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oh dang i missed a lot this weekend. first of all, congrats to sk on the weeding and next of all, welcome to our friends from cspam, and may the pets and crimes be forever in your favor |
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Is the shoe leopard print? This is important. |
# ? May 3, 2021 13:30 |
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Escape From Noise posted:Is the shoe leopard print? This is important. Yes, and red trim. |
# ? May 3, 2021 13:31 |
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Teddy Thunders posted:Yes, and red trim. gently caress I need it |
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Rarity posted:gently caress I need it The shoes I'm thinking of are actually p bad but I bet I can find some sick platform peep toe heels that would be right. |
# ? May 3, 2021 14:13 |
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Me looking at clothes: uhhhhhhhhhhhh I guess maybe I'm gonna wear rumpled suits but in a way that doesn't scream boy |
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Teddy Thunders posted:Me looking at clothes: uhhhhhhhhhhhh I guess maybe I'm gonna wear rumpled suits but in a way that doesn't scream boy I haven’t finished my tea yet and read that as ‘rumbled sluts’ and was v. Confused and intrigued
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# ? May 3, 2021 14:21 |
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Sounds like a roller derby team name |
# ? May 3, 2021 14:28 |
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:I haven’t finished my tea yet and read that as ‘rumbled sluts’ and was v. Confused and intrigued I didn't realise I was clothes now |
# ? May 3, 2021 14:31 |
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Parboiling potatoes to make breakfast burritos tomorrow. Haters, don't @ me. |
# ? May 3, 2021 14:57 |
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Mods please give me a gangtag that says "rumble slut" I need it thank you |
# ? May 3, 2021 14:57 |
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RUMBLE SLUTS POWER ACTIVAAAAAAAAAAAATE
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# ? May 3, 2021 15:14 |
Teddy Thunders posted:I'm reading Michelle Zauner's new book, Crying in H Mart, and crying on my hard new bed. The bed will get softer, but processing loss never does. I should probably read this, as we just had an H Mart open up a short walk away and I just thought I would get gochujang there but it seems much more complicated now
OMGVBFLOL posted:if you have the money and the patience, you can Hello Kitty anything Thank you deep dish peat moss! |
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# ? May 3, 2021 15:26 |
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Teddy Thunders posted:It is okay to be gender mysterious. misread that first sentence as "is it" not "it is" and was really confused for a minute but now that i have read it correctly: strong agree
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biosterous posted:misread that first sentence as "is it" not "it is" and was really confused for a minute As a Gender Mysterious orb I believe it is okay to not be perceived so much as understood as the susurration of wind in the bamboo blinds at 2:13am of a humid summer's darkness. |
# ? May 3, 2021 16:06 |
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Perhaps the only way to perceive who I am is to remember the tiny bits of memory of the first time your grandmother fed you fresh honeycomb in the fading light of an autumn afternoon, on that slice of apple, the one that was so juicy and so crisp, before you knew the language to convey sweetness |
# ? May 3, 2021 16:15 |
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Is gender angry a thing? I'd like to claim to be that. |
# ? May 3, 2021 16:24 |
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Teddy Thunders posted:Perhaps the only way to perceive who I am is to remember the tiny bits of memory of the first time your grandmother fed you fresh honeycomb in the fading light of an autumn afternoon, on that slice of apple, the one that was so juicy and so crisp, before you knew the language to convey sweetness it all makes sense now |
# ? May 3, 2021 16:27 |
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cruft posted:Is gender angry a thing? I'd like to claim to be that. I've been gender angry for years, have you tried being gender euphoric |
# ? May 3, 2021 16:29 |
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self expression: it's good!
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# ? May 3, 2021 16:52 |
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it's rainy here, and a little chilly this morning. i have yet to change my tires over to summer because the temp hasn't been above 10 regularly which is WEIRD for this time of year. i feel pretty rough but i have a colonoscopy in like 2 weeks and am very looking forward to a doctor giving me some sort of answer and maybe even tips or tricks to prevent me from feelin' like this. maybe i have a gluten intolerance or something, i do consume that stuff. blarg.
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# ? May 3, 2021 16:55 |
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I'm really tempted to "accidentally" leave myself unmuted today, so that people in this week-long training/lab exercise can hear me sing little songs to my dog all day. Somebody talk me out of this. |
# ? May 3, 2021 17:04 |
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that's not a good idea cruft now, recording that entire thing while putting it on vocaroo or something before posting it on byob, that's a good idea
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# ? May 3, 2021 17:07 |
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Never unmute yourself on any call ever. Do not be perceived by other humans! |
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Teddy Thunders posted:Never unmute yourself on any call ever. Do not be perceived by other humans! Metal Gear: Conference Call |
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Goons Are Great posted:that's not a good idea cruft Here's one I came up with a few months ago, just after we'd gotten her, about her tendency to flip the gently caress out every morning when the baseboard heaters started popping at 3am. https://voca.ro/12lYjDKIyXUA E: While I'm at it, the station IDs didn't work on my phone, so here they are again: Word version: https://voca.ro/1fuCnlLVC72E Acronym version: https://voca.ro/17OsrgAf2ftI cruft fucked around with this message at 18:05 on May 3, 2021 |
# ? May 3, 2021 18:02 |
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after some consideration you should question if your colleagues deserve to be blessed with a gift like that, because that's wonderful
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Hello welcome and scat: rappers must praise |
# ? May 3, 2021 19:31 |
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Good job, Ruby! |
# ? May 3, 2021 19:41 |
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i like singing that nellie furtado promiscuous girl song to the dog with the lyric "promiscuous hound" which is fitting because he is as advertised
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# ? May 3, 2021 20:19 |
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I wake once more in the evershadow of my giant baby boy. what season is it I ask, but only the echoes off of skin and fat, softened by downy hair respond. it has grown cold and I have grown old.
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# ? May 3, 2021 20:46 |
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Another photo of Harvey Dent |
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Zil posted:Another photo of Harvey Dent soulful eyes
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# ? May 3, 2021 21:03 |
I remembered a good rear end byob post from five years ago all of a sudden today so hi byob | |
# ? May 3, 2021 21:05 |
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Post the good rear end in byob
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:Post the good rear end in byob The big rear end? The big ol' rear end?? I thought I left that behind a lifetime ago... |
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# ? May 3, 2021 21:24 |
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Zil posted:Another photo of Harvey Dent what a charming lil fella. hey there lil fella! |
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The neighbor's cat that should not be outside but they let it outside but only killed a bird and put it on my doormat, they also pooped in my flower bed. I'm gonna go poop in my neighbor's flower bed and leave a frozen chicken on their doorstep. I'm so angry, the cat could get hurt (we have foxes, coyotes, bears, etc) AND IT'S KILLING MY BIRDS. |
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