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Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.

Allow me to amend my statement: eat the tasty things, don't eat more calories than you'll burn in a day. This generally means eating a smaller portion of the tasty things.

The fries in Belgium hurt, but they were so, so good. For as easy as it is to get unhealthy food in America, the availability of fresh, crispy fries on demand is seriously lacking.

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Arban
Aug 28, 2017
Relevant to portion size chat:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMaW6TamNAc

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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The only thing that surprises me about that video is that apparently the color schemes on the boxes are different. Isn't that red part of the standard international trade dress?

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?


Big L to US McDonald's for not having the large drink beer a liter of cola.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Chainclaw posted:

As an American, I've been able to find Dumb poo poo to eat in every country I've visited.

I found a place in Australia with a crocodile / kangaroo combo plate. It was even served like I'm used to with food back home, a tiny bit of greens on the plate and a pile of cheap fries.



Australians are basically Americans

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

hawowanlawow posted:

Australians are basically Americans

somebody should be really pissed about this comparison but I'm not sure who

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

Chainclaw posted:

As an American, I've been able to find Dumb poo poo to eat in every country I've visited.

I found a place in Australia with a crocodile / kangaroo combo plate. It was even served like I'm used to with food back home, a tiny bit of greens on the plate and a pile of cheap fries.



No ranch 0/1 :911:s

(Fun fact for the ranch haters: in my fridge right now I have an oil and vinegar dressing and a ranch, from the same company, same serving size on each. Guess which one has a full 1/3 more calories?)

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

hawowanlawow posted:

Australians are basically AmericansTexans

as a texan, I'm sorry, also gently caress texas.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


bob dobbs is dead posted:

the us is special with regards to putting sugar on everything

I hope you specifically saying this was the joke because it is a good one

Elviscat posted:

I mean, not compared to SK.

Japan's also pretty high level with sugar on everything but South Korea is not just out of its league but playing an entirely different sport.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

bob dobbs is dead posted:

the us is special with regards to putting sugar on everything, but actually doesnt hit very hard with regards to putting fat and oil on things

Elviscat posted:

I mean, not compared to SK.
Korra gunning hard for that large and in charge demographic

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

Grand Fromage posted:

I hope you specifically saying this was the joke because it is a good one


Japan's also pretty high level with sugar on everything but South Korea is not just out of its league but playing an entirely different sport.

yah

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


zedprime posted:

Korra gunning hard for that large and in charge demographic



Shockingly the incidence of diabetes graph in SK looks a lot like the global temperature chart.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Elviscat posted:

Big L to US McDonald's for not having the large drink beer a liter of cola.

This is a great typo

Chainclaw
Feb 14, 2009

Remember this food trend from 10 years ago?



Fast food places were popping up that got one of those spiral potato cutters, and would deep fry it. It was mostly relevant to this thread for the name, they would call these "pornados". A lot of the reviews from this place are people hung up on that name for obvious reasons https://www.yelp.com/biz/hurricane-spud-seattle

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Data Graham posted:

The only thing that surprises me about that video is that apparently the color schemes on the boxes are different. Isn't that red part of the standard international trade dress?

Either England is a poisonous void that sucks color out of everything that graces its shores or it's camera differences.

The Bloop posted:

somebody should be really pissed about this comparison but I'm not sure who

I think Australia might be more racist on average, but the US has a lot of poilitical power structures that hinge more directly on racism so you'll get a lot more local concentrations.

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

SlothfulCobra posted:

Either England is a poisonous void that sucks color out of everything that graces its shores

Sounds pretty accurate tbf

letthereberock posted:

meaning that they were ordering an entire starter, entree and dessert per person.

I know this is entirely low hanging fruit but it still irks me just how badly American English managed to gently caress up the definition of entree like just look at the drat word it is basically already 'entrance', how did you get the main course from that

Re: American portion chat, a few years ago I spent three months road tripping across the States with my friend and in that time I put on about 8 kilos, with only eating two meals a day and being very active every day with walking and sight seeing and hiking. The very first diner we went to I ordered the standard breakfast and then was aghast when they plonked a huge fuckin pile of syrup soaked pancakes down with my bacon and eggs and home fries and wondered how the gently caress I was supposed to be able to move after eating it all.

I then lost the 8kg in the following month of travelling around east and south east asia, still eating out twice a day and drinking a lot.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

Butterfly Valley posted:

Sounds pretty accurate tbf


I know this is entirely low hanging fruit but it still irks me just how badly American English managed to gently caress up the definition of entree like just look at the drat word it is basically already 'entrance', how did you get the main course from that

Re: American portion chat, a few years ago I spent three months road tripping across the States with my friend and in that time I put on about 8 kilos, with only eating two meals a day and being very active every day with walking and sight seeing and hiking. The very first diner we went to I ordered the standard breakfast and then was aghast when they plonked a huge fuckin pile of syrup soaked pancakes down with my bacon and eggs and home fries and wondered how the gently caress I was supposed to be able to move after eating it all.

I then lost the 8kg in the following month of travelling around east and south east asia, still eating out twice a day and drinking a lot.

It's because when french cuisine fad was at its height in the US, it was the many, many courses style and the entrée was the dish right before the heaviest, main meat course. After that style faded, restaurants still wanted to sound french and :downs:

It makes a sort of logic in that it remains the dish just before the largest dish. (insert joke about american appetizers here)

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
All I’m going to say about international portion sizes is that restaurants exist in Argentina and holy hell do they give you a ton of food. Yes, I would like half a cow with a bathtub of gnocchi as a side, why not?

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables


Chainclaw posted:

As an American, I've been able to find Dumb poo poo to eat in every country I've visited.

I found a place in Australia with a crocodile / kangaroo combo plate. It was even served like I'm used to with food back home, a tiny bit of greens on the plate and a pile of cheap fries.



That place missed a trick by not making it Kangaroo and Emu and calling it the 'Coat of Arms' plate.

Anyway crocodile meat is great, tastes like fishy chicken and Kangaroo meat is a fantastic substitute for beef, it's tasty. lean and is far more environmentally friendly to rear. We should all switch to Kangaroo tbh for our health and the planets health.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

AlbieQuirky posted:

All I’m going to say about international portion sizes is that restaurants exist in Argentina and holy hell do they give you a ton of food. Yes, I would like half a cow with a bathtub of gnocchi as a side, why not?

I need to get to argentina before I die

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
https://idlewords.com/2006/04/argentina_on_two_steaks_a_day.htm

LeastActionHero
Oct 23, 2008

Butterfly Valley posted:

I know this is entirely low hanging fruit but it still irks me just how badly American English managed to gently caress up the definition of entree like just look at the drat word it is basically already 'entrance', how did you get the main course from that

Amazingly enough, Americans are actually using entree correctly in the traditional French way. Entree is short for entree de table and look it's really long and dumb but basically Americans copied the French, who were already like 5 steps removed from the literal "entrance" meaning, and it's only in the last century that the French finally gave up and dumbed down their own terminology.

empty sea
Jul 17, 2011

gonna saddle my seahorse and float out to the sunset
When I lived in NF the portion sizes weren't very off, it was just the rest that surprised me. Like drink refills cost extra and no bread with the meal.

I still dream of eating fish and chips with dressing and gravy. I have no loving idea how that poo poo hasn't caught on in America. It's literally boxed dressing and chicken gravy piled on top of fried fish and french fries!

On the other hand, the worst pizza I ever had was in St. John's, NF, where pizzas come to die. The giant, thin slices of pepperoni under the cheese were absolutely not it. Ever bite into a pizza and everything slides directly onto your shirt in a wet, greasy, tasteless pile? yeah, you got the full experience!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
If everyone switched to kangaroo meat it wouldn’t be environmentally advantageous anymore because they’d need to factory farm it.

That being said, I’d still like to try it.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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A guy I know makes homemade pizzas by layering large basil leaves on top of the sauce, then putting the cheese and toppings on top of that. Congratulations, you have invented a form of insulation that prevents the toppings from adhering to the crust in any way, and they are guaranteed to come apart messily when you bite in and find a whole leaf that resists tearing and just makes everything as insane as possible

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Wasabi the J posted:

I need to get to argentina before I die

:same:

chimichurri looks like oceanic slime but it's fuckin great.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

I've been to an Indian place a number of times that had a specialty exotic meat menu. Kangaroo curry is awesome. They also had cobra and bear and a few other odd meats.

I just looked them up, looks like they've dropped the exotic meats and added a bunch of generic chip shop/kebab shop style dishes, sad.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

uber_stoat posted:

:same:

chimichurri looks like oceanic slime but it's fuckin great.



Chimmichurri can be eaten by the bowlful

Poopelyse
Jan 22, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Why have I never felt such a strong urge to consume an entire dish by unhinging my jaw and letting it slide down my throat?

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Elviscat posted:

I've been to an Indian place a number of times that had a specialty exotic meat menu. Kangaroo curry is awesome. They also had cobra and bear and a few other odd meats.

I just looked them up, looks like they've dropped the exotic meats and added a bunch of generic chip shop/kebab shop style dishes, sad.
But then, I once had a kebab shop in the neighborhood that had exotic meats. Kangaroo tasted a bit like lamb, no wonder it's good in a curry. Never got around to trying the crocodile.

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables


Crocodile's good in stir fries, that's how I've had it before.
Camel makes really good burgers as it's got some nice fat in it.

Deformed Church
May 12, 2012

5'5", IQ 81


stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Hmm. Depends on the cheese and it'd be better if the bread was toasted but eh, probably would anyway.

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013


gently caress yeah sign me up for 6

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

As long as its pickled not just cooked, have and would again.

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

LeastActionHero posted:

Amazingly enough, Americans are actually using entree correctly in the traditional French way. Entree is short for entree de table and look it's really long and dumb but basically Americans copied the French, who were already like 5 steps removed from the literal "entrance" meaning, and it's only in the last century that the French finally gave up and dumbed down their own terminology.

Oh good, so I also get to make fun of the French too for loving up the meaning of the word, then still make fun of Americans for copying it and not changing it in the intervening four hundred years. At least the French seem to have reverted to some normalcy with their definition. Interesting link though thanks

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011
Or you could just accept that language changes and you're being kind of weird about it.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
I mean, it is french national tradition to gently caress up french. It's right up there with riots, dunking on Belgium, and pretending foreigners still need to learn french.

Also, can't speak to cobra or crocodile but rattlesnake and gator are swell.

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MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
Actually it's only an entree if it's from the Entree region of France, otherwise it's just your loving food eat if off the floor like an animal you piece of poo poo.

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