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alexandriao


i have a plan to sell you for one million dollar but if you implement it you will get billion dollar in return guaranteed patent pending

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alexandriao


i can tell you but only if you agree not to sell this idea or tell anyone else who is writing a book

alexandriao


because they will steal my book and get billion dollar and then we will not get billion dollar and will be sad

Manifisto


sorry op I already bought this "plan" and what I received was one billion doll hairs. I tried to set up a doll wig factory with them but I promptly got shut down by Big Wig. (Little Big Wig to be precise, regular Big Wig is for regular wigs.)


ty nesamdoom!

RickRogers

Woh, is that a thing I like??

Manifisto posted:

sorry op I already bought this "plan" and what I received was one billion doll hairs. I tried to set up a doll wig factory with them but I promptly got shut down by Big Wig. (Little Big Wig to be precise, regular Big Wig is for regular wigs.)

How many wigs could big wig wig, if a big wig could wig bigs?

Answer: I don't know, maybe 3, but watership down is still, like, a great book that taught me a lot about the cruelties of man and the world, and yet with the love that binds us we can overcome and you know what I think that was very valuable growing up, despite the horrible things it conveyed.


Gramps


where do i send my bitcoins

alexandriao


Manifisto posted:

sorry op I already bought this "plan" and what I received was one billion doll hairs. I tried to set up a doll wig factory with them but I promptly got shut down by Big Wig. (Little Big Wig to be precise, regular Big Wig is for regular wigs.)

im sorry friend but my plan is only to do with writers and writing people and i dont really understand who you bought that from but i am unhappy that they ripped you ofd

alexandriao


ok so my idea is a bit tricky to explain but i will try to explain my idea and then we will get billion dollar and be happy so my idea is this and the idea is that you as a character to the book you are writing named Alexandria that can do a lot of cool things including breaking the fourth wall (because she is very strong and had big muscles and infinity strength like they measures it and the dial broke) and can even have the special power of tying shoelaces which nobody else can do because it's set in the past so nobody aside from boat people knows how to tie knots and maybe they are really impressed that she knows how to tie knots adn a guy who is a ship person walks past and say s that is the best knot i have ever seen hands down. also she could ve vert depressed like a sleeping dragon except instead of money she has girls and she just sleeps on top of them but also she is rich and powerful too so she just appears and gives the main character ten dollars and tells the audience that thats their book purchase and the audience or reader laugh at that and are happy which makes them want to recommend jt to their friends and say "hey this is a good book but yoy hsve to buy it to get the joke". i think that would be a cool idea and it gusratee get you big money profits next day after selling book but please dont steal it because it is my original jdea patent pending

RickRogers

Woh, is that a thing I like??

alexandriao posted:

ok so my idea is a bit tricky to explain but i will try to explain my idea and then we will get billion dollar and be happy so my idea is this and the idea is that you as a character to the book you are writing named Alexandria that can do a lot of cool things including breaking the fourth wall (because she is very strong and had big muscles and infinity strength like they measures it and the dial broke) and can even have the special power of tying shoelaces which nobody else can do because it's set in the past so nobody aside from boat people knows how to tie knots and maybe they are really impressed that she knows how to tie knots adn a guy who is a ship person walks past and say s that is the best knot i have ever seen hands down. also she could ve vert depressed like a sleeping dragon except instead of money she has girls and she just sleeps on top of them but also she is rich and powerful too so she just appears and gives the main character ten dollars and tells the audience that thats their book purchase and the audience or reader laugh at that and are happy which makes them want to recommend jt to their friends and say "hey this is a good book but yoy hsve to buy it to get the joke". i think that would be a cool idea and it gusratee get you big money profits next day after selling book but please dont steal it because it is my original jdea patent pending


I do the idea (?)

Yes!

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alexandriao posted:

ok so my idea is a bit tricky to explain but i will try to explain my idea and then we will get billion dollar and be happy so my idea is this and the idea is that you as a character to the book you are writing named Alexandria that can do a lot of cool things including breaking the fourth wall (because she is very strong and had big muscles and infinity strength like they measures it and the dial broke) and can even have the special power of tying shoelaces which nobody else can do because it's set in the past so nobody aside from boat people knows how to tie knots and maybe they are really impressed that she knows how to tie knots adn a guy who is a ship person walks past and say s that is the best knot i have ever seen hands down. also she could ve vert depressed like a sleeping dragon except instead of money she has girls and she just sleeps on top of them but also she is rich and powerful too so she just appears and gives the main character ten dollars and tells the audience that thats their book purchase and the audience or reader laugh at that and are happy which makes them want to recommend jt to their friends and say "hey this is a good book but yoy hsve to buy it to get the joke". i think that would be a cool idea and it gusratee get you big money profits next day after selling book but please dont steal it because it is my original jdea patent pending

Charge an extra $10 for the book and then include a $10 bill inside the book on that page really break the fourth wall physically BOOM also ask the readers to use the :10bux: to buy an account here and post with us in byob about the cool muscle girl

alexandriao


alnilam posted:

Charge an extra $10 for the book and then include a $10 bill inside the book on that page really break the fourth wall physically BOOM also ask the readers to use the :10bux: to buy an account here and post with us in byob about the cool muscle girl

YES GOOD PLAN

nut

lot of words here in this thread whereas i expected lots of money

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Fredrik1

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alexandriao posted:

i have a plan to sell you for one million dollar but if you implement it you will get billion dollar in return guaranteed patent pending

You are gonna sell me for one million dollars?

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