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Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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the sad fact is that if they were just controlled op youd probably like them more. They also have baked bean brains.

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Homora Gaykemi
Apr 30, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

Rubellavator posted:

sometimes i wonder if the dems are a controlled opposition or just really dumb

Por que no los dos

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


is the cum jar guy cumtrolled opposition

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Nichael posted:

Do you think the Biden cum jar guy just kind of begrudgingly jerks off, because he has to?

I think the Biden cum jar guy actually is Shia LaBoeuf and this is all some bizarre performance art piece

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014


What? So they can classify it for 15 years?

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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he has taken on the yoke of a powerful highly visible cum jar, im sure the cumjar runs that dudes life now

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Nichael posted:

Do you think the Biden cum jar guy just kind of begrudgingly jerks off, because he has to?

It's not fun anymore. It's just a job now.

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Umm how do u know cum jar guy isn't Donald Johnald trump?

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


[me, after a three hour meditation to unlock the highest plane of wokeness]

excuse me, can we please have less white men with cum jars and more womxn making artisanal cum jars?

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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Its porn when we make cum jars apparently

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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i could live off cum jar money if it were legal here

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum
Happy Valentines Day political intrigue cum thread

:nws: https://i.imgur.com/zPIsaCi.gif :nws:

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!
Ultra Carp

Lux Animus posted:

Happy Valentines Day political intrigue cum thread

:nws: https://i.imgur.com/zPIsaCi.gif :nws:

man and I thought the new matrix sequel was gonna suck :munch:

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Vim Fuego posted:

man and I thought the new matrix sequel was gonna suck :munch:

Oh it will! :v:

Jay-V
Nov 8, 2009
cumjar is a psyop to make me look forward to each new day of the biden administration

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Stinky Wizzleteats posted:

the sad fact is that if they were just controlled op youd probably like them more. They also have baked bean brains.

Please do not impugne baked beans like this. They are a healthy and potentially cruelty free dish that do not deserve to be compared to the brains of prominent democrats

Il Federale
Oct 10, 2012



stellers bae posted:

here we go again

first as tragedy then as farce

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

spacetoaster posted:

What? So they can classify it for 15 years?

yeah i dont think any of us had a very high opinion of how the liberals interpreted nine eleven but events since the insurrection gave shown that its a far more shallow cargo cult understanding than we could have ever possibly guessed

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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beans are good for a snack but bad if u have them inside your skull in lieu of a regular brain

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Stinky Wizzleteats posted:

beans are good for a snack but bad if u have them inside your skull in lieu of a regular brain

Got an any scientific proof of this assertion?

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
Probation
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no

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Me, lentils sloshing around where an inferior brain that only ever made me sad should be: "lmao owned"

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!
Ultra Carp

Epic High Five posted:

Me, lentils sloshing around where an inferior brain that only ever made me sad should be: "lmao owned"

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Rubellavator posted:

sometimes i wonder if the dems are a controlled opposition or just really dumb

Why not both???

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Epic High Five posted:

Me, lentils sloshing around where an inferior brain that only ever made me sad should be: "lmao owned"

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Homora Gaykemi posted:

Por que no los dos

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
Probation
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i mean theyd probably get away with even more rapes and wars with normal brains so in this case them beans are really saving a lot of rear end

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

e: nvm

wait ARE lentils beans? gently caress

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



:lentilthunk:

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Lentils belong in my mouth

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Cum jar belongs in my mouth.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Nichael posted:

Cum jar belongs in my mouth.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Ptolemaic

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

ah so this is what its like to post in a thread thats regularly moderated

i hate this place

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

Stinky Wizzleteats posted:

beans are good for a snack but bad if u have them inside your skull in lieu of a regular brain

extremely problematic anti beanbrain bias. not a good look. nope.

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Some Guy TT posted:

ah so this is what its like to post in a thread thats regularly moderated

i hate this place

I do what I can for it but this thread is dire

Raiad
Feb 1, 2005

Without the law, there wouldn't be lawyers.


titty_baby_ posted:

Cum jar guy is ducklo

no, cum jar guy is clearly bates

PoontifexMacksimus
Feb 14, 2012


Oh poo poo, that's some great Democratic strategizing right there, that's the stuff

Had forgotten about OFA!!

PoontifexMacksimus
Feb 14, 2012

https://twitter.com/shalashaska098/status/1349381168425218050?s=19

kissing ducklo
embed with a ducklo

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

https://twitter.com/TripleEsquad/status/1361085321190998018

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Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

i voted for biden but i would never storm a building for him would be a perfect succ zone title but it feels so out of place here

drat you mods

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