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Bonzo posted:You dipped them in Ranch right? It's OK, you can tell us. I should have. They were insanely dry
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Aardvark! posted:I should have. They were insanely dry You should still probably be within 15 feet of a toilet for the next several hours.
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# ? Mar 24, 2021 17:42 |
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Goosey Lee posted:cursory research backs you up. Isn't he canadian
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Aardvark! posted:ate a very Americana breakfast today Lmao I saw these in the store the other day and thought of this and the AFP thread.
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# ? Mar 24, 2021 18:11 |
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Aardvark! posted:I should have. They were insanely dry
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# ? Mar 24, 2021 19:07 |
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Bonzo posted:You dipped them in Ranch right? It's OK, you can tell us. I wonder if we'll see Breakfast Ranch Dressing released before 2030.
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# ? Mar 24, 2021 20:56 |
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Paladin posted:I wonder if we'll see Breakfast Ranch Dressing released before 2030. Now with Real Syrup!* *Sugar With Artificial Maple Flavoring
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# ? Mar 24, 2021 20:59 |
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Paladin posted:I wonder if we'll see Breakfast Ranch Dressing released before 2030. You're under the mistaken impression that someone who would want that doesn't already put regular ranch dressing on their breakfast.
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# ? Mar 24, 2021 21:09 |
"twisted ranch. twisted ranch. twisted ranch. twisted ranch. twisted ranch. twisted ranch." i mutter in an unceasing stream of babble as they strap me onto the stretcher and load me into the ambulance.
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my fridge is like 2/3rds sauces for applying to things (the remaining 1/3rd is cheese) so i would try some of those probably. ironically i dont think theres any ranch in there right now though also, i thought that said "Greesy Smoked Bacon" and i appreciated the honesty
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Paladin posted:I wonder if we'll see Breakfast Ranch Dressing released before 2030. It's all corn syrup anyway, just add a little maple flavoring to the ranch and away we go
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# ? Mar 24, 2021 21:28 |
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Ranch flavored personal lubricant "Raunch"
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# ? Mar 24, 2021 21:52 |
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cool raunch rear end dippers
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# ? Mar 24, 2021 21:57 |
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Big Beef City posted:Ranch flavored personal lubricant "Raunch" Cum + Ranch: Cranch
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# ? Mar 24, 2021 21:58 |
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Waterbed Wendy posted:cool raunch rear end dippers Condiments for eating rear end
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# ? Mar 24, 2021 22:00 |
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Add some ketchup and paprika, call it Franch.
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# ? Mar 24, 2021 22:01 |
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Ranus
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there it is
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# ? Mar 24, 2021 22:02 |
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Ranus falling from the sky into my gaping chasm
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# ? Mar 24, 2021 22:06 |
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Waterbed Wendy posted:Ranus falling from the sky into my gaping anus
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# ? Mar 24, 2021 22:09 |
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Bonzo posted:You dipped them in Ranch right? It's OK, you can tell us. I was thinking gravy.
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# ? Mar 24, 2021 22:12 |
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LifeSunDeath posted:Cum + Ranch: Cranch they should have a brothel called the Cum Ranch
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Americans love ranch so much that Hidden Valley had to make it without milk: https://www.hiddenvalley.com/products/bottled-dressings-dips/light-fat-free-organic-and-plant-powered/plant-powered-ranch/
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# ? Mar 24, 2021 23:04 |
we must pinpoint the location of the Hidden Valley so we can destroy it.
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# ? Mar 24, 2021 23:05 |
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come on down to my ranchstaurant and try all 36 flavors of ranch! Today's flavor: meat
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# ? Mar 24, 2021 23:05 |
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and for dessert, a nice ranch brulee
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uber_stoat posted:we must pinpoint the location of the Hidden Valley so we can destroy it. Get to it, just don't bring Veronica along.
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# ? Mar 24, 2021 23:09 |
Aardvark! posted:come on down to my ranchstaurant and try all 36 flavors of ranch! this is some real Tom Goes to the Mayor poo poo. Jefferton Alive! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAQSjzHVBWs
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# ? Mar 24, 2021 23:10 |
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Trying to invade the thousand islands and causing an international incident
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I went to an Eric Andre live show and it ended with him coming out for an encore and then getting three guys from the audience to chug a bottle of ranch dressing. He even had a trashcan on standby incase any of them vomited. I think the most disturbing part of that whole display is that none of them did.
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Milo and POTUS posted:Trying to invade the thousand islands and causing an international incident veterans of the Thousand Islands campaign often present clinically with a condition colloquially as "Thousand Island Stare."
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Aardvark! posted:ate a very Americana breakfast today Get this headfucked sausage roll out of my face. I'm triggered
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Outrail posted:Get this headfucked sausage roll out of my face. I'm triggered It's like a sausage roll ... FOR BREAKFAST!!!
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# ? Mar 25, 2021 00:31 |
that ham looks nice and gelatinous. looks like H'amb. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6htQAxTNF0g
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All alcohol is ethanol so I drink it.
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A Pack of Kobolds posted:It's like a sausage roll ... FOR BREAKFAST!!! A breakfast sausage roll would still be called a sausage roll. But usually purchased for smoko from a servo by a tradie (sparkie, chippie etc) with an iced coffee. Egg and ham wrapped in pastry pretending to be a biscuit is just weird.
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It's part of my new "tubular foods only" diet along with slim jims and macaroni
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Milo and POTUS posted:Trying to invade the thousand islands and causing an international incident townsends invading one island and growing nutmeg on it
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Aardvark! posted:It's part of my new "tubular foods only" diet along with slim jims and macaroni
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