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Englund is most noticable for his voice work of the hand in Idle Hands.
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Nightmare 5 is borderline unwatchable to me. At least 6 has some real goofus moments that show someone is trying but failing in every conceivable way. That said, I think 4 always rubs me the wrong way the most in that it makes one of the worst decisions I could have imagined especially after the possible peak of the series with Part 3 by Drew Barrymore-ing the entire cast of Dream Warriors. Also, wondering if I'm a weirdo for putting New Nightmare in the top tier of the franchise with 1 and 3, but just under them. All the horrorheads I've known irl love that movie but I think it gets a lot of poo poo on the internet? I don't really pay attention to the discourse outside of here.
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weekly font posted:Also, wondering if I'm a weirdo for putting New Nightmare in the top tier of the franchise with 1 and 3, but just under them. All the horrorheads I've known irl love that movie but I think it gets a lot of poo poo on the internet? I don't really pay attention to the discourse outside of here. My top three shakes out the same. New Nightmare is pretty divisive even among horror/Freddy fans in my experience though.
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weekly font posted:Also, wondering if I'm a weirdo for putting New Nightmare in the top tier of the franchise with 1 and 3, but just under them. All the horrorheads I've known irl love that movie but I think it gets a lot of poo poo on the internet? I don't really pay attention to the discourse outside of here. No it's just one of those little quirks about this thread, there's a lot of posters who don't like New Nightmare. The mainstream consensus has always been that it was a triumphant return to form for Craven and Freddy.
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 20:07 |
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New Nightmare slaps
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 20:29 |
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AHS '84 tries a little too hard but is still a lot of fun
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 20:32 |
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Hollismason posted:Englund is most noticable for his voice work of the hand in Idle Hands. This was never disproven and is therefore, fact.
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 20:45 |
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MacheteZombie posted:This was never disproven and is therefore, fact. That logic works for religions, so...
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 20:48 |
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The voice of Englund, and the holy hand of the idle.
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 21:07 |
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MacheteZombie posted:The voice of Englund, and the holy hand of the idle. This is true
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 21:08 |
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Kvlt! posted:AHS tries a little too hard I really want to like that show, but every season I've watched has a point where I just peace out of its nonsense. I get that the nonsense is the point, but it feels like I'm constantly getting elbowed in the ribs by Ryan Murphy saying "Get it? Wasn't that weeeeeeird?"
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 21:10 |
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I have proof
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 21:11 |
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CelticPredator posted:I have proof drat did u show this concrete proof to noted handthiesm skeptic Lurdiak?
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 21:13 |
I'll scalp you all like the silent hand in the film Idle Hands scalped Dexter Holland.
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 21:38 |
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if anyone need someone horror comic recommendations: https://twitter.com/slimyswampghost/status/1384489738304884737?s=20 first three issues are out now, pretty good so far. definitely subbed for the rest of the series.
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 21:58 |
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Nightmare IV is probably my least favourite of them all. I normally like Renny Harlin for what he does, but it's got a real "don't give a poo poo" vibe, not in the sense it's incompetent but more in the sense that "we're gonna do whatever we feel is funny in the moment". So you've got stuff like the dog piss resurrecting Freddy and the kung-fu fight which just comes off as lame instead of inventive. I love New Nightmare though, second best for me.
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 23:17 |
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Y'all part 4 haters are loco. It's gloriously mtv pop trash and has some great setpieces.
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 23:29 |
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Karloff posted:Nightmare IV is probably my least favourite of them all. I normally like Renny Harlin for what he does, but it's got a real "don't give a poo poo" vibe, not in the sense it's incompetent but more in the sense that "we're gonna do whatever we feel is funny in the moment". So you've got stuff like the dog piss resurrecting Freddy and the kung-fu fight which just comes off as lame instead of inventive. I love New Nightmare though, second best for me. The kung fu scene is embarrassing, but it was supposed to be an actual martial arts fight with choreography and they ran out of money. Freddy became invisible, instead. I still firmly think it's a fun and good sequel.
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https://twitter.com/fart/status/1384403248228966409?s=20
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# ? Apr 21, 2021 12:26 |
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Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches I slam in the back of my Munster Koach!
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Origami Dali posted:Y'all part 4 haters are loco. It's gloriously mtv pop trash and has some great setpieces. Yeah 4 gets very dumb but some of those shots are incredibly fun I can’t help but have a good time with that one. The waterbed scene looks so cool!
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# ? Apr 21, 2021 12:49 |
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I remember having this convo with my friend in like 2000.
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# ? Apr 21, 2021 13:40 |
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I need to rewatch NoES 4, I remember thinking it wasn't great but I also thought that about 3 and was proven very wrong when I rewatched it last year.
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# ? Apr 21, 2021 13:45 |
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Part 4 is very much a Renny Harlin film, both good and bad. It’s the first one devoid of any scary moments, and some of the performances are painful. Especially Tuesday Knight replacing Patricia Arquette.
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# ? Apr 21, 2021 13:51 |
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I like 4 but I still don't understand the motivation to make the series funny instead of scary.
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Flavius Aetass posted:I like 4 but I still don't understand the motivation to make the series funny instead of scary. $$$. They made no bones about making Freddy more appealing to as broad an audience as possible to sell merch. Rap albums, toys, tv spinoffs, 1-800 hotlines, talk show appearances. Freddy was the biggest thing on the planet for a couple of years, and a big part of that was a consumer base way younger than Craven had ever intended.
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Origami Dali posted:$$$. They made no bones about making Freddy more appealing to as broad an audience as possible to sell merch. Rap albums, toys, tv spinoffs, 1-800 hotlines, talk show appearances. Freddy was the biggest thing on the planet for a couple of years, and a big part of that was a consumer base way younger than Craven had ever intended. The Faculty of Horror episodes about the NOES series and Freddy's evolution paints a really clear picture of this. It's an interesting context to keep in mind, because NOES was so directly tied to it's pop culture status, moreso than Halloween and Friday or other horror franchise.
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Flavius Aetass posted:I like 4 but I still don't understand the motivation to make the series funny instead of scary. The NOES series had to deal with a factor that most of the other slasher series didn't, which was that they had to keep Englund interested enough to keep signing on. I mean, sure the first two or three he probably was excited just to be starring in a prominent role but by 4 and 5 I think he was basically saying hey, I want to be given some fun and interesting material that isn't just scratching my claws on a locker and growling. In his interview for NOES 6 in Never Sleep Again he basically says that he knows they went way too far with the wackiness but that they felt like they had nowhere else to go, the only interesting way forward was to lean into the comedy. And I think Englund was probably correct, because Freddy had become a pop icon. It was very tough to maintain his mystique as a scary slasher because here he is appearing on Maury Povich and here he is in a commercial for breakfast cereal and oh here he's doing a little bit to sell the Halloween costume and you just saw more of Englund doing that stuff than actually playing the part, so people got used to it. Origami Dali posted:$$$. They made no bones about making Freddy more appealing to as broad an audience as possible to sell merch. Rap albums, toys, tv spinoffs, 1-800 hotlines, talk show appearances. Freddy was the biggest thing on the planet for a couple of years, and a big part of that was a consumer base way younger than Craven had ever intended. Yep, exactly
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# ? Apr 21, 2021 14:21 |
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I mean, that's great and all and thanks for the Munster history lesson, but perhaps, and stay with me here, Rob Zombie just enjoys driving the Munster Koach around because he's a huge Munsters fan, he wanted to make a song about it, and "Dragula" was just a much catchier name and fit the song better?
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# ? Apr 21, 2021 14:35 |
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It's just a fun little thing to point out. The author is just making it unfun by using the "we need to talk about" clickbait style.
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# ? Apr 21, 2021 14:52 |
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Good haunted house movies -- are there any? It feels like there was a real glut of these in the 1980s after Amityville et al, but most of them were horrible crap, and then poo poo was driven into the ground when affordable CGI made bad effects easier than ever and people forgot that your imagination is almost always scarier than some crappy CGI render (I'm thinking of crap like the remake of House on Haunted Hill). There have to be good haunted house movies out there, right?
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# ? Apr 21, 2021 14:53 |
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The last thing im gonna do is read 21 blue check mark tweets about my dear beloved close friend Rob Zombie
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Shaman Tank Spec posted:Good haunted house movies -- are there any? It feels like there was a real glut of these in the 1980s after Amityville et al, but most of them were horrible crap, and then poo poo was driven into the ground when affordable CGI made bad effects easier than ever and people forgot that your imagination is almost always scarier than some crappy CGI render (I'm thinking of crap like the remake of House on Haunted Hill). the remake of House on Haunted Hill owns, as does the original, but despite that needless slander I will still recommend to you The Haunting (1963), The Legend of Hell House (1973), and Ghostwatch (1992)
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Kvlt! posted:The last thing im gonna do is read 21 blue check mark tweets about my dear beloved close friend Rob Zombie I actually don't know a whole lot about Rob Zombie outside of his directing career, so for me it was very interesting.
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# ? Apr 21, 2021 15:00 |
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The original The Haunting is the gold standard haunted house movie. Then there's The Innocents, The Changeling, Poltergeist, the original tv version of The Woman in Black, Ghostwatch, Ju On.
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# ? Apr 21, 2021 15:01 |
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well of course not since he doesnt consider you a dear beloved close friend, perhaps even a brother, like he does me
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# ? Apr 21, 2021 15:02 |
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Shaman Tank Spec posted:Good haunted house movies -- are there any? It feels like there was a real glut of these in the 1980s after Amityville et al, but most of them were horrible crap, and then poo poo was driven into the ground when affordable CGI made bad effects easier than ever and people forgot that your imagination is almost always scarier than some crappy CGI render (I'm thinking of crap like the remake of House on Haunted Hill). Franchescanado posted:I rewatched The Legend of Hell House over the weekend. Still in the Top 3 Greatest Haunted House movie of all-time for me. Franchescanado posted:[What are your top 5 haunted house movies?] Others that I like: Let's Scare Jessica To Death, Stir of Echoes, Poltergeist, The Orphanage, Grave Encounters, The Devil's Backbone, The Innkeepers, Hausu, Burnt Offerings, House, The Uninvited, 1408, The Awakening,
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# ? Apr 21, 2021 15:02 |
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Funnily enough this was prompted by me watching the House on Haunted Hill (the original) just now and remembering the shitfest that was the remake, and especially that awful CGI ghost at the end. I'll take a cheap skeleton and Vincent Price over that any day.
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Shaman Tank Spec posted:Good haunted house movies -- are there any? It feels like there was a real glut of these in the 1980s after Amityville et al, but most of them were horrible crap, and then poo poo was driven into the ground when affordable CGI made bad effects easier than ever and people forgot that your imagination is almost always scarier than some crappy CGI render (I'm thinking of crap like the remake of House on Haunted Hill). I like the Changeling. It's got a great melancholy atmosphere and George C Scott just works well with ghosts
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bitterandtwisted posted:I like the Changeling. It's got a great melancholy atmosphere and George C Scott just works well with ghosts George C. Scott would've been a great actor for modern times with all the green-screen work they have to do now. You could put him in front of a green-screen and just let him monologue and he'd totally sell whatever scenario you wanted to drop him into in post.
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