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fizzymercy posted:Chefkoch! I totally forgot about that site. I have so many weird salats saved from there. I got super into making lunch salads for work and I gotta say the Germans deliver on salad recipes. But they're ugly things.
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HookedOnChthonics posted:i treat my mandoline like a goddamn lightsaber, thing came in the box with this style warning label on a separate sheet on top of everything else and i 100% believe it: At some point after cleaning my mandolin, my roommate stuck it in a ziploc storage bag, which is a drat good idea for storing these things. It's also exactly how I'm going to store the blades on my dicey boi
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German salads remind me of my step-mom. She loves salads. She specifically likes to make "everything in the house" salads and it's basically a base of various greens with every drat thing in the kitchen added. Fruit? Chop it up. Veggies? Throw them in. Canned beans, olives, etc? Toss it in. Any meats? Shred it up and add it. Top it all off with a huge scoop of cottage cheese and sunflower seeds and dress with Newman's Own Olive oil and vinegar. Most of the time I'm down with about 75% of her ingredients but she will just keep adding poo poo until it's a heaping pile in the biggest bowl we own and it looks scary when she mixes it. Like lettuce themed vomit. And I'm not crazy about things like olives and kidney beans with mandarin orange slices or whatever weird combos she comes up with. side note: Newman's Own Olive oil and vinegar dressing is the best salad dressing ever. I would eat it on saw dust but I wouldn't eat one of my step-mom's salad monsters.
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Iron Crowned posted:At some point after cleaning my mandolin, my roommate stuck it in a ziploc storage bag, which is a drat good idea for storing these things. Just use one of these: 
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gschmidl posted:Just use one of these: A severed human hand comes in useful more often than you'd think
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You can cook the hand after
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KataraniSword posted:Unhinge your jaw and eat the entire glass like a snake or River City Ransom character. Eat like snake! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qxIcKolzdU
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https://twitter.com/goodlawyernac/status/1361770192393527297
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So what's the freezing point of olive oil anyway
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Slightly higher than water, so not a temperature you want in your house E: like you can freeze it in your refrigerator to edutain your quarantined kids
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:Slightly higher than water, so not a temperature you want in your house Yeah, I keep homemade olive oil/red wine vin dressing in the fridge and the oil freezes.
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fizzymercy posted:Chefkoch! I totally forgot about that site. I have so many weird salats saved from there. I got super into making lunch salads for work and I gotta say the Germans deliver on salad recipes. But they're ugly things.
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DrBouvenstein posted:Eat like snake! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8V7XV8hjDs&t=562s
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 google tells me that the freezing point of Olive Oil is 42.I've got some coconut oil that's been frozen for months.
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Iron Crowned posted:
I mean 42 in your house for a day and a half is still pretty bad to experience
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gschmidl posted:Just use one of these: My cut-resistant glove has a hole at one of the fingertips, thanks to my mandolin. Well, had, I sewed it up of course.
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The Bloop posted:I mean 42 in your house for a day and a half is still pretty bad to experience It's been 41-61f in my house for three days, can confirm. The only reprieve is the sun and frankly I think it took a vacation to Cancun with Ted Cruz.
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Ah new thread! I was slowly working my way through the old one so could never share some of my more interesting food. Hoping that's allowed... Did save this one though, just because it looks so unappetising. 
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CannonFodder posted:Much like this thread has no pizza rules, Germany has no salad rules.
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drrockso20 posted:I mean I've been stabbed by a spoon before so from my perspective at least pretty much anything in a kitchen can easily become a lethal weapon with enough force and/or imagination applied in their use I see you've played knifey-spoony before
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My Lovely Horse posted:This from the country where a salad is a whipped cream gelatin dessert with candy bars.
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My Lovely Horse posted:This from the country where a salad is a whipped cream gelatin dessert with candy bars. that's as far as I can tell a largely Midwestern-exclusive use of the word, and by and large their cuisine is to be mocked from a safe distance. the gelatin salad is the worst salad, but this is the Wurstsalat   https://www.daringgourmet.com/swiss-wurstsalat-sausage-salad/
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'pickle + cheese + meat' is a regular 'aimlessly opening the fridge' snack for me so wurst salad sounds good as poo poo
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Wurstsalat is good poo poo. Put it on top lettuce if you don't like the Euro definition of salad. E: I guess it's not just Germany that does amazing things with sausage salads.
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Salad is literally just an uncombined mix of different pieces of food, typically served cold or room temperature and dressed. That's what salad means. There is no salad rule that says it has to be "healthy" or be mostly vegetables or any of that poo poo. Potato salad is salad. Wurstsalat is salad. It's all salad. Also both of those are good you prudes.
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:Salad is literally just an uncombined mix of different pieces of food, typically served cold or room temperature and dressed. That's what salad means. There is no salad rule that says it has to be "healthy" or be mostly vegetables or any of that poo poo. so, sushi is a salad
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:Also both of those are good you prudes. They're just the start.   
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Feb 18, 2021 19:47
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Per wiki: quote:A salad is a dish consisting of mixed pieces of food, sometimes with at least one raw ingredient. It is often dressed, and is typically served at room temperature or chilled, though some can be served warm. Therefore, chili is a salad.
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Johnny Truant posted:so, sushi is a salad If you mixed up rice, soy sauce, fish, and whatever else in a bowl, yes. Sushi isn't mixed. This is the hill I die on. Salads.
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Daktar posted:Per wiki: Interestingly, that makes salad composed of a single type of salad not salad, unless it's implied they can all be the same piece of food, in which case almost everything is a salad.
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:If you mixed up rice, soy sauce, fish, and whatever else in a bowl, yes. Sushi isn't mixed. whoa, you didn't say anything about a bowl. i'll allow it, though. is cereal a salad, then?
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gschmidl posted:Interestingly, that makes salad composed of a single type of salad not salad, unless it's implied they can all be the same piece of food, in which case almost everything is a salad. Yes, I'd argue that eating whole leaves of plain lettuce isn't salad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-4hAFrzfdI
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A bowl of mixed nuts is a salad
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Johnny Truant posted:
At least one fresh ingredient  If you add milk, it's a soup or a stew. Skip the milk and add enough fresh fruit and it becomes a salad.
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axolotl farmer posted:At least one fresh ingredient sometimes with at least one raw ingredient
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Feb 18, 2021 20:32
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Salad, proposed definition: Any dish not considered a pudding
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Feb 18, 2021 20:34
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:If you mixed up rice, soy sauce, fish, and whatever else in a bowl, yes. Sushi isn't mixed. Somebody hasn't met chirashi-don (which is exactly that thing)
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axolotl farmer posted:At least one fresh ingredient Are you telling me my cereal isn't farm to table Okay okay, poutine is a salad
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:If you mixed up rice, soy sauce, fish, and whatever else in a bowl, yes. Sushi isn't mixed. Didn't realize that poke being a salad was a controversial opinion.
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