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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Yoshi Wins posted:

Hello Kirk's rear end my old friend

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RubberLuffy
Mar 31, 2011


This is Milo the dachshund and Sergeant the beagle. Milo is 15 1/2 and Sarge is 10-ish. They are good friends.

Sarge is my sister's dog and she's currently in a crisis so my fiancee and I are watching over him. He is always hungry.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Give Sarge some threats immediately.

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Cocaine Bear posted:

Give Sarge some threats immediately.

no don't do that!

RubberLuffy
Mar 31, 2011

boar guy posted:

no don't do that!

Too late

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Cocaine Bear posted:

Give Sarge some threats immediately.

That's likely to result in a wiener-bite.

Whether you think that means a bite from a wiener-dog, a bite on your wiener, or a bite on your wiener from a wiener-dog, all interpretations are valid.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Cocaine Bear posted:

Give Sarge some threats immediately.

you monster

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

The perfect crime.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


MSPain
Jul 14, 2006
https://www.tiktok.com/@marieaarmstrong/video/6947865722223611141

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
doo dee doo guess i'll go on down to the cvs and pick up a six pack WTF!?!
https://twitter.com/zenjournalist/status/1379719584681488385?s=20

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Oh, that's supposed to be up there. It sits in the corner of the ceiling and watches everything. It's the security monitor

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

Cats are awesome.

I was never a cat person until my ex brought hers around and now i can't imagine life without them

one is a little demon child who screams for his food but also lays on me whenever he gets the opportunity and the other is the first animal I've ever know that loves life. Like I'm not talking about being generally happy, he is absolutely thrilled that he is alive and gets to see everything every day, even if it's the same view and the same person! It's impossible to explain without meeting him but I've never seen a cat so thrilled with existence. I love them both so much and frankly I'm pretty sure they've kept me alive because nothing else has!

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



uber_stoat posted:

doo dee doo guess i'll go on down to the cvs and pick up a six pack WTF!?!
https://twitter.com/zenjournalist/status/1379719584681488385?s=20

bodega dragon

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

flavor.flv posted:

Oh, that's supposed to be up there. It sits in the corner of the ceiling and watches everything. It's the security monitor

:golfclap:

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


flavor.flv posted:

Oh, that's supposed to be up there. It sits in the corner of the ceiling and watches everything. It's the security monitor

I hope you are proud of yourself.

Because you really should be, that is a great pun.

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

flavor.flv posted:

Oh, that's supposed to be up there. It sits in the corner of the ceiling and watches everything. It's the security monitor

:pusheen:

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

flavor.flv posted:

Oh, that's supposed to be up there. It sits in the corner of the ceiling and watches everything. It's the security monitor

:dadjoke:

I'm jealous I didn't think of that

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

flavor.flv posted:

Oh, that's supposed to be up there. It sits in the corner of the ceiling and watches everything. It's the security monitor

:perfect:

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

flavor.flv posted:

Oh, that's supposed to be up there. It sits in the corner of the ceiling and watches everything. It's the security monitor

Dreadful, thank you!

MSPain
Jul 14, 2006
Only the best top shelf tea for that lizard.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Top of the food chain motherfuckers!

Planet X
Dec 10, 2003

GOOD MORNING

flavor.flv posted:

Oh, that's supposed to be up there. It sits in the corner of the ceiling and watches everything. It's the security monitor

:thurman:

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Sound on
https://twitter.com/lordgothbitch/status/1108518376933081088

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418


this cat will end up like my cat, who is currently standing over my shoulder staring at my hotdog while I eat. fuzzy gargoyle

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
they're evolving...

https://twitter.com/ok_girlfriend/status/1379855493695479814?s=20

Rabble
Dec 3, 2005

Pillbug

uber_stoat posted:

doo dee doo guess i'll go on down to the cvs and pick up a six pack WTF!?!
https://twitter.com/zenjournalist/status/1379719584681488385?s=20

Situation: Monitored

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Rabble posted:

Situation: Monitored

Oh honey...

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!



Mine just drags them under the bed and destroys the thing leaving me a stick with a tiny bit of string attached.

Why can't he be chill like that cat

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Staring competition

https://i.imgur.com/0xqMyXb.mp4

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qq6kmnArz61xgom7z.mp4

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
I don't think Seaworld is all that blessed unfortunately :(

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/zCQchmD.mp4

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

:same:

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

The Walrus posted:

I don't think Seaworld is all that blessed unfortunately :(

They're done with the Orcas now. Those aren't captive bred manatees, they're rescues.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Beachcomber posted:

They're done with the Orcas now. Those aren't captive bred manatees, they're rescues.

What did they do with the orcas that weren't fit for the wild? Did they manage to rehabilitate them?

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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

RFC2324 posted:

What did they do with the orcas that weren't fit for the wild? Did they manage to rehabilitate them?

Blended up to make Rescued Manatee Chow.

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