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alien beams down to your planet for a relaxing time reading his book and does not want to interrupt that for a gently caress
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:Sorry ET definitely fucks. if you read the novelization of E.T.: The Extraterrestrial by William Kotzwinkle, you get some snippets told from E.T.'s perspective in which this is confirmed - and worse, E.T. has a thing for Elliott's mom.
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Aug 10, 2021 10:17
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No Time to gently caress At This Juncture (dROU)(Eccentric)
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Aug 11, 2021 09:35
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 the Nordic Alien Woman is too embarrassed about the racial politics of their species happening to resemble really hot scandinavians to show herself openly to humanity, let alone loving one of us. on the other end of the equation, they may look like really hot humans from a distance but on close examination they prove to be cg
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Aug 11, 2021 10:37
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In case you're wondering, the PhD is in "Government"
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Aug 11, 2021 10:50
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That's a suppository.
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Aug 13, 2021 00:36
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Cease to Hope posted:odo is too busy keeping a watch on quark and scowling. I'm sorry. I must object. Star trek is such a terminally PG-horny series that every single character except Geordie fucks in either an implied or off screen way. Even the publicly shamed incel, Spock, got retconned to gently caress.
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ikanreed posted:I'm sorry. I must object. Star trek is such a terminally PG-horny series that every single character except Geordie fucks in either an implied or off screen way. ????????????????? at what point was Spock involuntarily celibate????
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i guess technically Amok Time might count but even then he spends most of the episode wishing he didn't have those urges and treats the ritual as a burdensome obligation and not as a desire
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Aug 14, 2021 19:25
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he even hosed Leila Kalomi! Spock canonically had sex in TOS!
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Hodgepodge posted:
josh04 posted:In case you're wondering, the PhD is in "Government" Farmer Crack-rear end posted:he even hosed Leila Kalomi! Spock canonically had sex in TOS!
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Aug 22, 2021 06:19
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Jadzia is canonically thirsty for Spock. And also hosed Bones.
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Aug 22, 2021 08:26
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Ghost Leviathan posted:And also hosed Bones. hosed a lot of bones. But Bones in particular?
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Bootcha posted:hosed a lot of bones. We are assured he always had the hands of a surgeon.
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Aug 26, 2021 11:43
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She did it while she was Emory Dax, the gymnast, in college. Good for both of them.
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Aug 26, 2021 23:06
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Sargon and Thalassa kissed while borrowing Jim Kirk and Ann Mulhall's bodies but it never got any further than that. (And Kirk at least had the decency to look properly embarrassed after, for once.)
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Sep 7, 2021 03:08
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 This Hottard is too busy trying to terraform a planet on his own to be warm enough for his people.
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SlothfulCobra posted:
Heck yes Sillage
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Sep 9, 2021 09:38
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Cease to Hope posted:alf is handling important business on the phone This is some Bill Clinton type definition of gently caress. ALF is always keen to eat pussy.
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Weka posted:This is some Bill Clinton type definition of gently caress. ALF is always keen to eat pussy. he is very clearly busy on the phone
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Feb 3, 2022 13:41
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You know he would drop that poo poo in an instant.
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Weka posted:This is some Bill Clinton type definition of gently caress. ALF is always keen to eat pussy. p sure alf is actually getting the bill clinton type of gently caress in that picture
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Cease to Hope posted:he is very clearly busy on the phone Yeah, making a booty call.
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