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Notorious R.I.M. posted:bacterial slime mats will inherit the earth They're literally already running the planet into the ground though? They just took the Amerikkkan presidency.
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Egg Moron posted:Verdant planets are for dumbfucks Earth circa 1800: verdant planet, mild weather, abundant resources, sentinels placid. Earth circa 2020: inferno planet, toxic storms, scarce resources, sentinels aggressive.
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Ghost Cactus posted:I enjoy that he doesnt seem himself as a doomer but he welcomed his child into the world with “hope you don’t get shot or starve” - like dude, that’s pretty doomerish. Accretionist posted:Hoo boy Hell yeah that's the kind of doomsday posting I am here for
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If all these marine species really wanted to survive they would learn to eat plastic.
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Ghost Cactus posted:I enjoy that he doesnt seem himself as a doomer but he welcomed his child into the world with “hope you don’t get shot or starve” - like dude, that’s pretty doomerish. big opportunity for a thiamine credit market
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Ghost Cactus posted:I enjoy that he doesnt seem himself as a doomer but he welcomed his child into the world with “hope you don’t get shot or starve” - like dude, that’s pretty doomerish. That's just the normal way Americans welcome their children into the world.
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Ghost Cactus posted:I enjoy that he doesnt seem himself as a doomer but he welcomed his child into the world with “hope you don’t get shot or starve” - like dude, that’s pretty doomerish.
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Junkozeyne posted:If all these marine species really wanted to survive they would learn to eat plastic. It's the next stage in evolution baby!
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blatman posted:my climate change plan: nah 
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Glad they've begun omitting the Obvious Plant logo.
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How long before we get our first "It snowed so global warming isn't real." political cartoon this year?
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Bert Roberge posted:How long before we get our first "It snowed so global warming isn't real." political cartoon this year? 
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I assume that is Ramirez but the artist didn't want to get sued because they weren't sure if hacky political cartoonist is a public enough figure to hide behind parody law?
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I sincerely hope there's violent extinctionist groups in the near future that successfully destroy any adaptation or migration strategies end state civilization comes up with. Humanity should perish on this tomb world we built for ourselves and the rest of complex life. The 1500 gigaton noose homo sapiens weaved over the last few centuries will not be denied.
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Tekne posted:I sincerely hope there's violent extinctionist groups in the near future that successfully destroy any adaptation or migration strategies end state civilization comes up with. Humanity should perish on this tomb world we built for ourselves and the rest of complex life. The 1500 gigaton noose homo sapiens weaved over the last few centuries will not be denied. ah yes, the "newb doomer" special
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Tekne posted:I sincerely hope there's violent extinctionist groups in the near future that successfully destroy any adaptation or migration strategies end state civilization comes up with. Humanity should perish on this tomb world we built for ourselves and the rest of complex life. The 1500 gigaton noose homo sapiens weaved over the last few centuries will not be denied. yes, it's called the united states government
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Laterite posted:yes, it's called the united states government
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Tekne posted:I sincerely hope there's violent extinctionist groups in the near future that successfully destroy any adaptation or migration strategies end state civilization comes up with. Humanity should perish on this tomb world we built for ourselves and the rest of complex life. The 1500 gigaton noose homo sapiens weaved over the last few centuries will not be denied. Lmao
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Take consolation that as populations die off money will lose all meaning and the rich will have to come up with increasingly novel incentives for their gatherers and enforcers, if they haven't completely automated their resource gathering and enforcement.
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NoNotTheMindProbe posted:Wrap it up doomers Biden solved climate change I used to intern for a government lab that studied Climate Change and a moment that really stuck with me was when they pulled us all in for a lab-wide meeting, gave brief reports on grants/important research projects, and then the assistant director or whatever started going on and on about ~Our Brand~ and how his big idea was to incorporate ~Data Science~ as the shell surrounding our logo. Motherfucker oozed “Corporate Ladder Climber” and I realized we were essentially putting the fate of the planet into his hands and the hands of people like him, lol
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Bert Roberge posted:How long before we get our first "It snowed so global warming isn't real." political cartoon this year? https://twitter.com/MattBruenig/status/1356281988404146177
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Tekne posted:I sincerely hope there's violent extinctionist groups in the near future that successfully destroy any adaptation or migration strategies end state civilization comes up with. Humanity should perish on this tomb world we built for ourselves and the rest of complex life. The 1500 gigaton noose homo sapiens weaved over the last few centuries will not be denied. hello friend have you heard the good word of ecodestructionalist accelerationism? throw open the oil wells and dump bitumen onto the reefs. full steam ahead as we create such a fantastic conflagration that it engulfs us in our entirety. let us coat every inch of the planet with our filth such that it will consume us and leave even the nearest orbital bodies untarred by our malign influence. Sing Along has issued a correction as of 10:10 on Feb 2, 2021 |
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Sing Along posted:hello friend have you heard the good word of ecodestructionalist accelerationism? throw open the oil wells and dump bitumen onto the reefs. full steam ahead as we create such a fantastic conflagration that it engulfs us in our entirety. let us coat every inch of the planet with our filth such that it will consume us and leave even the nearest orbital bodies untarred by our malign influence. So what you're saying is we don't need to do anything except sit back and relax
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Sing Along posted:hello friend have you heard the good word of ecodestructionalist accelerationism? throw open the oil wells and dump bitumen onto the reefs. full steam ahead as we create such a fantastic conflagration that it engulfs us in our entirety. let us coat every inch of the planet with our filth such that it will consume us and leave even the nearest orbital bodies untarred by our malign influence. this is referred to by the ipcc as the "business as usual" scenario
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Shima Honnou posted:So what you're saying is we don't need to do anything except sit back and relax "Party yourself, and face to die.' -Andrew WK
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gently caress COREY PERRY posted:it really owns how literally everything we do is just relentlessly deep dicking all these millennia old systems, nature absolutely btfo get wrecked bitch It's funny watching all these old 80s cartoons where pollution is this anthropomorphized evil savagely attacking nature and realize in 2021 a lot of people are hooting and hollering rooting for evil and if you disagree you hate jobs or somesuch horseshit
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Tekne posted:I sincerely hope there's violent extinctionist groups in the near future that successfully destroy any adaptation or migration strategies end state civilization comes up with. Humanity should perish on this tomb world we built for ourselves and the rest of complex life. The 1500 gigaton noose homo sapiens weaved over the last few centuries will not be denied. i recently watched this movie about humanities final salvation in this one final space ship heading to...somewhere. one of the crew is part of some cult that doesn't think humanity should continue and he sabotages the effort by releasing some sort of zombie plague amongst the crew. bruce willis was one of the crew. anyway, the point is that we're definitely going to see some real poo poo
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you talking about this one? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gerLMlPWwQ0
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Man lol that article. Peter seems dopey and Sharon is such an obvious liberal denialist. The fact that they aren't training their kids in infiltration tactics and guerilla warfare says it all.
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Tekne posted:I sincerely hope there's violent extinctionist groups in the near future that successfully destroy any adaptation or migration strategies end state civilization comes up with. Humanity should perish on this tomb world we built for ourselves and the rest of complex life. The 1500 gigaton noose homo sapiens weaved over the last few centuries will not be denied. "i hope there's no way out of it for us!" yells man after the car has already sped off the cliff.
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Hodgepodge posted:ah yes, the "newb doomer" special
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The funniest thing will be when the remaining elite concentrate on flying away in a rocket ship and die alone in the cold uncaring vacuum of space lmao
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Could you imagine if we lived in a solar system where instead of Mars, there was a legit second earth just like ours but unspoiled by humanity? It would be around now that we'd finally have the ability to go and land on it and there'd be virtually no environmentalism here because we'd (by which I mean billionaires) "have a spare"
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How To Interpret a Climate Change Model In Two Easy Steps: 1. find the upper bound 2. it's worse than that, lol https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-02-02/sea-levels-are-rising-faster-than-most-pessimistic-forecasts quote:Sea Levels Are Rising Faster Than Most Pessimistic Forecasts
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:Could you imagine if we lived in a solar system where instead of Mars, there was a legit second earth just like ours but unspoiled by humanity? Well good news, were already doing that but we don't got a spare
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Newb?! I’ve been posting in these climate threads for years. As others have already pointed out, whether or not violent doomists ever pop up is irrelevant when the goose is already cooked. You’re not going to notice a few extra drops of hot sauce on a ghost pepper. It will be very funny tho.
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Spime Wrangler posted:How To Interpret a Climate Change Model In Two Easy Steps: 1. find the upper bound 2. it's worse than that, lol refugees. quote:With warming temperature playing a role in everything from mass migrations (see Central America and the U.S. southern border) to civil war (see Syria), climate change has been a factor in national security for decades. lol we're gonna be arguing over drones and machine guns vs nukes before 2030
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Complications posted:Scrolling down a bit from this, I see some excellent news for the optimists to brag about! Joe Biden is preparing to put the full and unlimited might of the United States government to work combating climate change Millions upon millions of people in developing nations are going to die, and we’ve known that for decades now.
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