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Deer are cute but also massive loving pests that make night driving miserable
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Apr 12, 2021 22:05
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Kitfox88 posted:Deer are cute but also massive loving pests that make night driving miserable oh, just like you
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Apr 12, 2021 22:06
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Kitfox88 posted:Deer are cute but also massive loving pests that make night driving miserable A deer once dove through our plate glass living room window slicing itself up real good and then went absolute scorched earth inside of our apartment. It looked like a mass murder was committed in there afterwards
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Apr 12, 2021 22:22
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jetz0r posted:Deer behave the exact same way, except they're big enough to look you in the eye while they run next to you and dart randomly towards or away from you. They're loving terrifying because they're huge squirrels. Completely unpredictable, terrible sense of self preservation, but big enough to lay your rear end out if they decide to run run across the road in front of you instead of running away. The car can be at a dead stop and sometimes the deer will run into it anyway. A person can be driving at highway speed and get rammed square in the side by one of those hellbeasts. I want to be clear that this isn’t horny male deer challenging the car. They’re just that dumb.
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Apr 12, 2021 22:44
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I had one chase me through a parking lot before. Charged my car once I got in and only left after someone else came out of the building and it took off after them.
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Apr 12, 2021 22:45
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https://twitter.com/ClickHole/status/1167633143395958784
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Apr 12, 2021 22:47
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Zil posted:I had one chase me through a parking lot before. Charged my car once I got in and only left after someone else came out of the building and it took off after them. Oh deer!
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Apr 12, 2021 22:54
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some live in my backyard in a semi urban area, but the bucks seem to clear out when they get older and they must have adjusted to cars because i rarely see one nearly my size and there haven't been any deer related accidents near my place lately
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Apr 12, 2021 23:08
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Random Stranger posted:The deer in Nara tried to go through my pockets and pushed me down a flight of stairs. They're assholes. Just like in high school when you found out that the people you considered deer friends were complete assholes
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Apr 12, 2021 23:10
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Apr 12, 2021 23:24
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Oh deer! oh my lmao
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Apr 12, 2021 23:26
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Byzantine posted:I mean sometimes you just have to accept that you lost. The invaders swarmed in, pushed you off the land your people lived in for thousands of years, wiped out your culture and religion both through neglect and deliberate genocide, but that was centuries ago and it's time to get over it because you're never getting Constantinople back.
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Apr 12, 2021 23:36
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I was cutting through a park at night on foot and I suddenly realised I was surrounded by sleepy deer at about the same time the biggest stag I've ever seen realised I was standing in the middle of all his ladies. I kept walking forward radiating casual "we cool right?" vibes as hard as I could while watching his giant antlered head track me out of the corner of my eye. He either decided we were cool or I'm in the lamest coma iseki ever.
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Apr 12, 2021 23:39
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he had decided that you would not help him sire a suitable fawn, and would not be a good use of his strength
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Apr 12, 2021 23:43
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he realized that you were a big idiot that stumbled onto his family and not a cougar or coyote that for some reason was standing upright on its hind legs
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Apr 12, 2021 23:48
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Bobby Digital posted:Removing the colo(u)rs is what he would have wanted
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Apr 12, 2021 23:50
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3D Megadoodoo posted:OK I really don't understand the internet anymore.
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Apr 13, 2021 19:11
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I haven't been hunting in a while, but there were three years in a row where I shot one shrimp and her buddy, standing right beside her as her final nerve impulses caused her to jerk around on the ground, stared straight at me as I calmly racked another round and reset just 30 yards away in full view, not even hiding, and then shot her as well. Pastries are dumb af, but soooo tasty. D-Pad has a new favorite as of 02:39 on Apr 14, 2021 |
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Apr 14, 2021 02:19
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Yes, venison is good, but please tone down the self-satisfied bloodthirst in future posts.
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Apr 14, 2021 02:29
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I'm just assuming they figured there was no life left to live after you took their best friend away. More breakfast sausage for you!
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Apr 14, 2021 02:30
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Pastry of the Year posted:Yes, venison is good, but please tone down the self-satisfied bloodthirst in future posts. Sorry, I edited it for you (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Apr 14, 2021 02:38
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wtf, thats not funny, or a quote and its just loving horrifying
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Apr 14, 2021 06:03
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Yeah even if you're going to eat them you're not supposed to enjoy hurting animals, you're not a cop ffs. E: Edited for reasons Outrail has a new favorite as of 14:35 on Apr 14, 2021 |
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Apr 14, 2021 06:07
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Outrail posted:Yeah even if you're going to eat them you're not supposed to enjoy hurting animals, they're not cops ffs.
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Apr 14, 2021 06:08
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You're reading things into it that aren't there, but tbh looking at what I wrote I can see how you might think that. I promise that of all the horrific deer deaths described on this page that mine felt the least pain. The only enjoyment was eating the meat.
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Apr 14, 2021 06:19
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Apr 14, 2021 06:21
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I like how it's apparently ok to murder human beings (ACAB notwithstanding) but not animals
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Apr 14, 2021 06:28
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D-Pad posted:I like how it's apparently ok to murder human beings (ACAB notwithstanding) but not animals
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Apr 14, 2021 06:29
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D-Pad posted:I like how it's apparently ok to murder human beings (ACAB notwithstanding) but not animals No one said that, you massive dork.
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Apr 14, 2021 07:15
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:No one said that, you massive dork. Actually I did but no one should be using me as an example
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Apr 14, 2021 07:17
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D-Pad posted:I like how it's apparently ok to murder human beings (ACAB notwithstanding) but not animals No you got made fun of for using a winter storm to badger your wife into letting you buy more guns so you can kill ‘looters’ too. You even have the av still!
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Apr 14, 2021 07:24
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Okay, then i revise my response to "stop being a massive dork."
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Apr 14, 2021 07:36
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It will forever remain a tragedy of these forums that this exchange took place on page 68.
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Apr 14, 2021 08:27
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What a weird page.
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Apr 14, 2021 08:34
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Captain Monkey posted:No you got made fun of for using a winter storm to badger your wife into letting you buy more guns so you can kill ‘looters’ too. You even have the av still!
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Apr 14, 2021 09:14
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D-Pad posted:I promise that of all the horrific deer deaths described on this page that mine felt the least pain.
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Apr 14, 2021 10:08
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Every shut up about deer deaths!!!!  E: 
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Apr 14, 2021 10:42
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If I had a pet deer, I'd name it Prudence.
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Apr 14, 2021 10:59
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IIRC, if it looks like deer, squirrels and other prey animals act unpredictably when startled, it's because they are. They're assuming you're a predator that's looking to pounce. It's usually good instincts unless you're in a large heavy vehicle that's moving in one consistent direction and not actually interested in hitting them.
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Why haven’t predators adapted to move in one consistent direction?
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Apr 14, 2021 11:22
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