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to renames mars bars to just bars?? otherwise its sort of redundant |
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they’ll be called just bars cuz they’ll be made out of us not chocolate
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Apr 24, 2021 18:56
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 bars is people
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Apr 24, 2021 18:59
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if u don’t get enough twitter likes Elon gets to eat you
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Apr 24, 2021 19:02
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Only traitors celebrate earth day on Mars |
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Apr 24, 2021 19:04
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also they will have to rename the movie Mars Attacks to Here Attacks |
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Apr 24, 2021 19:09
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honestly it sounds like too much work to localize all these products let's just call the whole move off
frump truck fucked around with this message at 19:13 on Apr 24, 2021 |
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frump truck posted:also they will have to rename the movie Mars Attacks to Here Attacks lol
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Apr 24, 2021 20:35
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men are from here. women are from somewhere else
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Apr 25, 2021 00:16
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FutonForensic posted:men are from here. women are from somewhere else lamenting the longer commute all women must now make to get back to their home
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Apr 25, 2021 00:56
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here needs women angry red women doesnt have quite the same ring to it |
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Apr 25, 2021 02:01
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int. a mars comedy club. a man is standing on stage wearing a cyber-blazer, cyber-jeans, and cyber-sneakers “remember earth? [pause for laughter] yeah i know. we used to be so obsessed with mars like— like take a ‘mars bar’… no not like the one you’re in now. it was a candy bar with chocolate, fudge, and nougat. what the hell does that have to do with mars? i tell ya, people used to just smack mars onto any product and it would sell like cyber-hotcakes!” the man takes a drag of a cyber-cigarette
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Apr 25, 2021 02:05
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Now here is the plan: Get your rear end down the street! |
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Apr 25, 2021 02:11
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FutonForensic posted:men are from here. women are from somewhere else lol |
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Apr 25, 2021 02:14
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google THIS posted:Now here is the plan: Get your rear end down the street! |
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Apr 25, 2021 13:25
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Phobos, Deimos, and "Big Stupid Fake Earth Moon"
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Apr 26, 2021 12:52
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Marvin the Neighbor |
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Apr 27, 2021 15:07
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Ventral EggSac posted:Marvin the Neighbor
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Apr 28, 2021 19:56
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hey man, wanna watch the old matt damon film the guy?
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Apr 29, 2021 10:59
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Let me see what Spring is like on Jupiter and stuff
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Apr 29, 2021 17:48
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This place, the bringer of war
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Apr 29, 2021 18:34
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Listening to The Volta
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Apr 29, 2021 19:07
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tbh, i think at that point we'll be calling the planet "musk" |
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Apr 29, 2021 20:52
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listening to Phobos and Whatever The Southernmost Part Of Thie Planet Is Called the beloved album by indie rock sensation Modest Mouse But Like On Mars
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watho posted:listening to Phobos and Whatever The Southernmost Part Of Thie Planet Is Called the beloved album by indie rock sensation Modest Mouse But Like On Mars Modest Eouhe |
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Apr 29, 2021 23:19
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the tallest mountain is Olympus Mons after I get there it’s gonna be Mons Pubis. |
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Sitting around on Mars, eating some slop... learning space wisdom from the mute red Christs of this joint.... doing telepathy.... yeah sixth grade-- rules
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Apr 30, 2021 16:56
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and that, dear students, is why we send you on a earth vacation to study greco-roman war gods
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Apr 30, 2021 17:06
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Around here we just call him Fire Hal Bill |
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Apr 30, 2021 17:42
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plucky young female detective, veronica *gestures expansively*
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Being forced to watch the episode of SNL hosted by Elon Musk and laugh at laser gunpoint |
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mercury, venus, earth, musk, bezos, gates, uranus, neptune, fuckyoumusklovejeffbezos
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yeah i have a girlfriend, you probably haven’t met her tho she lives on the mercury colony
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May 3, 2021 16:12
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It's just hmallow now |
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May 3, 2021 16:33
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There are a lot of upials in the h |
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May 3, 2021 16:44
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watho posted:yeah i have a girlfriend, you probably haven’t met her tho she lives on the mercury colony
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May 3, 2021 17:27
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google THIS posted:Around here we just call him Fire Hal Bill this one took me a minute |
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May 3, 2021 17:31
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Heather Papps posted:and that, dear students, is why we send you on a earth vacation to study greco-roman war gods |
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May 3, 2021 20:14
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Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders, All Of Which We Thankfully Left on Earth |
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Santa Claus conquers us |
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