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The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
https://twitter.com/Big_Boy_Online/status/1381778502211473415?s=19

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Barudak
May 7, 2007

Trump is loving grimes now??

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Hairy Right Hook posted:

Is it possible to make a Beesting Glock where if you pull the trigger it shoots you too? You know, so cops will only pull the trigger if it's really worth it?

You wanna give cops the ability to shoot two people at once?!

Hairy Right Hook
Sep 9, 2001

Hee to the ho

LifeSunDeath posted:

exactly this, you use your off hand for a tazer, you know exactly that you're not holding your gun because it's in the wrong hand and feels weird. instead they're killing people on purpose and claiming it was a big mix up, a whoopsie doodle.

Nah, those belts are set up with the gun on the right, and the tazer is on the left but set up for cross-draw. They know what they're going for.

Batterypowered7 posted:

You wanna give cops the ability to shoot two people at once?!

Does your definition of "people" include rabid police cops? :lmao:

Carwash Cunt
Aug 21, 2007


This is a wax statue, right?

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Carwash oval office posted:

This is a wax statue, right?

If it were I would applaud their dedication to detail. Especially whoever worked on the gunt section

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

How many juniper berries are currently in your urethra?

e: sorry wrong thread

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

I'M FEELING JIMMY
A fun day in Tennessee.
https://twitter.com/therecount/status/1381725539346612227

Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Why would you want to?

My family moved back to the US about six years ago from Japan, and I deeply, sincerely regret it.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


bird with big dick posted:

How many juniper berries are currently in your urethra?

e: sorry wrong thread

No go on. This is a valid line of questioning.

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Hairy Right Hook posted:

Does your definition of "people" include rabid police cops? :lmao:

They'd just hold it at a weird angle and gib someone unrelated behind them, you fool!

Dickbutt Ouroboros
Nov 13, 2002

handbandit?
Son of a bitch!


Are they trying to make up for lost time in 2020?

Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

Dickbutt Ouroboros posted:

Are they trying to make up for lost time in 2020?

Here's the a crazy thing: 2020 actually set a record for mass shootings in the US.

e: changed the article for accuracy

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

pro starcraft loser posted:

lol so its not even an app. Its a website.

Frankspeech.net...it's Dot Com!

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave


https://twitter.com/OnTheHudsonNYC/status/1380358917830668291

How many mass shootings is that since they passed this law? at least 3 right?

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
Man, today has been... rough, huh? It is pretty often now but it just felt especially rough.

Any lols to be had, right now? Please?

Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

Catastrophe posted:

Man, today has been... rough, huh? It is pretty often now but it just felt especially rough.

Any lols to be had, right now? Please?

Get this: there are people--adult human people--who voted for (and you're going to love this) Donald Trump for President! Of the United States!

Of America!

TWICE!!

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

Dickbutt Ouroboros posted:

Are they trying to make up for lost time in 2020?

only mass shootings that went on hiatus were school shootings

Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

Meloncholric posted:

only mass shootings that went on hiatus were school shootings

I was actually just thinking that. Christ, how many would we have had if all schools were having in-person classes in 2020 instead of just the CHUD-rear end ones?

South
Apr 9, 2001

I am the highest paid lifeguard in the world. Love me.

Catastrophe posted:

Man, today has been... rough, huh? It is pretty often now but it just felt especially rough.

Any lols to be had, right now? Please?

Friday a coworker tried to explain to me how Trump will be back in office by the end of the year, at the latest. Apparently Trump's controlling the military. Coworker said he was 100% sure and there was no way Trump wouldn't be put back in office by years end.

When I asked him to put $250 on it he backed down. I even offered to give him four to one odds. Now whenever he spouts his conspiracy poo poo at work, people ask why he didn't take my bet and he shuts up.

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.

EL BROMANCE posted:

Finally the first use for my Google Voice number I've had for about 5 years?

bird with big dick posted:

Lol you gotta give the crackhead your mobile number to sign up no thanks Mikey

I tried to sign up for Parler (for trollin') and it actually loving detected I was trying to use a Google Voice number and it wouldn't accept it.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

South posted:

Friday a coworker tried to explain to me how Trump will be back in office by the end of the year, at the latest. Apparently Trump's controlling the military. Coworker said he was 100% sure and there was no way Trump wouldn't be put back in office by years end.

When I asked him to put $250 on it he backed down. I even offered to give him four to one odds. Now whenever he spouts his conspiracy poo poo at work, people ask why he didn't take my bet and he shuts up.

Just claim you received a psychic vision of soldiers bowing to Biden as an admiral escorts him to the Ceremony Chamber under the Pentagon. Be on the verge of tears as you explain that in the vision Biden announced you were one of the Chosen who would scour the world of the - Wait, you're co-worker didn't get a vision too? Oh dear...

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Another Bill posted:

https://twitter.com/OnTheHudsonNYC/status/1380358917830668291

How many mass shootings is that since they passed this law? at least 3 right?

:bahgawd: - "The new law doesn't actually go into effect until July, so TECHNICALLY these mass shooting have NOTHING TO DO WITH the new law!"

Also, in regards to the bulletproof backpacks for children... Someone who knows guns, correct me if I'm wrong, but the AR-15 fires 5.56 rounds, which tear through bulletproof vests and flak jackets, no?

So, these backpacks - which are bullshit for other reasons (doesn't help if the bullet's hitting the child in the sides or front) - don't actually protect anyone from the most common firearm used by mass shooters, right?

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Play posted:

If it were I would applaud their dedication to detail. Especially whoever worked on the gunt section

Wax Gunt would be a good band name. Or child name.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

:bahgawd: - "The new law doesn't actually go into effect until July, so TECHNICALLY these mass shooting have NOTHING TO DO WITH the new law!"

Also, in regards to the bulletproof backpacks for children... Someone who knows guns, correct me if I'm wrong, but the AR-15 fires 5.56 rounds, which tear through bulletproof vests and flak jackets, no?

So, these backpacks - which are bullshit for other reasons (doesn't help if the bullet's hitting the child in the sides or front) - don't actually protect anyone from the most common firearm used by mass shooters, right?

My city spent millions putting in bullet proof glass in our offices and putting expired vests into desks, etc, as hidden armor and it wouldn't stop a 5.56 round. I don't think some back pack is going to.

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

South posted:

Friday a coworker tried to explain to me how Trump will be back in office by the end of the year, at the latest. Apparently Trump's controlling the military. Coworker said he was 100% sure and there was no way Trump wouldn't be put back in office by years end.

I guess this guy missed the Pentagon and top generals specifically telling Trump they defend the constitution and not political parties. What? Three times? They were being polite in saying he better not loving try anything or they'd curb stomp his stupid rear end.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

I mean, they're backpacks that probably aren't even bullet proof, you're gonna die whether you have one or not for a huge variety of reasons before we even get to "what kind of gun is the murderer using"

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

Rod Hoofhearted posted:


Also, in regards to the bulletproof backpacks for children... Someone who knows guns, correct me if I'm wrong, but the AR-15 fires 5.56 rounds, which tear through bulletproof vests and flak jackets, no?

So, these backpacks - which are bullshit for other reasons (doesn't help if the bullet's hitting the child in the sides or front) - don't actually protect anyone from the most common firearm used by mass shooters, right?
Yes, 5.56 easily punches through kevlar vests. A few hardback school textbooks would do a much better job stopping it.

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
https://twitter.com/mattgaetz/status/1381237241440165891

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020


no but the people that decided where to build them hella were

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




https://twitter.com/ZakirSpeaks/status/1381787228557299712?s=20

Chud cops elect the worst chuds to run their police unions.

I remember when the cops in Milwaukee elected one of the two cops who forced a naked, bloody, 17-year-old boy back into Jeffrey Dahmer's apartment as the head of their union a few decades later.

Commodore_64
Feb 16, 2011

love thy likpa




Rod Hoofhearted posted:

:bahgawd: - "The new law doesn't actually go into effect until July, so TECHNICALLY these mass shooting have NOTHING TO DO WITH the new law!"

Also, in regards to the bulletproof backpacks for children... Someone who knows guns, correct me if I'm wrong, but the AR-15 fires 5.56 rounds, which tear through bulletproof vests and flak jackets, no?

So, these backpacks - which are bullshit for other reasons (doesn't help if the bullet's hitting the child in the sides or front) - don't actually protect anyone from the most common firearm used by mass shooters, right?

I think the most common firearm used in mass shootings is still semi auto pistols, but I doubt the backpacks do much anyway.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
Everyone just trade in for those "Love Guns" that KISS was singing about instead.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

:bahgawd: - "The new law doesn't actually go into effect until July, so TECHNICALLY these mass shooting have NOTHING TO DO WITH the new law!"

Also, in regards to the bulletproof backpacks for children... Someone who knows guns, correct me if I'm wrong, but the AR-15 fires 5.56 rounds, which tear through bulletproof vests and flak jackets, no?

So, these backpacks - which are bullshit for other reasons (doesn't help if the bullet's hitting the child in the sides or front) - don't actually protect anyone from the most common firearm used by mass shooters, right?

The backpacks aren’t meant to stop bullets, they’re meant to fleece worried parents.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

https://twitter.com/ZakirSpeaks/status/1381787228557299712?s=20

Chud cops elect the worst chuds to run their police unions.

I remember when the cops in Milwaukee elected one of the two cops who forced a naked, bloody, 17-year-old boy back into Jeffrey Dahmer's apartment as the head of their union a few decades later.

Yep. The cop who "caught" Jeffrey Dahmer red-handed raping and murdering a minor stood in front of witnesses and released Dahmer's victim, a small boy in bloody underwear with a massive head wound, into the custody of Dahmer who continued killing for months afterwards.

Charges were brought against him for making the dumbest unforced error in police history, they were dropped, and Milwaukee PD rewarded him for being the worst cop in human history by making him head of their police union until he retired fabulously wealthy last year at the end of his 30 year reign of terror over the most corrupt police force in America with nearly 5 times as many complaints as the NYPD despite being only 5% the size of the NYPD.

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1381790390953578497
https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1381767263313817600

it's amazing that biden gives them so little material to work with that they have to go after capitalism

pacerhimself
Dec 30, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Stink Billyums posted:

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1381790390953578497
https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1381767263313817600

it's amazing that biden gives them so little material to work with that they have to go after capitalism

They're just throwing words together that scare their viewers

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Stink Billyums posted:

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1381790390953578497
https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1381767263313817600

it's amazing that biden gives them so little material to work with that they have to go after capitalism

I'm genuinely loving, reveling in, goddamn GIDDY about republicans becoming the monopoly-busting anti-capitalist party.

It's just a shame that the only reason they're doing it is because the CEO of Shoes and President of Sports refuse to say the n-word into a TV camera.

pacerhimself
Dec 30, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
Woke CEOs let cancel culture run amok!

^they actually used that on a TV chyron lmao

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Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy


Something random reminded me of republican fat slob Omar Navarro so I decided to look up his Wikipedia page and welp

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