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Mr.Radar posted:Just want to call out this bit in particular:
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The second big banquet was...less well-received.quote:The meal, beyond the wildest expectations of those present, many of whom felt a churning in their gastric cavities which could be put down not entirely to appetite but also to understandable fear, began with a Timbale of Tomorrow: a sort of appetizer perhaps too poetic to be appreciated by the needs of the stomach, which as everyone knows, is a crude materialist. This timbale was composed of the head of a newborn calf, miserable and disconcerted, in the middle of a superabundance of pineapples, nuts and dates: these dates once bitten into revealed themselves pregnant with an almost Cyclopean surprise: they were, in fact, carefully stuffed with anchovies so that out of this innocent head, out of these pineapples and African fruits with the added complexity of fish, a sort of pudding was born that left every oesophagus choked with admiration.
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zedprime posted:That's probably the least weird thing in the posts. People swear up and down that leaving lead or steel shot in their game birds during roasting makes it taste better. I'm pretty sure that lead will make it more sweet, I mean that's why the romans used it so much for wine
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I worked on a film last summer where the actor went in Keto for six months before shooting to achieve a nothing but skin and bones look. Literally minutes after he wrapped a few people from the crew walked in with a stack of pizzas and beer and he dug in. Never seen anyone as happy.
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zedprime posted:That's probably the least weird thing in the posts. People swear up and down that leaving lead or steel shot in their game birds during roasting makes it taste better. Also lead in your pheasant just tastes godawful. Yeah it's sweeter but also metallic and it bruises worse. fizzymercury has a new favorite as of 21:22 on Mar 2, 2021 |
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How is it I always hit plagerize instead of revise? The buttons aren't that close. This is ridiculous.
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quote:that left every oesophagus choked with admiration. That is a masterful turn of phrase.
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FreudianSlippers posted:I worked on a film last summer where the actor went in Keto for six months before shooting to achieve a nothing but skin and bones look. i'd probably eat myself to death. i only tried the keto thing briefly and it can suck the poo poo out of my rear end.
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quote:It is not only that Futurist Cooking proposes a complete revolution in the nourishment of our race, with the aim of making it more joyful, spiritual and dynamic. Futurist Cooking also proposes, through the art of harmoniously combining Futurist dishes, to evoke and provoke essential states of mind which cannot otherwise be evoked or provoked. We have put together some dinner programmes that we call PROVOCATIVE AND EVOCATIVE. Behold: The Heroic Winter Dinner quote:A group of soldiers who at three o’clock on a January afternoon will have to get into a lorry to enter the line of fire at four, or go up in an aeroplane to bomb cities or counter-attack enemy flights, would seek in vain the perfect preparation for these in the grieving kiss of a mother, of a wife, of children or in re-reading passionate letters.
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:The stupid(er) part about this is that they say in the comments that it’s a shame that composting produces all this free heat and energy that no one uses but then they put the steak on the grill anyway. Seems like this is the type of heat more suited to like, passive environmental heating or something, not cooking... but what do I know, I'm not a whackjob
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Brawnfire posted:Seems like this is the type of heat more suited to like, passive environmental heating or something, not cooking... but what do I know, I'm not a whackjob In a climate with mild winters you can put a bunch of manure and other compostables in a flower bed, then a layer of soil on top to have a winter flower garden that grows things just slightly out of season for your climate. The compost material takes months to break down and keeps the soil warmer. Too labour intensive to be practical for anyone but posh twits back in Victorian England with gardeners on staff.
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Facebook Aunt posted:In a climate with mild winters you can put a bunch of manure and other compostables in a flower bed, then a layer of soil on top to have a winter flower garden that grows things just slightly out of season for your climate. The compost material takes months to break down and keeps the soil warmer.
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I had a burrito like this once in Ohio. Everybody had a choice of chicken or beef. I wasn't feeling either option, so I asked if they could do a veggie burrito. They said no problem. It was just a tortilla full of pinto beans, little bit of cheese and salsa.
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fizzymercury posted:Winter compost gardens are poo poo easy but gently caress the pests that come with it. Why caterpillars and giant gently caress off cicada. Why you gotta show up in November. You keep killing my knockouts and squashes. I fall down hard on pest control, it's my gardening blind spot to be certain Oh, to have lush and beautiful lilies
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https://twitter.com/bunchofbats/status/1366799282364440576?s=20
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nobody's gonna eat the entire watermelon
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hawowanlawow posted:nobody's gonna eat the entire watermelon
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That slice of cheese cake is not 1000 calories by a long shot. It might be closer to 400.
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chitoryu12 posted:Behold: The Heroic Winter Dinner Is... is this book easily available? e: yes, very. gschmidl has a new favorite as of 22:49 on Mar 2, 2021 |
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LifeSunDeath posted:That slice of cheese cake is not 1000 calories by a long shot. It might be closer to 400. You're thinking of New York Cheesecake This is Neutron Star Cheesecake. easy mistake to make
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hawowanlawow posted:nobody's gonna eat the entire watermelon
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My husband would easily eat half of that watermelon at one sitting, though. He eats ridiculous amounts of watermelon.LifeSunDeath posted:That slice of cheese cake is not 1000 calories by a long shot. It might be closer to 400. Yes, they took the calorie count of an enormous Cheesecake Factory cheesecake slice and tried to hang it on a normal restaurant cheesecake slice.
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That last one should earn at least a dozen bonkings…
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I'm sure I've read the second and third on recipe blogs. If anything, they're less pretentious.
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Seafood and halva sounds pretty terrible, but those peaches sound amazing.
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As someone who carried around a printed out copy of Marinetti's Futurist Manifesto when I was a young pretentious art student in the 90s, then found a passion for cooking --- chitoryu, these posts are resplendent. I need a copy of this book. (Also my phone tried 3 times to autocorrect your username to "chicory")
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JacquelineDempsey posted:As someone who carried around a printed out copy of Marinetti's Futurist Manifesto when I was a young pretentious art student Also you need to be from deepest Texas. Man Courtney was cool.
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Watermelon is the opposite of keto, it's loaded with natural sugar.
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Everything I lookk up says watermelon is 10calories per cup. e; https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1366497318711791623?s=20 MariusLecter has a new favorite as of 03:05 on Mar 3, 2021 |
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Someone was asking for people trying out dump dinners about 400 posts ago when ramen dinners came up. https://youtu.be/og9Ozr7S5JA https://youtu.be/v4fypAlp3f8 https://youtu.be/imf-egoRaEg Enjoy!
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Futurist recipes all sound like joke recipes from Achewood
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I made "breakfast fried rice" for dinner tonight. Veggie bacon, apple & sage veggie sausage, tofu (redundant, upon reflection), egg and green onion. It didn't look pretty but it was mighty tasty.
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aphid_licker posted:Yeah but a weirdass looking example Is it supposed to look like something else? That's what it normally looks like afaik? I don't know what else reconstituted hardened meat slurry shavings could possibly look like? fizzymercury posted:...I still nip out of the worcestershire bottle though. My roommate wandered in on that once. We don't talk about it. That's probably not unhygenic, I don't think anything you have would survive proximity to the sauce.
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CannonFodder posted:Watermelon is the opposite of keto, it's loaded with natural sugar. It's also, and this might be a bit of a surprise, mostly water.
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You could have a single gummy bear... or you could drink three hundred gallons of pond water for the same amount of calories and no refined sugar. I think we can see the more health conscious choice.
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You can pickle under-ripe watermelon. That's keto and really delicious. I never have ripe watermelons at the end of the season cause I pull them too soon for pickles.
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