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7 RING SHRIMP posted:SUCK MY DICK AND EAT MY rear end FROM THE BACK Hey Tom congrats on the 7th!
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7 RING SHRIMP posted:SUCK MY DICK AND EAT MY rear end FROM THE BACK hey dad
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7 RING SHRIMP posted:SUCK MY DICK AND EAT MY rear end FROM THE BACK Yessssssssssssssssss X RING SHRIMP IS BACK BIZNATCHES
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# ? Feb 8, 2021 14:06 |
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Da shrimpman returns
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# ? Feb 8, 2021 14:30 |
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Tom Brady does more with his Adrenochrome than any of our politicians.
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# ? Feb 8, 2021 14:43 |
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What a great, great day.
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# ? Feb 8, 2021 15:18 |
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7 RING SHRIMP posted:SUCK MY DICK AND EAT MY rear end FROM THE BACK It was all worth it for shrimp being back
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# ? Feb 8, 2021 15:32 |
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Athanatos posted:It was all worth it for shrimp being back
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# ? Feb 8, 2021 15:33 |
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Magnetic North posted:I like the narrative that "Tom Brady cements legacy with 7th super bowl" etc. Like, the foundation is already there and it's accepted by anyone who's not being obdurate. This is more like filling the entire first floor of the already constructed and engineer-certified legacy building with cement. Tom Brady adds garish extension to palatial mansion, totally clashes with existing style, still everyone loves it.
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# ? Feb 8, 2021 15:58 |
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It looks like Tom is still being disrespected and needs me to step in and defend his honor. What I find so laughable about the moronic system QB argument, which isn’t even an “argument” in a strict sense but just the occasional poster invoking those two magic words as a way to avoid actually saying anything substantive, is that even if that were the case, nobody seems to be able to explain what that system is. Tom has played through, and indeed become the archetype for several eras of offensive football philosophy. The first dynasty, before Brady was Brady, had a completely different play style than than 2006-2010 years, which was again phased out for the 2011-2016 years, which then pivoted again for his final years in NE. If he’s a system QB, he’s a system QB who can apparently play in many systems, many of which were designed and perfected by him. Like, doesn’t it speak volumes that the Patriots went through like 4 major stylistic iterations and Tom took them to Super Bowls in each phase?
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# ? Feb 8, 2021 16:19 |
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I think what's frustrating about Tom Brady is how insanely lucky he is in addition to being incredible at football. People often defensively want to shut down any discussion of his good fortune as others trying to be dismissive of his contributions (and that's fair enough, people are often trying to be dismissive), but when there are important games balancing on the point of needing one unlikely thing to happen, it just goes his way so often. And many times it's not even something he has any control over, just a weird defensive play, poor decision making by the opposing team, whatever, it just works out, and then he's very good at football and capitalizes on that fortune of course, which I'm not denying is a huge part of the equation. It's just annoying when someone is both extremely good and extremely lucky, but that's how records are set I suppose.
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He’s also had weird bad luck in his super bowl loses.
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# ? Feb 8, 2021 16:39 |
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:He’s also had weird bad luck in his super bowl loses. eli manning was born with a vestigial horseshoe and was swaddled with a blanket woven out of four leaf clovers you can't compete with that
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Athanatos posted:
I could go for a “GOAT LOAD” tag
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# ? Feb 8, 2021 16:43 |
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Jivesauce posted:I think what's frustrating about Tom Brady is how insanely lucky he is in addition to being incredible at football. People often defensively want to shut down any discussion of his good fortune as others trying to be dismissive of his contributions (and that's fair enough, people are often trying to be dismissive), but when there are important games balancing on the point of needing one unlikely thing to happen, it just goes his way so often. And many times it's not even something he has any control over, just a weird defensive play, poor decision making by the opposing team, whatever, it just works out, and then he's very good at football and capitalizes on that fortune of course, which I'm not denying is a huge part of the equation. This is very true. What’s crazy is that because of the razor thin margins, it’s easy see how Brady could’ve gone 7-2 in SBs but with different wins and losses. Beating NYG and losing to SEA or whatever, for instance. Losing to ATL but beating PHL. You absolutely cannot win 7 SBs without some luck, but you gotta get to 10 SBs in the first place, which isn’t a mere matter of luck (as you stated)
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# ? Feb 8, 2021 16:48 |
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the real bummer of Brady is that his last two SBs have been pretty bad games, while before that every game was a classic this is his fault, as he got full booking control before the 2019 season
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# ? Feb 8, 2021 16:51 |
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let us cleanse ourselves in the goat load
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# ? Feb 8, 2021 16:51 |
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Congrats to Tom Brady for striking a blow for social justice. Perhaps this will raise awareness and spur the Chiefs to change their racist name.
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# ? Feb 8, 2021 17:07 |
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Was thinking about Jerry Rice and how he's not that great. He wasn't the fastest. He wasn't the biggest or strongest. He didn't have the best hands - sure his were great but even today there are players who have better hands than him. Yeah sure he racked up a lot of big gaudy counting stats cause he played so long. But he wasn't really exceptionally great at any one thing in a special way, AND he got to play with some all time great QBs. So when you think about it, Jerry Rice is really not special.
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The Goat Load is in the ad rotation
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# ? Feb 8, 2021 20:57 |
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Tom Brady has no peers, living or dead, lol
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# ? Feb 8, 2021 21:59 |
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this basically summarizes the last 15 pages of the aftermath thread
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# ? Feb 8, 2021 22:01 |
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This is so good https://defector.com/tom-brady-is-just-loving-impossible/ quote:I’ve grown so accustomed to the inevitability of Tom Brady over the past two decades that the never-ending, near cosmic unlikelihood of his accomplishments has yet to really sink in. Brady has become such a persistent—and often really loving annoying—presence in every American’s life that it’s very easy to find reasons to despise him. And, more importantly, to discredit him. I’m a longtime veteran of the Brady Hatin’ Society, so I have all these reasons etched into the walls of my quarantine cave. He ain’t played nobody. He bought off the refs (especially in the first half last night). He’s TOTALLY on roids. Artisanal roids. Way better roids than all the other players get. He’s a smiley MAGA fuckhead. And he deflated footballs that one time, which didn’t make a loving difference at all but which I still held against him because it was fun to do so.
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# ? Feb 8, 2021 22:04 |
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7 RING SHRIMP posted:SUCK MY DICK AND EAT MY rear end FROM THE BACK All hail Tom Brady
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# ? Feb 8, 2021 22:04 |
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there will be a tom gronkowski, or tonk, in the league
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# ? Feb 8, 2021 22:06 |
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what loving dork wrote this now is the time to dig in harder than ever
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Ehud posted:what loving dork wrote this The first step is acceptance.
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# ? Feb 8, 2021 22:09 |
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people all over the globe are finding their own ways to celebrate tom brady https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AslhRtTdKSw
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Reminder that Brady is also going to pass Brees for all-time passing yards leader next year
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7 RING SHRIMP posted:SUCK MY DICK AND EAT MY rear end FROM THE BACK welcome back, my lord
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https://twitter.com/bostonsportsinf/status/1358793199297441799
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3 DONG HORSE posted:I'm rooting for Brady this year because I don't want Mahomes to ever beat his old rear end in the big game, ever. Need the asterisk on Mahomes goatness. Thanks Brady
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# ? Feb 8, 2021 23:05 |
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3 DONG HORSE posted:Thanks Brady Mahomes in two Super Bowls has thrown 2 TDs and 4 INTs and has a QB rating under 60.
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# ? Feb 8, 2021 23:07 |
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He's a cylon.
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# ? Feb 8, 2021 23:08 |
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https://twitter.com/iamTannenbaum/status/1358639616467890176 Notice that through all the changes his forehead remains in its normal god given size and shape.
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# ? Feb 8, 2021 23:11 |
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god drat he’s had so much work done spend more time in the playbook and less under the knife IMHO
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# ? Feb 8, 2021 23:53 |
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Ehud posted:god drat he’s had so much work done agreed, he should work harder to win more super bowls
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He looks the same, find a newslant
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