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mennoknight
Nov 24, 2003

I WILL JUST EAT ONE MORE SANDWICH
OH MY HEAD EXPLORDED I'M JAY FATSTER
lots of posts about Mike Smith on here. I'm watching this Oilers Senators game and it is loving trash garbage rear end hockey

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Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons




mennoknight posted:

lots of posts about Mike Smith on here. I'm watching this Oilers Senators game and it is loving trash garbage rear end hockey

Every clip I see makes me think it is Globetrotters hockey but both teams are the opponent

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it


He got walked by McGinn on the tying goal but...uhh...we jeed the fire power so put him back out tia.

Koopa Kid
Aug 21, 2007



Leafs win :siren:



Vancouver really didn’t want to get run over again and it was obvious but... yeah

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

The saviour Mike Smith held the Sens to 0 goals and 1 Oilers own goal tonight. The season is saved! He totally won't blow this on Thursday against the Habs*!

* - assuming Koskinen starts tomorrow

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

This one's for you, Good Soldier Svejk:

https://twitter.com/HeresYourReplay/status/1358968349678587907

...or whichever member of PAS said they were excited to see Roslovic live up to top 6 C potential with the Jackets.

e- Better version.

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 03:41 on Feb 9, 2021

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

Imagine thinking preferring THE SAVIOUR to Mikko Koskinen is a weird take.

pseudodragon
Jun 16, 2007


Koopa Kid posted:

Leafs win :siren:



Vancouver really didn’t want to get run over again and it was obvious but... yeah

After the previous 2 games, the Leafs figured they didn’t actually need to waste energy for the full 60 minutes and decided to figure out exactly how many minutes they actually need to show up in order to win against the Canucks.

The answer is about 5.

z0331
Oct 2, 2003

Holtby thy name

bub spank posted:

Ceci losing the puck to a player without a stick, meet

https://twitter.com/sensprospects/status/1358959644815880194?s=21

Huh. I didn’t know I played in the nhl.

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

https://twitter.com/wyshynski/status/1358974080821719041

hmm, yeah, okay Torts, whatever you say

FBS
Apr 27, 2015

The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.


Laine, buddy, I still love you, I'm sorry this is happening to you. But it's amazing to watch.

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002




That is some poo poo rear end defence by Brett "Worth More than William Nylander" Pesce and Ryan "Future Minnesota Wild #1C" Dzingel.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

CBJSprague24 posted:

This one's for you, Good Soldier Svejk:

https://twitter.com/HeresYourReplay/status/1358968349678587907

...or whichever member of PAS said they were excited to see Roslovic live up to top 6 C potential with the Jackets.

e- Better version.

Good god he's going to be the best deal throw-in since Matt Niskanen

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
To be fair Laine has only scored 3 goals over 3.5 games so a benching is the only reasonable solution imo

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Nice goal horn guys. Is that the one they play when there's a guy swimming in the crease?

https://streamable.com/x5m9gp

(needs audio, but maybe notch your volume down first)

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

xzzy posted:

Nice goal horn guys. Is that the one they play when there's a guy swimming in the crease?

https://streamable.com/x5m9gp

(needs audio, but maybe notch your volume down first)

All teams need to run their goal horns through an Amiga it's a new rule

Jhet
Jun 3, 2013

eXXon posted:

Ryan "Future Minnesota Wild #1C" Dzingel.

Please no. They only have 2 decent centers the way it is.

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
i think the blues lead the league for most game tying goals given up with under 5 seconds left in the game. truly pathetic poo poo

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Jhet posted:

Please no. They only have 2 decent centers the way it is.

You mean the Wild or the Canes?

Jhet
Jun 3, 2013

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

You mean the Wild or the Canes?

The wild, we don’t need more bad centers in MN.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land





Countdown to Laine trade in 3 2 1

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


Torts is such a loving clown. He's just pretending to be Kurt Russell as Herb Brooks I don't know how his players take him seriously

DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug

that seems quick. way to show confidence in your new star player I guess.

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

https://twitter.com/FriedgeHNIC/status/1358998294274408449

sleep with the vicious
Apr 2, 2010
Maybe Laine hates the cbj right wingers too so that's why torts benched him (that's a joke, as is the benching unless it's for something serious off ice which lol of course it's not)

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

https://twitter.com/cspotweet/status/1358953195410628608

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

xzzy posted:

Nice goal horn guys. Is that the one they play when there's a guy swimming in the crease?

https://streamable.com/x5m9gp

(needs audio, but maybe notch your volume down first)

They changed their goal horn to that static you sometimes get when plugging in speakers? :wtc: :stonk:

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007




and yet every time we hear about a player being benched for 30 minutes of the game, its always torts. this man must love his players to so powerfully overthrow his internal urges and still repeatedly bench them

Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way

xzzy posted:

Nice goal horn guys. Is that the one they play when there's a guy swimming in the crease?

https://streamable.com/x5m9gp

(needs audio, but maybe notch your volume down first)

Ah, the siren song of the Vengaboys

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



https://twitter.com/shaun_cameron/status/1359010935621316608

"No Way To Prevent This," Says Only Coach Who Makes This Regularly Happen

e: in non-shitposting content, this random analytics guy on twitter made some points that i liked because they backed up the pre-conceived notions that i internally held prior to seeking out further information:
https://twitter.com/JFreshHockey/status/1358968489579544577

The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

1st team all star
+
2nd degree manslaughter
=
3rd world clothing line
Winnipeg refused to play Roslovic in the top 6 so he requests a trade. Pierre-Luc Dubois’ winger tonight on the 2nd line: Trevor Lewis

Blackbelt Bobman
Jul 17, 2004

I don't need friends! I've been
manipulatin' you since the start!
All so I can something,
something X-Blade!


Ginette Reno posted:

How couldn't on ice transmission be a thing? A bunch of athletes skating at high speeds breathing hard and the refs often being right next to them.

I wanted to answer this with actual quotes from people.

The NHL:

https://twitter.com/buffalovogl/status/1357049041562009608?s=21

NHLPA:

https://twitter.com/buffalovogl/status/1357485625285480450?s=21

Gerblederp
Dec 4, 2009


lmao what a load of poo poo

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


https://twitter.com/IneffectiveMath/status/1359132512455393280


congrats sens AS

Duck Rodgers
Oct 9, 2012

The Dirty Burger posted:

Winnipeg refused to play Roslovic in the top 6 so he requests a trade. Pierre-Luc Dubois’ winger tonight on the 2nd line: Trevor Lewis

To be fair, he had a lot of good players ahead of him. I think the problem is more that Maurice insisted on using his third line as a shutdown line, and playing his fourth line 6 minutes a game. So players like roslovic, petan etc who aren't good enough yet to displace guys in the top 6 and aren't defensive enough for the 3rd line end up up playing 6 minutes with Chris thorburn, Matt hendricks or gabriel bourque. Not exactly a great situation for developing offensive talent

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Aye Doc posted:

e: in non-shitposting content, this random analytics guy on twitter made some points that i liked because they backed up the pre-conceived notions that i internally held prior to seeking out further information:
https://twitter.com/JFreshHockey/status/1358968489579544577

Jarmo targeted guys who can score because Torts' plan does not work.

rex rabidorum vires
Mar 26, 2007

KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN

Reminder the CDC still hasn't stated that Covid is predominantly transmitted via aerosolization despite mountains of evidence for it. So the NHL is just following the leader.


Sure whatever. This could be great content.

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

Benning's job is going to be saved by a league wide covid shutdown, isn't it?

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


If you like absolutely loaded prospect pipelines that never move up to the NHL team, then Ron is 100% your guy.

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Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



ThinkTank posted:

Benning's job is going to be saved by a league wide covid shutdown, isn't it?

what makes you believe the league is willing to shut it down

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