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DeadFatDuckFat posted:How do people find out their lame abilities, are they just born knowing they can do X thing? OK I'm about to just fall asleep at my desk so I'm going to have to sleep now and come back to this tomorrow. (Martman is next on the list) My cat is complaining that it's bed time and I'm not there. Before I go to bed, within the actual comic world build people generally find out their abilities during puberty, lame or not. For really obscure abilities some people might never find out they have them until much later in life. So in my case I might know I'm doing something to the milk when I smalk it, but no idea what without experimenting with said altered milk. Of course, in such a world the ability to detect and determine special abilities would be an uncommon but still genuinely ability in itself, but unless someone has a user name that really lends itself to analysis we probably won't see it in this thread. In comparison, Zeluth's ability to detect Z's and create them and use Undo features on computers with their mind would be something they could figure out pretty quickly. Anyone with actual super powers figures out they exist pretty quickly as well.
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# ? May 8, 2021 10:10 |
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Cool, I'd like powers if there are still some to be had
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# ? May 8, 2021 13:28 |
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Give me some lame chess related power. I'll wear a themed costume even if it's useless
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# ? May 8, 2021 14:33 |
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Derpies posted:i would like a power It better be YOU KNOW WHAT
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# ? May 8, 2021 14:38 |
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I also take a ticket for a power
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# ? May 8, 2021 14:38 |
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I hope I get a sexual superpower
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# ? May 8, 2021 14:44 |
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Something cat-related please
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# ? May 8, 2021 15:20 |
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Mooey Cow posted:I hope I get a sexual superpower The power to cum really fast.
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# ? May 8, 2021 15:23 |
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ohh this is fun cool drawings op
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# ? May 8, 2021 15:24 |
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Dear God, OP. Are you saying I can be even more powerful than I am now???
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# ? May 8, 2021 15:26 |
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reveal my true power
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# ? May 8, 2021 15:39 |
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Revins posted:reveal my true power I hope it's that you have the hot poops every Wednesday.
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# ? May 8, 2021 15:40 |
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Literally A Person posted:I hope it's that you have the hot poops every Wednesday. but this is something we all know already
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# ? May 8, 2021 15:41 |
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Hello I'd like a power where do I take a number
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# ? May 8, 2021 15:50 |
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Smik posted:OK I'm about to just fall asleep at my desk so I'm going to have to sleep now and come back to this tomorrow. (Martman is next on the list) My cat is complaining that it's bed time and I'm not there. Thanks that makes sense. I guess I was just imagining someone with some really obscure power just trying EVERYTHING and failing to discover their power. I dunno if you ever go to baseball games, but sometimes they put up these really niche stats up on the board (slugging percentage is .650 on Home games during the daytime!) and I was just thinking if someone's power was like eating ceramic on wednesdays in Portland it'd be ridiculous DeadFatDuckFat fucked around with this message at 17:46 on May 8, 2021 |
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I got my second covid shot yesterday, time to find out what power the Illuminati has seen for to grace me with!
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# ? May 8, 2021 17:42 |
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Smik posted:William Henry Hairytaint, your power is... Welcome, everyone, to the Sacred Order of No Boners
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# ? May 8, 2021 17:45 |
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Smik posted:Meme Poker Party (I'm so sorry but I rolled a 1 out of 100 so your power is really going to suck) your power is... The power brim... it lied to me... Oh well owned furries lmao!!!
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# ? May 8, 2021 17:50 |
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Smik posted:Hairy Right Hook your power is... Hell yeah, this has season 1 arc villain material written all over it
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# ? May 8, 2021 18:13 |
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Smik posted:OK I'm about to just fall asleep at my desk so I'm going to have to sleep now and come back to this tomorrow. (Martman is next on the list) My cat is complaining that it's bed time and I'm not there. That's slightly disappointing. I was sorta hoping it'd just be like those hearing tests they had in grade school, and once a year there'd be a parade of tragically disappointed schoolchildren.
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# ? May 8, 2021 18:28 |
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Smik posted:Zil, your power is... Amazing, simply amazing.
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# ? May 8, 2021 18:58 |
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i would like a special power op
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# ? May 8, 2021 19:00 |
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I have always wondered what power I have.
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# ? May 8, 2021 19:04 |
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Smik posted:Supreme Allah, your power is... I could keep doing that and live forever ! unless I dont see my death coming i guess but how often does
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# ? May 8, 2021 19:29 |
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Martman posted:Gimme the juice Martman, your power is... DETECT MARKETS! - Your Mart-Sense will go off when you are near any kind of market, be it supermarket, farmer's market, flea market or black market! - You can tell without looking if a market is open or closed! - You have a slight ability to determine the reputation of the market! Reputable markets sense differently from scammy markets.
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# ? May 8, 2021 21:31 |
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I'd love a superpower, please.
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# ? May 8, 2021 21:34 |
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My power must be overwhelming!
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# ? May 8, 2021 21:40 |
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HOMO ERECTUS posted:o gosh im afraid i dont have ANY powers, im just a huge LOSER . sorry to bother this thread, what a dunce move that was HOMO ERECTUS, your power is... CORRECT POSTURE! - You can automatically correct your posture at any time! - You can correct the postures of others! This lasts 30 min to 3 hours, depending on how determined they are to slouch. - You can also fix several spine disorders! There will be momentary extreme discomfort while your force their spine and accompanying nerves into the proper calibration but after that they're 100%! - It's recommended that in cases of spinal correction a local anesthetic is administered and also wear ear protection. You won't damage your hearing but the sound of spinal recalibration sounds really awful.
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# ? May 8, 2021 21:46 |
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Does anyone here have super lawyer powers that can make up for the rest of my life being made legitimately not worth living by someone overstepping their boundaries and drugging me with a testosterone blocking prostate cancer drug to protect the dignity of terri schiavo
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# ? May 8, 2021 21:51 |
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Super power please
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# ? May 8, 2021 21:55 |
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Colonel Cancer, your power is... CANCER CONTROL (a Super rank power) - This is not at all a funny power. - You can destroy or cause cancer. - You are one of the most well paid but over-worked and controversial supers on the planet.
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# ? May 8, 2021 22:03 |
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Exasperated Badger posted:My officers chose me to get the Something-Awful Serum. Exasperated Badger your power is... BADGER CONTROL! - Summon badgers! - Control badgers! - Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom! - The main disadvantage of badger control (and why this is not a class-B super ability) is that badgers are not extremely swift animals and so if you want to intimidate anyone you also have to drive around with a truck full of badgers. - Guaranteed job in the UK for badger relocation!
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# ? May 8, 2021 22:16 |
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power?
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# ? May 8, 2021 22:20 |
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Kinda scared
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# ? May 8, 2021 22:20 |
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Hey, OP Please give me some powers so that I may finally achieve omniscience.
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# ? May 8, 2021 22:22 |
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:How do people find out their lame abilities, are they just born knowing they can do X thing? DeadFatDuckFat your power is... CREATE DUCK FAT! - Create up to 100L of rendered DUCK FAT per minute! - Duck fat is excellent for cooking! - Create slipping hazards! - Never starve!
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# ? May 8, 2021 22:26 |
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I’d like a power, please.
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# ? May 8, 2021 22:32 |
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Play posted:Humility is a virtue, so I'd be happy with any superpower no matter how seemingly useless or powerful. It's a good thing you feel that way Play, because the power table roll was awful and your power is... INFECTIOUS AND TOXIC LOVE AND ACCEPTANCE! - You have the power to have LOVE and ACCEPTANCE, but this also transforms you into a BRONY while active! - Symptoms last 1 to 2 weeks depending on your health and immunity! - Your LOVE and ACCEPTANCE is INFECTIOUS in the same way the FLU is, causing others to turn into bronies!
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# ? May 8, 2021 22:38 |
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My irl superpower is knowing the value of vintage computers by sight.
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# ? May 8, 2021 22:39 |
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Fine, alright
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# ? May 8, 2021 22:45 |