cruz maybe is on board from a free market perspective? I know lolbertarians are loving this.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Counting abortions as deaths kinda misses the whole point lol

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

The over-under on the GUNS vs FETUS match looking good.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

dwarf74 posted:

AOC is thrilled that ordinary folks are trying to redistribute hedge fund wealth.

Ted Cruz maybe is on board from a free market perspective? I know lolbertarians are loving this.

I thought they hated all regulations though?

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Can I buy abortion stock?

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

dwarf74 posted:

AOC is thrilled that ordinary folks are trying to redistribute hedge fund wealth.

Ted Cruz maybe is on board from a free market perspective? I know lolbertarians are loving this.

I think they're just talking before marching orders were given tbh.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Batterypowered7 posted:

More advice to follow, he says. LOL

Stay tuned!

Hobo Clown
Oct 16, 2012

Here it is, Baby.
Your killer track.




Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Can I buy abortion stock?

Yeah they're called No-Bump stocks

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

Hobo Clown posted:

Yeah they're called No-Bump stocks

ha!

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

Hobo Clown posted:

Yeah they're called No-Bump stocks

Incredibly Joke Trifecta 3x Multiplier

DapperDraculaDeer
Aug 4, 2007

Shut up, Nick! You're not Twilight.

dwarf74 posted:


Ted Cruz maybe is on board from a free market perspective? I know lolbertarians are loving this.

Ted Cruz is married to a banker.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


Lol, they don't even compare the same years

The gun death number is from 2018 https://www.cdc.gov/violenceprevention/firearms/fastfact.html#:~:text=In%202018%2C%20there%20were%2039%2C740,firearm-related%20injuries%2

And the abortion number is from 2014 https://www.guttmacher.org/fact-sheet/induced-abortion-united-states

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

3 DONG HORSE posted:

Counting abortions as deaths kinda misses the whole point lol

I killed a couple million potential babies just this morning :pervert:

Polio Vax Scene
Apr 5, 2009




by this logic masturbation would be in the hundreds of millions, possibly even billions

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

Polio Vax Scene posted:

by this logic masturbation would be in the hundreds of millions, possibly even billions

... possibly?

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pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

Never bring an abortion to a gun fight.

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