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Island Nation
Jun 20, 2006
Trust No One

Poque posted:

I think I like Rodgers best so far. Even over Ken.

You're not the only one.

Aaron to me was the wild card of the guest hosts as unlike the others he had no major TV experience. It was clear in his first taping that he hadn't nailed down the nuances of hosting a TV show (and honestly who could in one day?) but there were glimpses where he was getting comfortable with a style close to Alex.

Whatever pointers he was given between tapings he must've taken to heart as he became more comfortable in the role and made it his own.

I don't think he'll get the job due to his day job but once he hangs up his cleats, someone in power will want him on TV and not just on a pre game show.

Assuming these are the auditions, here's my ranking on who gets the job:

Ken
Aaron
Mike
Katie
A Calfornia Wildfire
Dr. Oz

Next one up, ex-Mole host Anderson Cooper

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Hed
Mar 31, 2004

Fun Shoe
Between today’s FJ priming everyone for Brigham Young by throwing in the Utah bit, and the “cabin” word from the presidential FJ last week it sure seems like we’ve had some gotchas lately.

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005
Totally didn't fall for the fake out this time and got it immediately :smug:

Honestly, kind of getting tired of the parade of white men rolling through. I really, really liked Aaron Rodgers though, and I think he's at the top of my list for the permanent job, with Ken pretty much right there along with him.

banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




Half the guest hosts scheduled arent white men but ok

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
I'm definitely surprised because I would not have called it at the announcement, but add me to the list of goons that liked Aaron Rodgers as the host.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
Not looking forward to Mayim Bialik for the same reason I avoided Dr. Oz.

I'm part of a non-vaccinating family and here's some anti-vaxxer books. Oh no! People are mad and my career is in jeopardy? I'm not really anti-vaxxer and I pinky promise my kids have been vaccinated all along.
:ssh: But I also think parents should be able to choose. I love this phrase and will sneak it in at every opportunity so people really know what I really think. :ssh:

Zesty fucked around with this message at 11:58 on Apr 17, 2021

Christe Eleison
Feb 1, 2010

Island Nation posted:

You're not the only one.

Aaron to me was the wild card of the guest hosts as unlike the others he had no major TV experience. It was clear in his first taping that he hadn't nailed down the nuances of hosting a TV show (and honestly who could in one day?) but there were glimpses where he was getting comfortable with a style close to Alex.

Whatever pointers he was given between tapings he must've taken to heart as he became more comfortable in the role and made it his own.

I don't think he'll get the job due to his day job but once he hangs up his cleats, someone in power will want him on TV and not just on a pre game show.

Assuming these are the auditions, here's my ranking on who gets the job:

Ken
Aaron
Mike
Katie
A Calfornia Wildfire
Dr. Oz

Next one up, ex-Mole host Anderson Cooper

Wonder if he’s going to be like a Michael Strahan or a Tony Romo and just kind of pop up wherever he wants after he’s done playing. He seems like he can be an affable guy when he wants to be, and enjoys doing something that’s not football.

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

banned from Starbucks posted:

Half the guest hosts scheduled arent white men but ok

Sure but so far and into the next two weeks (six guest hosts in!) apart from Katie Couric that’s literally all we’ve had.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/AndrewMarchand/status/1383417673434865664

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.
:barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf:

That's "time to start our own Jeopardy" level

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Just loving stop and put someone in the slot christ.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

Oh boy.

Poque fucked around with this message at 17:36 on Oct 17, 2022

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005
I have no idea who that guy is but I have seen the reaction of about 200 people to this pick so far and every single one has been negative.

banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




Go away forever Joe Buck

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.

HookShot posted:

I have no idea who that guy is but I have seen the reaction of about 200 people to this pick so far and every single one has been negative.

He's FOX's #1 sportscaster and is the most boringest turd who's ever ridden his dad's coattails into a broadcasting booth. Being FOX's #1 makes him the voice of the World Series, ugh. I'll hit the SAP button to avoid listening to him drone uselessly.

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

CPColin posted:

He's FOX's #1 sportscaster and is the most boringest turd who's ever ridden his dad's coattails into a broadcasting booth. Being FOX's #1 makes him the voice of the World Series, ugh. I'll hit the SAP button to avoid listening to him drone uselessly.

Oh, man. Yeah, I don't have Fox Sports so I'd never have heard him (I'm not sure we can even get it here in Canada, since we have our own sports broadcasters). This doesn't sound promising.

Duckman2008
Jan 6, 2010

TFW you see Flyers goaltending.
Grimey Drawer

HookShot posted:

Oh, man. Yeah, I don't have Fox Sports so I'd never have heard him (I'm not sure we can even get it here in Canada, since we have our own sports broadcasters). This doesn't sound promising.

He’s absolutely dog poo poo terrible. Like , it’s on the level of Dr Oz bad.


And how the gently caress they aren’t getting the “let Levar Burton at least try it” messages is beyond me.

xarph
Jun 18, 2001


Duckman2008 posted:

And how the gently caress they aren’t getting the “let Levar Burton at least try it” messages is beyond me.

I choose to believe Levar's agent knows what kind of leverage they've got and is playing hardball on the appearance fee. They know Jeopardy isn't going to walk away from those guaranteed ratings easily and is working on extracting the biggest check anyone has ever seen for an audition.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
I think you're vastly overestimating the leverage that any single applicant has on possibly the most desirable gig in the industry.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
yea unless you're The Literal Ghost of Trebek you have zero leverage in getting one of the most cushy steady paychecks you can get in the TV industry. Like, whenever Pat Seajack dies there's gonna be a straight up battle royale for that gig.

Also yea count me in on the 'surprisingly liked Rodgers a lot' train, I knew he had his celeb jeopardy run and all but the dude was pretty charming and him being a well known guy gave the contestants a couple chances to tease him like that 'I'm kind of the Aaron Rodgers of it' that the dude did about his hobby or whatever that was during one of the interview bits.

Also eat my rear end Joe Buck. I know he's not a literal fraudster like Oz and Bialik and all but god is he such a boring moron.

Island Nation
Jun 20, 2006
Trust No One

sexpig by night posted:

yea unless you're The Literal Ghost of Trebek you have zero leverage in getting one of the most cushy steady paychecks you can get in the TV industry. Like, whenever Pat Sajak dies there's gonna be a straight up battle royale for that gig.

Also yea count me in on the 'surprisingly liked Rodgers a lot' train, I knew he had his celeb jeopardy run and all but the dude was pretty charming and him being a well known guy gave the contestants a couple chances to tease him like that 'I'm kind of the Aaron Rodgers of it' that the dude did about his hobby or whatever that was during one of the interview bits.

Also eat my rear end Joe Buck. I know he's not a literal fraudster like Oz and Bialik and all but god is he such a boring moron.

We don't even need his ghost. He said Alex Faust was his choice & no way is he being considered. WOF will be decided by whoever's blood doesn't appear on Vanna's knitting needles after the carnage is done.

You would think if they wanted to look at a sportscaster, they would've looked at the one who hosted Sports Jeopardy but I guess not. Maybe they can get Brockmire in for a category. Either way, he can't be worse than Dr. Oz

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Island Nation posted:

We don't even need his ghost. He said Alex Faust was his choice & no way is he being considered. WOF will be decided by whoever's blood doesn't appear on Vanna's knitting needles after the carnage is done.

You would think if they wanted to look at a sportscaster, they would've looked at the one who hosted Sports Jeopardy but I guess not. Maybe they can get Brockmire in for a category. Either way, he can't be worse than Dr. Oz

Dr Oz is an idiot but he has a bit of charm to him to be able to con so many people. Joe Buck has absolutely no charisma. Which, ya know, considering his job is kinda wild but here we are!

Also my man almost died of hair plugs, he's easily the dumbest host including the magic bean peddler and anti-vaxx lady.

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005
Also Jeopardy has been very much advertising the fact that no one is getting an appearance fee; they're doing the charity thing in lieu of that.

Duckman2008 posted:

And how the gently caress they aren’t getting the “let Levar Burton at least try it” messages is beyond me.
I SURE CAN HAVE A GUESS

sexpig by night posted:

Also my man almost died of hair plugs, he's easily the dumbest host including the magic bean peddler and anti-vaxx lady.

LOL dear oh dear.

Doggles
Apr 22, 2007

sexpig by night posted:

yea unless you're The Literal Ghost of Trebek you have zero leverage in getting one of the most cushy steady paychecks you can get in the TV industry. Like, whenever Pat Seajack dies there's gonna be a straight up battle royale for that gig.

Having no leverage for a cushy job is literally how Pat Sajak wound up in the role in the first place. Chuck Woolery demanded a raise in his contract renewal negotiations. The producers told him he could be replaced by anyone for the job, even the local weatherman could do it. If he wanted to keep hosting, he wouldn't be getting a raise. Woolery thought he was calling their bluff by holding out, but no, they literally hired local weatherman Pat Sajak for the job!

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
If Pat Sajack dies just let Vanna host.

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005
There's a theory going around that Mike Richards is picking the worst people imaginable to make himself look better and increase his odds of getting the final job.

Of course, it's just internet speculation.

banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




Im pretty sure Joe Buck knows he has 0 chance and is just doing this out of spite

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

HookShot posted:

There's a theory going around that Mike Richards is picking the worst people imaginable to make himself look better and increase his odds of getting the final job.

Of course, it's just internet speculation.

Clearly Richards has never heard of The Hornberger System.

PSXer
Aug 2, 2006

The most exciting use of 1s and 0s next to internet porn

HookShot posted:

There's a theory going around that Mike Richards is picking the worst people imaginable to make himself look better and increase his odds of getting the final job.

Of course, it's just internet speculation.

But then, why'd they let Ken host?

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
Joe Buck will be fine, honestly. You don't need to be a big emoter to host Jeopardy.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
Scene: the Jeopardy! producers stand behind the counter on the Pawn Stars set

Customer: "Uh, yeah, I've got this show I love and is cherished worldwide. I'm hoping to get LeVar Burton to host it."

Producer, shaking head: "...the best I can do is 'this piece of poo poo who no one likes.'"

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

PSXer posted:

But then, why'd they let Ken host?

Because Mike didn’t realize he was going to get a shot at hosting when they picked Ken.

wa27
Jan 15, 2007

Surely they decided on someone before this season even started, right? It's not like Alex's death was a surprise.

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013

HookShot posted:

There's a theory going around that Mike Richards is picking the worst people imaginable to make himself look better and increase his odds of getting the final job.

Of course, it's just internet speculation.

These conspiracy theories are getting more and more ridiculous lmao.

Spokes
Jan 9, 2010

Thanks for a MONSTER of an avatar, Awful Survivor Mods!
I don’t know exactly how much black ops conspiracy work Richards is doing, but everything from his initial speech to the throngs of Internet commenters that LOVE him make me feel like he’s the choice and they’re trying to convince us we wanted him all along.

I wonder if I can bet this online anywhere

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

wa27 posted:

Surely they decided on someone before this season even started, right? It's not like Alex's death was a surprise.

They were auditioning possible hosts early last year, and ramped up when Trebek announced his cancer had gotten worse. They very certainly have a shortlist and they're just filling time before announcing the permanent host along with the start date of season 38. Some of the :tinfoil: poo poo is really getting hilarious.

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

packetmantis posted:

These conspiracy theories are getting more and more ridiculous lmao.
It's that or he's super bad at his job because Dr. Oz and now Joe Buck?

I do think he's pushing for the role. There have been a suspiciously large number of articles written about how everyone loved him and he should be the next host. Do I think he's tanking the other guest hosts on purpose? No. But I do think he's a moron for not even giving LeVar a chance.

Spokes posted:

I don’t know exactly how much black ops conspiracy work Richards is doing, but everything from his initial speech to the throngs of Internet commenters that LOVE him make me feel like he’s the choice and they’re trying to convince us we wanted him all along.

I wonder if I can bet this online anywhere

This. It feels like there's a real contrived effort on the internet to make everyone feel like the rest of the world liked him and he's a shoo-in.

Duckman2008
Jan 6, 2010

TFW you see Flyers goaltending.
Grimey Drawer
Have IBM Watson host jeopardy.

Have the same thing as when he answered questions, but with him asking. Option A is 98% what the question likely is, option B and C are 1% random computer answers that have no relevance.

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005
LOL that would own.

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So It Goes
Feb 18, 2011
I honestly think this threads obsession with the idea Mike Richards is orchestrating a conspiracy is super weird.

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