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Cut this boat into pieces Get those lust bums into port
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Sink it with a torpedo. 
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Sink it with a torpedo. Well it’s already resting on the bottom so...
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Mar 29, 2021 02:04
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smoobles posted:lmao there's no way theyre moving this thing, ever
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El Macho posted:To prevent this situation from ever happening again, they should: There are canals (or there is at least one, no clue where it is, though) that have this type of system, with trains at the sides pulling the ships through. Fame Douglas fucked around with this message at 02:14 on Mar 29, 2021 |
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Mar 29, 2021 02:12
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Panama Canal uses trains to pull ships in and out of locks.
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Mar 29, 2021 02:17
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Call David Lynch and some yogis and fly that bitch out.
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Mar 29, 2021 02:24
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Cut this boat into pieces Read this in my head how it was meant to be read
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I believe in the thousands of years of cumulative human knowledge and ingenuity that allows us to tackle any problem no matter how seemingly insurmountable, but then again, boat stuck
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Mar 29, 2021 02:58
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maybe god just willed it this way
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This really does get funnier the longer it goes on, holy poo poo LOL! E: Post itt every time you lol that boat still stuck
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man i found a big shipping container washed ashore but it was full of arses explicitly labeled as not for sex
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Mar 29, 2021 03:22
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Any arse can be a sex arse if ur bold enough
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lol
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Can't wait for them to get it moving again only for it to sink due to some damage from hitting the side.
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imagine being some pirate taking advantage of this situation to steal some cargo...and it turns out to just be a bunch of sex arses booty, indeed
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smoobles posted:lmao there's no way theyre moving this thing, ever Rename to Ever Green Boots
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this is cool https://twitter.com/en_dash/status/1376172427097559044?s=21 e: 
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sweet thursday posted:I believe in the thousands of years of cumulative human knowledge and ingenuity that allows us to tackle any problem no matter how seemingly insurmountable, but then again, boat stuck I mean if the people trying to fix the problem they would of solved it days ago if they had listened to all the hundreds of viable solutions presented in this thread, but since they don't read SA alas the ship is destined to be stuck there forever more. Again explosives and/or donkeys!
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Mar 29, 2021 03:43
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ncumbered_by_idgits posted:Well it’s already resting on the bottom so... Oh wow look at the brainiac over here. 
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Look like she's getting out. https://www.vesselfinder.com/?imo=9811000
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im the sex arse now
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That boat is not very sideways anymore. Finally, the sex arses will be free.
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FortMan posted:Look like she's getting out. 
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FortMan posted:Look like she's getting out. we did it, I hope cnn credits goons for all the good ideas
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so they finally tried the nukes huh
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It's not over quite yetEorayMel posted:What if the boat get unstuck but then like 5 miles later it gets stuck again further up
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FortMan posted:Look like she's getting out. 
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Mar 29, 2021 04:21
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FortMan posted:Look like she's getting out. huge bummer if true
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skull mask mcgee posted:huge bummer if true I know what you mean however for the sake of the thousands of animals I hope it's true
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Mar 29, 2021 04:31
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Mar 29, 2021 04:34
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It can still fall over!
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Spinz posted:I know what you mean however for the sake of the thousands of animals I hope it's true thank you for considering me and my sex arses
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Chief McHeath posted:It can still fall over! For absolute maximum Lols it could very slowly start listing while refusing to start
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Mar 29, 2021 04:40
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Translated: It seems that the #EverGiven moves again on the Suez Canal https://twitter.com/jnascim/status/1376378565965590529
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Spinz posted:For absolute maximum Lols it could very slowly start listing while refusing to start Or just pulls a "gently caress you I'm going home" and tries to pull a 180.
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So are there any estimates on how much economic damage it did? I saw $400m/hr / $9.6b/day figures but no context on if that was assuming diversion around the Cape or just waiting it out.
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lmao at this entire disaster costing less than half the net worth of jeff bezos
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