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Captain Kosmos
Mar 28, 2010

think of it like the "Who's Who" of genitals

Vib Rib posted:

Is this a bit? It's clearly meant to evoke the yellow star nazis made Jews wear but since they're something else they just made it a 'regular' star. They understand the parallel and are banking on it and this lets them sidestep actual support or empathy for Jews.

I think it's this, it could have been cross or Jesus fish so they would also been attacking christians, but I guess thunking is too hard.

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Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Someone called Scott Adams "the worlds most divorced man" and that's all I can think of when it comes to him

Although to be fair Don Jr. gives him a run for that title

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

Rall: Don't Let the Lame Be the Enemy of the Good

Ted Rall posted:

New president Joe Biden signed a raft of executive orders which made big headlines but had very little practical effect.

First Dog on the Moon: How did we find things out before Google? Remember going to the library!?

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

Jin Wicked posted:

Is it okay for me to post this? I hope it's okay for me to post this.




Lol what other meaning could it have?

Captain Kosmos
Mar 28, 2010

think of it like the "Who's Who" of genitals

Samurai Sanders posted:

Lol what other meaning could it have?

They are special and should be loved and cherished? Same reason why army didn't want gays in army.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aotlEpmAFVQ

UltraShame
Nov 6, 2006

Vocabulum.
e: ^^^ "like a snow-white colt." - lmao

Agents are GO! posted:

I am not ready for kawaii McConnell. :stonk:



I assume the one in the middle is supposed to be AOC?

UltraShame fucked around with this message at 09:54 on Feb 5, 2021

Dwesa
Jul 19, 2016

Groovelord Neato posted:

He's legitimately the dumbest person in this space:

https://twitter.com/GPrime85/status/1347721573248212993?s=20

He recently made a tweet about how he's a centrist but the left has just gone so far off the deep end lmao
I am surprised they're not disrobed. Maybe it's privilege reserved only for cop heroines.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Samurai Sanders posted:

Lol what other meaning could it have?

In case anyone was wondering, no, it's not out of context, he's leading in to saying it's not worth it to explain to women why the pay gap is ~actually~ justified by a number of objective factors, because they'll just get irrationally angry at you when you own them with logic

toanoradian
May 31, 2011


The happiest waffligator

Trapezium Dave posted:

First Dog on the Moon: How did we find things out before Google? Remember going to the library!?


Faxing questions to universities that they legally have to answer within a time limit sounds super fun and useful, but I'm sure it'll be abused by people sending questions like "how will immigrants ruin this country".

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Vivian Darkbloom posted:



Back in 1807, politoons really made you think!

has it really been 213 years

You'd think people would have learned that McConnel will never act in good faith after the first couple decades.

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006



Wait, I’m confused. Wasn’t drinky duck just saying how much conservatives didn’t care about being banned from Twitter and in fact it was freeing last comic? Surly that Not Mad comic wasn’t him actually being Real Mad

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Samurai Sanders posted:

Lol what other meaning could it have?

Whenever Scott gets owned on Twitter he does that obnoxious thing where he says you didn't get it or explaining what he meant was beneath him. He's been corrected on his "Charlottesville hoax" thing a million times, will keep repeating it, and every time someone points out how he's wrong he just makes lame insults - once I saw him say "did a cat crawl across your keyboard" to someone who coherently explained why he was wrong.

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


Groovelord Neato posted:

Whenever Scott gets owned on Twitter he does that obnoxious thing where he says you didn't get it or explaining what he meant was beneath him. He's been corrected on his "Charlottesville hoax" thing a million times, will keep repeating it, and every time someone points out how he's wrong he just makes lame insults - once I saw him say "did a cat crawl across your keyboard" to someone who coherently explained why he was wrong.

This is a fairly standard ploy be fascists and nazis. Say your hosed up beliefs to try and outreach to people who might be swayed to your way of thinking then make fun of anyone who replies in an earnest attempt to refute them. It’s not even a recent advent with nazis on the internet. It’s always been their MO, Scott Adams is just an idiot who believes he somehow invented this discourse through his weird rear end thought beliefs

Willatron
Sep 22, 2009

Groovelord Neato posted:

Whenever Scott gets owned on Twitter he does that obnoxious thing where he says you didn't get it or explaining what he meant was beneath him. He's been corrected on his "Charlottesville hoax" thing a million times, will keep repeating it, and every time someone points out how he's wrong he just makes lame insults - once I saw him say "did a cat crawl across your keyboard" to someone who coherently explained why he was wrong.

I honestly don't know why anybody would follow a guy who openly admitted that when he's wrong he consciously just defaults to acting like he's right anyway, and this actually makes him smarter than the average person. Dude is proud not only of the fact he gas lights people but that he's really really bad at it.

Technowolf
Nov 4, 2009




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BrotherJayne
Nov 28, 2019

Do the slave owning states even have the dosh for that?

I thought most of those states were federal takers, not contributors

bandaid.friend
Apr 25, 2017

:obama:My first car was a stick:obama:

Trapezium Dave posted:

Rall: Don't Let the Lame Be the Enemy of the Good

In panel 3 Rall wants Biden to use a presidential order to end states' use of prisons and to pardon more than a million people for state misdemeanors. He chooses to carefully count how many federal workers are effected by this order and the number of prisons effected by that order, why doesn't he carefully count how many state prisons he can close or how many state pardons he can issue or how many state worker salaries he can affect?

Can Biden even order a minimum wage for non-government workers? That's a legislative matter, right? How many minimum wages can Biden affect by executive order? Is it only federal workers?

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017




Yeah, Mike. I was on the edge of my seat waiting to hear from the crack headed pillow salesman.

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012



wepawations fow slavewy owo

I'm so sorry

bandaid.friend
Apr 25, 2017

:obama:My first car was a stick:obama:

He was invited onto Newsmax specifically to talk about his twitter suspension but he wouldn't shut up about his idiot voting machine conspiracy that's getting Newsmax sued. The anchors tried desperately to get him to talk about about twitter, but he wouldn't shut up, and one anchor walked off the set rather than appear on a TV screen with him. This cartoon's exactly the opposite of what happened. I imagine Lester actually wants to complain pillow guy wasn't 'permitted' to talk about the voting machines, but he's concerned about getting sued too, so he won't actually mention the conspiracy in the cartoon

MechaCrash
Jan 1, 2013

Didn't they mute him while one of the anchors read a legal statement?

Normy
Jul 1, 2004

Do I Krushchev?



Not very busy at the unemployment office.

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story

A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:

In case anyone was wondering, no, it's not out of context, he's leading in to saying it's not worth it to explain to women why the pay gap is ~actually~ justified by a number of objective factors, because they'll just get irrationally angry at you when you own them with logic

I might as well post the rest of the quote which shows that even in context, this is the exact meaning.

Dilbertman posted:

The reality is that women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that children and the mentally handicapped are treated differently. It's just easier this way for everyone. You don't argue with a four-year old about why he shouldn't eat candy for dinner. You don't punch a mentally handicapped guy even if he punches you first. And you don't argue when a women tells you she's only making 80 cents to your dollar. It's the path of least resistance. You save your energy for more important battles.

But Scott Adams wants you to know he isn't saying women are like children or the mentally handicapped, he's just saying you should respond to them in the same way, by sighing and enduring their whining because you are the smart reasonable man, and they will never listen to your brilliant logic brain.

quote:

I realize I might take some heat for lumping women, children and the mentally handicapped in the same group. So I want to be perfectly clear. I'm not saying women are similar to either group. I'm saying that a man's best strategy for dealing with each group is disturbingly similar. If he's smart, he takes the path of least resistance most of the time, which involves considering the emotional realities of other people. A man only digs in for a good fight on the few issues that matter to him, and for which he has some chance of winning. This is a strategy that men are uniquely suited for because, on average, we genuinely don't care about 90% of what is happening around us.

He eventually pulled down the original blog post not because he realized "Oops that was a stupid thing to say" but because in his words,

quote:

This piece was designed for regular readers of The Scott Adams blog. That group has an unusually high reading comprehension level. In this case, the content of the piece inspires so much emotion in some readers that they literally can't understand it. The same would be true if the topic were about gun ownership or a dozen other topics. As emotion increases, reading comprehension decreases. This would be true of anyone, but regular readers of the Dilbert blog are pretty far along the bell curve toward rational thought, and relatively immune to emotional distortion.

Also just for fun, here's his logic for why men are just as oppressed as, or maybe even more oppressed than women are:

quote:

I'm sure women do have it worse than men in this country in lots of ways. But it isn’t a competition. My point is that the psychological state of American men in 2016 is one of persistent humiliation for simply being male. That sense of humiliation might be more imagined than real – which is not an important distinction – because either way it affects how people act.

"Women might have it worse in some ways, it's not a competition, but if it was men would win because we're just so oppressed purely because we're men! And even if we're not oppressed, it feels like we are, which is exactly as bad!"

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Screw it, let’s commit treason:

Ben Garrison posted:

The first editorial cartoon published in America was said to be penned by Benjamin Franklin himself. Its title, “Join or Die,” was used as an inspirational meme during the Revolutionary War. The early American states had to combine in order to defeat British tyranny.

Now we have an illegitimate regime in Washington D.C.

After stealing the election, the Democrat Socialists are now coming after Trump supporters, whom they consider ‘terrorists.’ They lie and say we are trying to kill them while they actively marginalize roughly half the country as enemy combatants. They’re even censuring a lawfully-elected representative, Marjorie Taylor Greene. Even many of her fellow Republicans (RINOs) have denounced her. Why? Because she supported Donald Trump a bit too vociferously.

As socialists, the Democrats naturally hate Christianity. It’s predictable. They want to destroy our culture, our economy, and our freedom including freedom of religion. Yes, that will be extinguished too. Communists want to be worshipped and they will permit only their own religion, the worship of the state.

The Biden regime is quickly undoing President Trump’s accomplishments, while telling us we need to wear two to three masks at once. Biden and his comrades love the masks because they are symbols of submission–even though they do more harm than the virus itself. Masks cause bacterial pneumonia and impede oxygen flow to the brain. It’s not about health, though. Not really. What the socialists want is medical tyranny. They want us to pay for unlimited and even late-term abortion even if we disagree with the practice. They want us jabbed with deadly vaccines containing aborted fetal tissue. It’s not science, it’s ghoulishness.

They want to destroy our economy—especially our oil industry. They want open borders. Those in power are globalists, not nationalists. They talk about spreading ‘democracy,’ which really means they want to spread socialism. They have destroyed our Republic.

They have also destroyed our free speech and now they want to take away our guns. One way is through ‘licensing,’ which involves getting evaluated by government psychiatrists who will judge our mental competency before granting us the right to own a firearm. My guess is they will be very picky about doling out approval—especially to conservatives. Regardless, we all already have a license—it’s called the Second Amendment. The socialist control freaks are constantly working to infringe upon it.

What the socialist Democrats are doing is far worse than what we rebelled against with the British.
Therefore, the best solution may be ‘un-join and live.’ States should consider seceding from the unrecognizable and incredibly corrupt political hot mess that used to be our country. Why send money derived from our hard-earned labor to traitorous criminals back east? Why let our young citizens get sent to insane foreign wars to fight and die in order to fatten the wallets of the military industrial complex? Why pay money and respect to corrupt security agencies, courts, and politicians who hate us and deserve our contempt? Why be chained to the evil Federal Reserve?

Yes, the time has come for the red states to secede. Perhaps Montana can join with the Wyoming, the Dakotas, Idaho, as well as the eastern parts of Washington and Oregon. We can use gold and silver as a basis for a new currency. Northern California can separate from the insane leftist Hell scape that Southern California is becoming. Maybe states in the south such as Arkansas, Kentucky, Tennessee, Alabama, and West Virginia can all work together as well.

The key is getting ONE state to start to the process and that needs to be Texas. The Lone Star state should seceded and regain its independence. The Republic of Texas! Now that has a good ring to it.

Secede or Die!
I hope the second Reconstruction goes better than the first.

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



if it's just inciting others it's simple sedition, not treason

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



also is it weird that he made a specific exception for northern california as an honorary member of the second confederacy, or is that region known for being a lot redder than southern california?

Dirk the Average
Feb 7, 2012

"This may have been a mistake."

Cowcaster posted:

also is it weird that he made a specific exception for northern california as an honorary member of the second confederacy, or is that region known for being a lot redder than southern california?

The population centers in California are all pretty liberal, and are basically all coastal. Inland areas of California, especially the central valley, tend to trend more conservative, especially as the population density decreases. Population density maps of California are interesting, because you see the number of people in the state and think about how it makes sense that such a large state has so many people, and then quickly realize that almost all of them are packed into a very small area along the coast.

Colander Crotch
Nov 24, 2005

I- I don't even know what you just called me!
Ok so someone help me figure this out. Is it Texas that is succeeding? Because it is still just as cut into pieces, which means that Texas will still also die without the rest.

Finally nice to see Washington state get some recognition.

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


Pants Donkey posted:

Screw it, let’s commit treason:

I hope the second Reconstruction goes better than the first.

First off, this is some great cope from Zyklon Ben. He’s already invented a whole monetary for his imaginary rebel confederacy :laffo: but this is my favorite part that people who want the south to leave union always spout

“Zyklon Ben” posted:

Therefore, the best solution may be ‘un-join and live.’ States should consider seceding from the unrecognizable and incredibly corrupt political hot mess that used to be our country. Why send money derived from our hard-earned labor to traitorous criminals back east?

Might wanna take a look at what states actually send money to prop up other states :v:

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

Colander Crotch posted:

Ok so someone help me figure this out. Is it Texas that is succeeding? Because it is still just as cut into pieces, which means that Texas will still also die without the rest.

Finally nice to see Washington state get some recognition.

We can definitely add "snakes" to the big list of "things Garrison doesn't understand."

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!

Dr. VooDoo posted:

First off, this is some great cope from Zyklon Ben. He’s already invented a whole monetary for his imaginary rebel confederacy :laffo: but this is my favorite part that people who want the south to leave union always spout


Might wanna take a look at what states actually send money to prop up other states :v:

I was reading a thread on Patriots.win the other day (nee TheDonald.win) saying that since CA buys water from neighboring red states, they should set up an embargo and starve the commies out. They might want to stop and consider what an agricultural trade war with California would look like...

Electric Phantasm
Apr 7, 2011

YOSPOS

"Inspirational meme"

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Steve Bell on the Northern Ireland protocol furore – Arlene Foster, leader of the DUP, has urged Boris Johnson to scrap parts of the protocol after Brexit-related food shortages in the region"

Telegraph:

‘Pandemic burnout’ on rise as latest Covid lockdowns take toll

Matt:


Independent:


Times:

After Gillray.
Bonus! Morland's animated cartoon.

Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Keir Starmer's patriotism

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Twelve by Pies posted:

I might as well post the rest of the quote which shows that even in context, this is the exact meaning.

That whole blog post boils down to "male privilege fuckin kicks rear end, my dudes"

Jin Wicked
Jul 4, 2007

Well, I never!

Twelve by Pies posted:

But Scott Adams wants you to know he isn't saying women are like children or the mentally handicapped, he's just saying you should respond to them in the same way, by sighing and enduring their whining because you are the smart reasonable man, and they will never listen to your brilliant logic brain.

I enjoyed the irony? of him mansplaining to me, a woman, that I misinterpreted that particular quote.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Is Matt the British Stantis? I mean, he’s faaaar too opinionated to be an exact copy of vague legend Stantis. Maybe the UK JRRose, who abandoned us to focus on a zombie comic from literally a century ago?

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Pants Donkey posted:

Screw it, let’s commit treason:

I hope the second Reconstruction goes better than the first.

That's a mutant two headed snake, probably not fit to survive, cut into pieces or not. AGC.

Raised By Birds
May 5, 2013

I'm sure Dallas, Houston, San Antonio, El Paso, Austin, and the rest of the 46.5% of the state that voted for Biden will sign right up for the Neo Confederacy alongside East Washington, East Oregon and North California.

It'll all be worth it to, uh, tie currency to precious metals again.

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