Zil posted:

What about a pregnant meat tank?

Splicer posted:

For the last time it's called a uterus

ultrafilter posted:

Dameius posted:

Ignorance in piss

iwentdoodie posted:

Enough about your time in the womb.

Algund Eenboom posted:

I haven’t seen someone in person in many months, I barely leave my house if ever, I’m completely terrified of social interaction, I rely on apps and software to fulfill my basic necessities like grocery shopping, I eat poorly and never work out, and I have acquired a bitterness and hatred towards all other people. Then the pandemic started,

Goa Tse-tung posted:

Varinn posted:

mr rogers voice: look to the posters

Goa Tse-tung posted:

minato posted:

[X] I'm in this post and I don't like it

Martman posted:

Meat is stored in the shoes

killaer posted:

Two nights ago I was in New York penn station and I was approached by a kind homeless man named terrence. He sat down next to me while I was waiting for my train due in an hour and we began reminiscing about our youth. He told me about how he smoked all the "kush" and "skunk" and now kids have new names for weed, in the 80's he was caught for crack possession and distribution, now he has 2 felonies. I asked him how he got caught and he told me that the NYPD would pay junkies 40$ to approach dealers and purchase crack cocaine, basically an unavoidable set-up type situation. Well we continued with our heart to heart (apparently in the 80's there was some sort of liquid you snorted to get high, interesting), and terrence is a guy who is into the local synthetic spice/k2/synthetic marijuana scene, ti's all the rage with the homeless population.


Anyway we continued to bond and terrence asked me what my sign was. I told him I was a cancer. He was a libra. I was struck by an interesting coincidence. both my mother, and my two ex girlfriends are libras. I told him i just didn't have the heart for women anymore. I just came back from an EDM concert. But I just couldn't get into it. my heart wasn't in the game, i told him. he asked me to follow him. he tried to pick up women in penn station.

Now at first glance an eerie crack addict coming up to you may elicit a scowl from random women, but to my surprise terrence had some chutzpah, and the girls into whose ears he leaned into to whisper sweet nothings responded with a shy grin. A few ladies were engaged. Others simply blushed at his compliments. he urged me to try, but I couldn't let out anything more engaging than a : "uhhh...erughhh..you're beautiful, milady" and I gave a short courtsey but most seemed uninterested.


I know gbs not the best place to ask but how is it that a 47 year old crack addict knows how to pick up women better than me? what do you say? how do u hold a conversation? do you tell them you like their hair? legs/ tits????????? are you supposed to tell them you want to F*Ck right NOW!!? ? i dont understand.

do u know jenny posted:

Very carefully

evilcarrot posted:

Oh puh-lease! It's a loving benadryl tablet which vets will tell you is perfectly safe (my in-laws give it to their dog for skin allergies all the time), it's not like I'm feeding him a bowl full of antifreeze. I was looking for suggestions on what I can do to stop the barking and all I keep hearing is "call animal control" despite my many mentions of them doing NOTHING. So whatever, think I'm a horrible person ABUSING this dog by giving him an allergy tablet out of desperation, I couldn't care less. I didn't realize PI was even more full of overly PC bleeding-heart holier-than-thou assholes than GBS, well except for Dr. Housecat, whose posts have made my eyes roll more than a pair of dice in Vegas. Peace out bitches.

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One More posted:

k. goodbye deek

goodbye helldump

goodbye to all, especially boniface, whose sexy smile in deek's avatar makes me feel happy inside.

goodbye....for now.

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EorayMel posted:

killaer posted:

I bite mine off. It's pretty hosed up but I basically bite the surface off and then see if I can essentially dig them out with my teeth. You'll know that it's working when you are taking bite and it's like this pyramidal stringy tissue. Hard to describe. I just dig em out with my teeth. Usually after a shower. They start healing, and after a day or two I dig em out again. Each time they heal over, they have less and less 'strength'. Eventually they dont grow back at all. Did this with like 3 warts on the side of my thumb a few years apart. It's pretty hosed up and they might be growing wart tree in my stomach now but gently caress it.

Kenning posted:

This may be a bit helldumpy, but whenever I see a poster from ye olden days I check their post history to see if they're still with us, and well:


This is from the "Warts" thread in the Goon Doctor.

Colonel Panic posted:

We have a lot of debates on these forums. Not just in D&D, but in almost every forum and sub-forum at Something Awful.

While we circlejerk each other over all manner of trivial things, there are several main issues that come up on a near daily basis as the subject for 5-9 page debates, especially in GBS. Evotution vs. Creationism, Religion vs. Atheism, Liberal vs. Conservatives..

My question to you guys is this: do you ever get a hardon because of what was said in any of these debates? Have you ever seen this happen? Have you ever been in the middle of one of the Creationism vs. Evolution circlejerks, and seen a supporter of evolutionary theory say, "creationists are dumb and your replies are giving me an erection". Have you ever been in the middle of one of the countless "Bush did X" threads and seen a liberal say "oh, wow, I was right, Bush is actually pretty loving stupid. ^_^"

I'm not trying to regurgitate the tireless "circlejerking on the internet is dumb lol" line. I'm honestly curious if any of you have actually cum to the "other side" because of these debates, or if you've ever seen it happen. If you have, provide a link!

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Kenning posted:

This may be a bit helldumpy, but whenever I see a poster from ye olden days I check their post history to see if they're still with us, and well:


This is from the "Warts" thread in the Goon Doctor.

DigitalRaven posted:

Only until you spit. Or swallow.

Phuzun posted:

https://i.imgur.com/6ZprK02.gifv

Woops

jetz0r posted:

Huffing solvents and smoking?

Dip Viscous posted:

WHAT!?

poo poo POST MALONE posted:

HUFFING SOLVENTS AND SMOKING

Yardbomb posted:

Listen, I just want a Kingdom Come movie complete with Shazam's huge dick looming over Superman looking square on in distress right in the center of the shot multiple times, if the movie has to be rated R then god wills it.

ManiacClown posted:

Holy drat. Just from that second picture you can tell Alex Ross must have never worked for UPS because of how lovingly and carefully he handled that package.

EorayMel posted:

At least there's no pictures/proof of it unlike keyboard goop.

But I digress.

BonHair posted:

Bush may have lost the election, but he won my erection!

Friend posted:

I'm pretty sure I've posted this before but I actually had a real doctor tell me to cut off warts and eat them to activate my immune system against them. Said he knew it worked for horses (no I was not at a vet) and it might be more reliable and less painful than freezing them off. Gross as hell and not comforting evidence behind it but I was like 10 and it worked like a charm.

Friend posted:

I'm pretty sure I've posted this before but I actually had a real doctor tell me to cut off warts and eat them to activate my immune system against them. Said he knew it worked for horses (no I was not at a vet) and it might be more reliable and less painful than freezing them off. Gross as hell and not comforting evidence behind it but I was like 10 and it worked like a charm.

Solice Kirsk posted:

Smoking is cool. That's never changed and never will.

christmas boots posted:

What's the deal with that 10th Doctor anyway?

christmas boots posted:

What's the deal with that 10th Doctor anyway?

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Eric Otherwise is a very "Bob Mortimer on WILTY" name.

Solice Kirsk posted:

Smoking is cool. That's never changed and never will.