Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Tenchrono
Jun 2, 2011


Best pizza? Ham, Pineapple, Bacon, and BBQ sauce instead of pizza sauce.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

BIG DRYWALL MAN posted:

Best pizza? Ham, Pineapple, Bacon, and BBQ sauce instead of pizza sauce.

What kind of bbq sauce?

:can:

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Outrail posted:

What kind of bbq sauce?

:can:

yeah, carolina, texas, memphis? you can't leave these details out.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Did somebody say honey pizza?

Aardvark put this in your trip advisor and smoke it

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

zedprime posted:

Did somebody say honey pizza?

Aardvark put this in your trip advisor and smoke it


desaturated just like mom used to make.

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 14 minutes!

BIG DRYWALL MAN posted:

Best pizza? Ham, Pineapple, Bacon, and BBQ sauce instead of pizza sauce.

Add jalps and now we are talkin

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
8lb is quite a lot. Mostly cheese? A really heavy dough? Three foot wide?

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
KC MASTERPIECE

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

goatface posted:

8lb is quite a lot. Mostly cheese? A really heavy dough? Three foot wide?

7lbs of uncooked dough prolly

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Outrail posted:

What kind of bbq sauce?

:can:

Catsup. Or ketchup. Sky's the limit!

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

uber_stoat posted:

yeah, carolina, texas, memphis? you can't leave these details out.

BBQ Pete's. Same one they serve at the fair.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Gutter Phoenix posted:

Catsup. Or ketchup. Sky's the limit!

I'm in way over my head

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
I'm smoking a pork shoulder I rubbed in lawry's, lemon pepper and brown sugar. Wait is this the Americana Dad thread?

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

I'm smoking a pork shoulder I rubbed in lawry's, lemon pepper and brown sugar. Wait is this the Americana Dad thread?

I find that lemon pepper burns unpleasantly during smoking (unlike regular pepper, which burns pleasantly)

Taima
Dec 31, 2006

tfw you're peeing next to someone in the lineup and they don't know

Gutter Phoenix posted:

The Bay Area has a lot of terrible pizza. And some good pizza. It is a land of contrasts, and horrible traffic.

The bay has excellent… everything if you can afford it imo, with admittedly some exceptions. You got me on the traffic though.

In any case honey on pizza is by no means exclusive to the bay. Another great pizza topping: potato with olive oil and some prosciutto. Mmm.

Place near me used to do a pie with shredded pork, pickled serranos & onions, chicharones, cilantro and honey. That poo poo was great.

Taima fucked around with this message at 18:55 on Apr 15, 2021

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

zedprime posted:

Did somebody say honey pizza?

Aardvark put this in your trip advisor and smoke it


'In one sitting'. So I could sit there for 5 hours and slowly inhale that horrorshow like a snake? And get paid $100? That's better than minimum wage.

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Outrail posted:

'In one sitting'. So I could sit there for 5 hours and slowly inhale that horrorshow like a snake? And get paid $100? That's better than minimum wage.

It says in one hour. So if you can pack 8 of those away in a day you're laughing

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

goatface posted:

8lb is quite a lot. Mostly cheese? A really heavy dough? Three foot wide?
Got one for a party once and it's really all of the above.

The reason they give you honey for dipping the crust is because they are small loaves of bread at the end of a slice. I like crust a lot but woof.

halokiller
Dec 28, 2008

Sisters Are Doin' It For Themselves


An entire 18 inch Costco pizza is like half that amount. So you're looking at 4-5 days worth of calories in one hour.

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 14 minutes!
Just eat like 3oz a minute and pace yourself

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Iron Crowned posted:

These things are pretty good:


They cook like bacon, but aren't as fatty, so if you want to cook your eggs in your bacon fat, you need to add more when you pull them out of the pan. I like to use a pat of butter.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Oh if we're doing gross over engineered breakfast foods have this:


Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
My grand mam used to make those from scratch.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Pancakes and sausage YES
Pancakes with chocolate YES
Sausage and chocolate NO

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993


:thunk:

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
It's all about the order of the layers.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
But I wanted Chicken Bacon Garlic :mad:

Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009


The Bloop posted:

Pancakes and sausage YES
Pancakes with chocolate YES
Sausage and chocolate NO

Sauscolate
Chosage

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

The Bloop posted:

But I wanted Chicken Bacon Garlic :mad:

The chicken is required to provide structural anchors for the bacon lattice.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
Spam, eggs, sausage, and Spam

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
There's a place near my Parent's house that has a sweet and spicy pizza.
Its got Honey, Jalapenos and ummmmm other stuff.

Its pretty goddam good.

Also its about 4200km from the bay area.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
Chicken, bacon, sausage, onions, mushrooms, jalapeños, olives and spinach with jalapeño hot sauce is my pizza jam. I really like those make your own pizza places where it's the same price regardless of toppings because that would be like 35 bucks at domino's

Empty Sandwich posted:

Spam, eggs, sausage, and Spam

Spam musubi is one of my favorite foods on earth. And it is Americana, just not the standard white person kind

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.

Bouillon Rube posted:

Sauscolate
Chosage

I could maybe see unsweetened cocoa powder as a sausage ingredient in small amounts. Maybe.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Play posted:

Spam musubi is one of my favorite foods on earth. And it is Americana, just not the standard white person kind

I v much want to try that

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
Giant cruise ships with the tacky movie theatre carpet and brass railings everywhere and 24/7 buffets really strike me as americana

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Do it ironically posted:

Giant cruise ships with the tacky movie theatre carpet and brass railings everywhere and 24/7 buffets really strike me as americana

Do you honestly think the more european lines are gonna be classy as hell?

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
When I think cruise ships, I don't think America.

As a matter of fact, don't most cruise lines specifically not set up shop in America for tax reasons? So it's more Americana to be a cruise line in a different country to avoid taxes than to be actual Americana.

ExecuDork
Feb 25, 2007

We might be fucked, sir.
Fallen Rib

Port of Miami 20071208
Marc Averette, CC BY 3.0 <https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0>, via Wikimedia Commons

Cruise ships seem very Americana. Huge, garish, full of drunk old people pretending to travel the world even though they never get off the boat until back in Miami. Some of the pictures of purestrain Americana food in this thread could easily have come from a cruise ship. Sure, the companies are mostly not headquartered in the USA, which is also Americana as hell - dodging taxes is the real national pastime for people rich enough to buy baseball teams.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

ExecuDork posted:


Port of Miami 20071208
Marc Averette, CC BY 3.0 <https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0>, via Wikimedia Commons

Cruise ships seem very Americana. Huge, garish, full of drunk old people pretending to travel the world even though they never get off the boat until back in Miami. Some of the pictures of purestrain Americana food in this thread could easily have come from a cruise ship. Sure, the companies are mostly not headquartered in the USA, which is also Americana as hell - dodging taxes is the real national pastime for people rich enough to buy baseball teams.

Still confused about how that is not Eurotrash af too

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

Still confused about how that is not Eurotrash af too

Brits just go to Spain and other Europeans visit other eurotrash's colonies for a laugh.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply