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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/fa7ZPlA.mp4

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Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008





Lol, I'm sharing this with the tattoo thread, I love joke reveals like that

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
sous vide some tegaderm wrapped weiners, next level poo poo.

XeeD
Jul 10, 2001
I see invisible dumptrucks.

Schubalts posted:

Uncased sausage filling is sold as uncased sausage, right next to the sausages. Nobody gets confused by this when shopping other than you nutters.

That gummy bear picture has it being sold above the sausages even.

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




uber_stoat posted:

PUF Anti-Food Porn: sous vide some tegaderm wrapped weiners

I know mercury is a great thread name but :chanpop:

City of Glompton
Apr 21, 2014

y or n?

https://twitter.com/shadowobsessed/status/1384294638173835265

(i am a y for the record)

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

I was also a y until seeing the followup:

https://twitter.com/shadowobsessed/status/1384345727132897283

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
i'm usually against snitching on food prep gently caress ups but that makes me think the sauce-man nodded out at the nozzle.

killer crane
Dec 30, 2006

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019

please tell me more about the alfredo nozzle

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013




I'm not even close to Italian but this makes me mad at food.

WITCHCRAFT
Aug 28, 2007

Berries That Burn

I would eat the hell out of this, and never tell anyone ever; with the same serious demeanor of a murder accomplice helping to hide the dead body

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

killer crane posted:

please tell me more about the alfredo nozzle

you have to go to school for 5 years before they let you near one so it's so much worse than you think.

Ninurta
Sep 19, 2007
What the HELL? That's my cutting board.

WITCHCRAFT posted:

I would eat the hell out of this, and never tell anyone ever; with the same serious demeanor of a murder accomplice helping to hide the dead body

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

No ortolan for this man, got it.

Ibblebibble
Nov 12, 2013

https://klfoodie.com/us-pizza-pizza-bomb/

Pizza on fire feels more like a failure state than anything.

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




killer crane posted:

please tell me more about the alfredo nozzle

This is a good thread title

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Sluuuuuuuuurp.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Johnny Truant posted:

This is a good thread title

It really is, but I don't want to change the current one without some thread consensus, because the post that inspired the current thread title is an all-timer.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

killer crane posted:

please tell me more about the alfredo nozzle

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

WITCHCRAFT posted:

I would eat the hell out of this, and never tell anyone ever; with the same serious demeanor of a murder accomplice helping to hide the dead body

Fentanyl on shift, not even once.

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




Pastry of the Year posted:

It really is, but I don't want to change the current one without some thread consensus, because the post that inspired the current thread title is an all-timer.

:hai:

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011

Pastry of the Year posted:

It really is, but I don't want to change the current one without some thread consensus, because the post that inspired the current thread title is an all-timer.
I love the new title.

I have manned the alfredo nozzle at the Dominos. It get chunky alfredo boogers after it sits for any length of time so you have to squeeze those out onto the pizza too. Sometimes if you're not careful the bottle gets slippery with old sauce and it shoots right out of your hands and you have to chase it across the floor while your oven alarms go off and pizza piles up in the pass. You can change the nozzle or hope there's another prepped on the line. Hope is usually wasted effort at Dominos, though.

Sometimes you catch Gary the night lead squirting the last of an alfredo bottle into his mouth. It's better than catching him shoving pepperoni into his face while he preps pizzas. At least the alfredo nozzle gets washed and sanitized.

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

fizzymercury posted:

chunky alfredo boogers

You're doing this on purpose now, aren't you.

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




fizzymercury posted:

I love the new title.

I have manned the alfredo nozzle at the Dominos. It get chunky alfredo boogers after it sits for any length of time so you have to squeeze those out onto the pizza too. Sometimes if you're not careful the bottle gets slippery with old sauce and it shoots right out of your hands and you have to chase it across the floor while your oven alarms go off and pizza piles up in the pass. You can change the nozzle or hope there's another prepped on the line. Hope is usually wasted effort at Dominos, though.

Sometimes you catch Gary the night lead squirting the last of an alfredo bottle into his mouth. It's better than catching him shoving pepperoni into his face while he preps pizzas. At least the alfredo nozzle gets washed and sanitized.

is there a big enough device to wash and sanitize Gary? :ohdear:

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

torn between

killer crane posted:

please tell me more about the alfredo nozzle

and

fizzymercury posted:

Hope is usually wasted effort at Dominos

but the people have spoken

Polyseme
Sep 6, 2009

GROUCH DIVISION


I was unaware that Franklin Street Pizza and Pasta became a Domino's franchise.

have, so y

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

fizzymercury posted:

Sometimes you catch Gary the night lead squirting the last of an alfredo bottle into his mouth. It's better than catching him shoving pepperoni into his face while he preps pizzas. At least the alfredo nozzle gets washed and sanitized.

I worked at a little mall theme park for a while, and I got in the habit of snacking on pepperoni and maybe some of the frozen mozzarella because sometimes they'd forget to give me a lunch break and it kinda drives you insane being submerged in food smells while starving.

I never drank sauce like an animal though.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Animals do not drink sauce except incidentally. Creating sauce and drinking it inappropriately is a very human trait.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
the "Sauce Man of Albuquerque" finally arrested after a 3 month reign of terror that saw him poison countless wild animals by feeding them massive amounts of alfredo sauce.

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011

SlothfulCobra posted:

I worked at a little mall theme park for a while, and I got in the habit of snacking on pepperoni and maybe some of the frozen mozzarella because sometimes they'd forget to give me a lunch break and it kinda drives you insane being submerged in food smells while starving.

I never drank sauce like an animal though.

Half the reason I worked at Dominos were the limitless pepperoni and banana pepper snacks. But you take them off the line and go to your hole next to the trash cans and then you wash your hands. Don't just shovel them in your face over someone's pizza while you make it. Gary had no respect.

I drink sauce at home all the time but you don't do it where people can see you. Shame is okay for some things.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



Hella would, buffalo sauce is my guilty pleasure and I will ride that train down into a dark place all by myself if i have to.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
It's just buffalo sauce infused cheese slices? And they look like real cheese, albeit low-grade rubbery mass production jack. This thread's seen infinitely worse.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
oh i would eat em np. just never seen a hot sauce infused sliced cheese pack before

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
Aldi has some habanero jack, and chipotle cheddar cheese slices and I love them

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
i got some cheese the other day that had little crevasses filled with congealed dark beer in it, really weird looking but tasty.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Cracker Barrel makes these jalapeņo cheddar cheese sticks that are really good. It seems like most of the pepper cheeses are always jack but I like these with the white cheddar. It gives em a nice sharp bite to go with the mild jalapeņo heat.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


uber_stoat posted:

i got some cheese the other day that had little crevasses filled with congealed dark beer in it, really weird looking but tasty.


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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Gunna eat that rock.

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