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I know girls aren’t supposed to poo poo but this is ridiculous. Now I’m bored and stuck here staring at the wall. Just got an abdominal CT while some pillhead is screaming and pretending to be hurt to get pills (it’s pretty obvious)
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Apr 14, 2021 02:56
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My prescription is one clean log that doesn't even need a wipe it's so good
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Apr 14, 2021 02:59
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I'm sorry about your imminent rear end amputation.
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Apr 14, 2021 03:02
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Pressing F right now irl.
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Apr 14, 2021 03:05
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have you tried having someone squeeze you really hard while you sit on the toilet?
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Apr 14, 2021 03:08
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I got it OP. Trying screaming and pretending to be hurt to get pills. Then you won't be bored, because you'll be unconscious on account of all the drugs. You might even make friends will pillhead!
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Apr 14, 2021 03:10
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What about the spoon method?
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Apr 14, 2021 03:11
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Aegis Bear posted:I know girls aren’t supposed to poo poo but this is ridiculous. Now I’m bored and stuck here staring at the wall. Just got an abdominal CT while some pillhead is screaming and pretending to be hurt to get pills (it’s pretty obvious) They didn't give you the right contrast with the CT. If they had you'd have barely made it off the table without fluoro diarrhoea solving the non-pooping problem.
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Apr 14, 2021 03:11
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When they ask you about needing or wanting to poop insist that you don't even want to and this is a game for you and you plan on winning.
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Apr 14, 2021 03:12
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Drink some olive oil OP
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Apr 14, 2021 03:12
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Pooping is really good. You're really missing out.
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Apr 14, 2021 03:12
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Jiyog posted:Drink some olive oil OP I have, that didn’t work and it usually does. When oil + laxatives + IBS medicine + herbal family recipe tea ALL didn’t do it it’s time for one doctor and two very long gloves
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Apr 14, 2021 03:14
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Have you tried eating as many laxatives as you can
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Apr 14, 2021 03:14
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I'll poo poo for you.
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Apr 14, 2021 03:14
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Have you considered jamming something up there to loosen the ol' stool pool
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Apr 14, 2021 03:14
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uh just open your butt and push dummy!
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Apr 14, 2021 03:14
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Coffee does it for me.
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Apr 14, 2021 03:14
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be glad you live in the us and will be taken care of, in the uk you would be in line for a few days and probably die
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Apr 14, 2021 03:14
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Good luck Aegis Bear I'm thinkin' about you squeezing out a good one.
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Apr 14, 2021 03:15
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Mnoba posted:be glad you live in the us and will be taken care of, in the uk you would be in line for a few days and probably die If she died at least she would then poo poo herself, solving the problem
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Apr 14, 2021 03:15
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Eat some very hot wings. Works like a charm for my butthole.
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Apr 14, 2021 03:15
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I tried coffee and spicy food guys. My rear end in a top hat is sealed
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Apr 14, 2021 03:16
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When it won't come out the normal way it's probably time for a b-section. Just cut that thing open and pull it all out
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Apr 14, 2021 03:18
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have u tried prayer op
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Apr 14, 2021 03:19
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One time I ate two cliff bars and couldn't poop. Had to use an enema and it was very unpleasant. That is my story.
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Apr 14, 2021 03:19
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Look right into the eyes of the doctor and tell him firmly "Suck the poo poo right out of my rear end in a top hat you fucker"
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Apr 14, 2021 03:19
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Aegis Bear posted:I tried coffee and spicy food guys. My rear end in a top hat is sealed Enema time I guess. This happened to my daughter when she was about 8. She wouldn't poop at school at ended up getting too backed up, so the doctor told me that she was full of poo poo and it was enema time.
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Apr 14, 2021 03:22
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How much will this cost you being in the US
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Apr 14, 2021 03:22
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Nooooooo gently caress I don’t want an enema that sounds so loving disgusting EDIT: only cost me $70  One bright spot in this literal pain in the rear end evening.
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Apr 14, 2021 03:22
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every enema's just a frienema you haven't met yet
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Apr 14, 2021 03:23
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Well, don't be too broken-hearted if you finally get something to come out and it's just gas. Don't give up!
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Apr 14, 2021 03:23
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pinch a loaf op
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Apr 14, 2021 03:25
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drop those kids off at the pool
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Apr 14, 2021 03:25
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You'd think you'd be positively eager to flush your butt if you're backed up so bad you're in the hospital for it.
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Apr 14, 2021 03:25
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OP, its time to take the brown's to the super bowl
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Apr 14, 2021 03:26
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somewhere in that hospital you will find a patient who is pooping too much. seek them out with a willingness to learn.
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Apr 14, 2021 03:26
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What if it's a butt baby and you were butt pregnant and now you don't have any thing ready for your surprise butt baby and you have to explain to everyone that you had no idea that you had a secret butt baby That would be embarrassing
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Apr 14, 2021 03:26
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It's time to let the Hadals out of the cave OP
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Apr 14, 2021 03:26
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:You'd think you'd be positively eager to flush your butt if you're backed up so bad you're in the hospital for it. Lmao don’t get me wrong, I want to feel better and go home, but who the hell thinks “oh boy can’t wait to get an enema”
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Spring has arrived, the brown bear needs to come out of hibernation.
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