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evil_bunnY
Apr 2, 2003

https://twitter.com/thegrugq/status/1392350129139580928

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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004



confession: just for a second i wondered why the ad space company agreed to put this up

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

jesus WEP posted:

confession: just for a second i wondered why the ad space company agreed to advertise "small pastries" that are clearly shrimp

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

anybody looking for a new job?

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

love 2 be Obsessed With Excellence

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018

Revolutionizing the energy industry with more oil

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




someone apply to them and state “im eager to disrupt the market” in your resume

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
It's unethical to not be an insider threat to petrochemical companies

klosterdev
Oct 10, 2006

Na na na na na na na na Batman!
Maybe that's what already happened

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

cinci zoo sniper posted:

someone apply to them and state “im eager to disrupt the market” in your resume

:eyepop:

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



cinci zoo sniper posted:

someone apply to them and state “im eager to disrupt the market” in your resume

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

the real question is whether it's a new position or recently open iykwim

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

https://twitter.com/LikeAndBlock/status/1392640160655945729/photo/2

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.


:kiss:

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

I'm actually disappointed that it was that passe.

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

HAHAHAH

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007




lmao no loving way

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

i can't find any articles with that information or that quote in them so that tweet's definitely fake

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
i mean its on twitter so it must be real

do you really think somebody would just go on the internet and tell lies?

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Shame Boy posted:

i can't find any articles with that information or that quote in them so that tweet's definitely fake

it's ludicrous enough to be credible.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Shame Boy posted:

i can't find any articles with that information or that quote in them so that tweet's definitely fake

i mean, it's definitely not in the article referenced in the tweet

it is very funny though

CmdrRiker
Apr 8, 2016

You dismally untalented little creep!

Midjack posted:

it's ludicrous enough to be credible.

Seems like a reasonable exchange. Boobs for malware installation.

redleader
Aug 18, 2005

Engage according to operational parameters
like tazerballs, it is clearly and obviously true

Acer Pilot
Feb 17, 2007
put the 'the' in therapist

:dukedog:


know your audience

Mr. Crow
May 22, 2008

Snap City mayor for life

redleader posted:

like tazerballs, it is clearly and obviously true



I choose to believe

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*
getting people to believe things because you know no one is going to read the article is actually a form of social engineering and therefore makes the OP a hacker. you've all been hacked.

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



malware

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
SecFuck M/T v18.8 - More Like CANSas City

also: good news, we solved all the problems

https://twitter.com/ericgeller/status/1392608990819926017

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



haveblue posted:

SecFuck M/T v18.8 - More Like CANSas City

also: good news, we solved all the problems

https://twitter.com/ericgeller/status/1392608990819926017

does getting hit with a cryptolocker satisfy the encryption directive, i wonder

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost

haveblue posted:

SecFuck M/T v18.8 - More Like CANSas City

also: good news, we solved all the problems

https://twitter.com/ericgeller/status/1392608990819926017

US government agencies were well known for their lack of regulatory requirements to keep them safe

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem
just make it illegal to hack the government. bam, cybersecurity solved

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

Make it illegal to get hacked.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






taqueso posted:

Make it illegal to get hacked.

This is what Rudy Giuliani was trying to say and nobody waa listening!

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
Lol, the government, which is run by ancient people who still call every console a Nintendo and call all smartphones blackberries, will create more infosec laws. :allears:

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


congress used to have a department responsible for keeping them informed on the latest technology
newt gingrich disbanded it back in the 90s when he was working on killing the government

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

duz posted:

congress used to have a department responsible for keeping them informed on the latest technology
newt gingrich disbanded it back in the 90s when he was working on killing the government
even given gingrich's hardon for drowning government that does surprise me, gingrich is a turbonerd who loves sci fi poo poo

xtal
Jan 9, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

duz posted:

congress used to have a department responsible for keeping them informed on the latest technology
newt gingrich disbanded it back in the 90s when he was working on killing the government

Smh working to destroy the government and not even in the cool way

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD posted:

even given gingrich's hardon for drowning government that does surprise me, gingrich is a turbonerd who loves sci fi poo poo

well then he personally doesn't need someone telling him about new things and probably even felt like he was being talked down to

like you ever try telling an insufferable dork about something they already know? yeah

mystes
May 31, 2006

Shame Boy posted:

like you ever try telling an insufferable dork about something they already know? yeah
Well yeah I have posted in YOSPOS.

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Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

i also would have accepted "turn on your monitor before you start typing next time"

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